the bad batch bot
@thebotbatch.bsky.social
posting random quotes from the bad batch series, the clone wars 7.1-7.4, and hyperspace stories #10 every 3 hours. run by @rocketmanakin.bsky.social
Batcher, come! Now you need to run away and not come back, okay? And try not to bite anyone. I can't go with you yet. I have to get Crosshair first. Go on! Batcher, go!
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Batcher, come! Now you need to run away and not come back, okay? And try not to bite anyone. I can't go with you yet. I have to get Crosshair first. Go on! Batcher, go!
- Doctor, um, I'm... I'm still hungry.
- It will pass.
- It will pass.
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
- Doctor, um, I'm... I'm still hungry.
- It will pass.
- It will pass.
Yeah! I got tired of you guys having all the fun.
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Yeah! I got tired of you guys having all the fun.
No. Not against you. Against the Empire. They're imprisoning and experimenting on our brothers, killed others.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No. Not against you. Against the Empire. They're imprisoning and experimenting on our brothers, killed others.
He's telling the truth. The Kaminoans put chips in all the clones. Remember what I told you in the brig? You can't help it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
He's telling the truth. The Kaminoans put chips in all the clones. Remember what I told you in the brig? You can't help it.
Plan 88. You have to hide. They're after Om-
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Plan 88. You have to hide. They're after Om-
I could fix your leg if you want. I mean, it's a simple booster adjustment. I've done it a bunch of times for AZI-3 back on Kamino.
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I could fix your leg if you want. I mean, it's a simple booster adjustment. I've done it a bunch of times for AZI-3 back on Kamino.
Lying was never your strength, Wrecker. Find the kid.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Lying was never your strength, Wrecker. Find the kid.
- Well, I guess you actually are on our side.
- Was there ever any doubt?
- Some.
- Was there ever any doubt?
- Some.
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
- Well, I guess you actually are on our side.
- Was there ever any doubt?
- Some.
- Was there ever any doubt?
- Some.
- Were there Jedi with this squad?
- Just clones, but using tactics like we have never seen before.
- Just clones, but using tactics like we have never seen before.
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
- Were there Jedi with this squad?
- Just clones, but using tactics like we have never seen before.
- Just clones, but using tactics like we have never seen before.
Crosshair, where's Batcher?
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Crosshair, where's Batcher?
- Just do your thing and get us inside. We'll handle the rest.
- That's, “Do your thing, sir.”
- I don't think so.
- That's, “Do your thing, sir.”
- I don't think so.
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
- Just do your thing and get us inside. We'll handle the rest.
- That's, “Do your thing, sir.”
- I don't think so.
- That's, “Do your thing, sir.”
- I don't think so.
She's not a pirate. She's a liberator of ancient wonders.
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
She's not a pirate. She's a liberator of ancient wonders.
- I would no longer call this medical bay a sterile environment.
- Do you prefer to use the facility on Kamino?
- This will do nicely.
- Do you prefer to use the facility on Kamino?
- This will do nicely.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
- I would no longer call this medical bay a sterile environment.
- Do you prefer to use the facility on Kamino?
- This will do nicely.
- Do you prefer to use the facility on Kamino?
- This will do nicely.
All clones in violation of Order 66 shall be terminated.
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
All clones in violation of Order 66 shall be terminated.
No? You might know me better than you think. We're sisters, Omega.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
No? You might know me better than you think. We're sisters, Omega.
We still don't know the coordinates of Tantiss. But between the datapad and all you and Crosshair have told me, we're closer to finding and freeing those clones.
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 AM
We still don't know the coordinates of Tantiss. But between the datapad and all you and Crosshair have told me, we're closer to finding and freeing those clones.
Lying was never your strength, Wrecker. Find the kid.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Lying was never your strength, Wrecker. Find the kid.
Hide? But I've been stuck on Kamino my whole life. Can't we explore?
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hide? But I've been stuck on Kamino my whole life. Can't we explore?
Wrong. I had my chip removed a long time ago.
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wrong. I had my chip removed a long time ago.
Look at you all, scavenging like rats. How pathetic.
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Look at you all, scavenging like rats. How pathetic.
I can't do it, AZI. I already lost Tech. I'm not gonna lose them too.
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I can't do it, AZI. I already lost Tech. I'm not gonna lose them too.
- Tech, you said the regs were programmed but you never mentioned a chip.
- How else did you think it worked?
- How else did you think it worked?
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
- Tech, you said the regs were programmed but you never mentioned a chip.
- How else did you think it worked?
- How else did you think it worked?
You're Saw Gerrera. Trained by Captain Rex and General Skywalker to fight for the Republic.
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
You're Saw Gerrera. Trained by Captain Rex and General Skywalker to fight for the Republic.
Ha ha! Come and get me!
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Ha ha! Come and get me!