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Time to release the wrecking ball!
January 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Time to release the wrecking ball!
- Without a ship, we'll have to infiltrate the city on foot. Half the squad's too injured to continue.
- I've beaten clankers with far less.
- I've beaten clankers with far less.
January 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
- Without a ship, we'll have to infiltrate the city on foot. Half the squad's too injured to continue.
- I've beaten clankers with far less.
- I've beaten clankers with far less.
Hey, Tiny, I got a mission for you. Now get scrubbing.
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Hey, Tiny, I got a mission for you. Now get scrubbing.
- Omega, this is something I have to do. I'm going where I'm needed.
- But we need you too.
- But we need you too.
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
- Omega, this is something I have to do. I'm going where I'm needed.
- But we need you too.
- But we need you too.
You're still their brother, Crosshair. You're my brother too.
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
You're still their brother, Crosshair. You're my brother too.
Try again, Hunter. I told you before, you're surrounded.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Try again, Hunter. I told you before, you're surrounded.
Tell me, Wrecker, how exactly did you miss our ship being compromised?
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Tell me, Wrecker, how exactly did you miss our ship being compromised?
Oh, relax. I'd expect you to know a stealth approach when you see it.
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Oh, relax. I'd expect you to know a stealth approach when you see it.
- What am I gonna do with a defective power droid?
- That's our defective power droid. Now, where's our ship?
- That's our defective power droid. Now, where's our ship?
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
- What am I gonna do with a defective power droid?
- That's our defective power droid. Now, where's our ship?
- That's our defective power droid. Now, where's our ship?
I got you, kid.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I got you, kid.
I'll handle this. Take Batcher and power up the ship.
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I'll handle this. Take Batcher and power up the ship.
You know, staring at your comm won't make Echo contact you any faster.
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
You know, staring at your comm won't make Echo contact you any faster.
I wanted to believe it was the inhibitor chip that made you like this... but I was wrong.
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I wanted to believe it was the inhibitor chip that made you like this... but I was wrong.
It's too well-guarded. We'll never slip past all those troopers undetected. I can take out at least half before they know what's happening.
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
It's too well-guarded. We'll never slip past all those troopers undetected. I can take out at least half before they know what's happening.
The mission was to retrieve the capacitor, wasn't it? I tracked the dragon, like you did.
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 AM
The mission was to retrieve the capacitor, wasn't it? I tracked the dragon, like you did.
He records everything. It's a hobby.
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 AM
He records everything. It's a hobby.
Impressive shot back there. Where'd you learn to do that?
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Impressive shot back there. Where'd you learn to do that?
One last race. If you win, we pay you double. If we win, we get Cid.
January 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
One last race. If you win, we pay you double. If we win, we get Cid.
Tapping our comms to track our movements? So predictable.
January 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Tapping our comms to track our movements? So predictable.
- Wrecker, easy with my ship.
- Your ship?
- Your ship?
January 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
- Wrecker, easy with my ship.
- Your ship?
- Your ship?
- Stand down. Recover their fallen, then we move out.
- But, sir, they're traitors.
- Perhaps. But they're clones. We owe them that.
- But, sir, they're traitors.
- Perhaps. But they're clones. We owe them that.
January 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
- Stand down. Recover their fallen, then we move out.
- But, sir, they're traitors.
- Perhaps. But they're clones. We owe them that.
- But, sir, they're traitors.
- Perhaps. But they're clones. We owe them that.
Free Howzer and the others. Nemec and I will take the bridge.
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Free Howzer and the others. Nemec and I will take the bridge.
Stow it, already. You got shot. It happens all the time.
January 7, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Stow it, already. You got shot. It happens all the time.
My name's Omega. I was wondering when you guys would come back.
January 7, 2026 at 7:50 AM
My name's Omega. I was wondering when you guys would come back.
Please, Hunter! What if there really is treasure there?
January 7, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Please, Hunter! What if there really is treasure there?