@thebookwasbetter44.bsky.social
Socialist family owned by two rescue cats. Rejoiners. #FBPE ❤️🇪🇺
And the trouser press in the corner?
Oh, sorry - I meant the iron maiden.
Oh, sorry - I meant the iron maiden.
November 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
And the trouser press in the corner?
Oh, sorry - I meant the iron maiden.
Oh, sorry - I meant the iron maiden.
How very dare you!!
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How very dare you!!
Why can’t they have scraps and scrapings??
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November 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why can’t they have scraps and scrapings??
That’s you done for, then.
August 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
That’s you done for, then.
We just got back (by boat, obvs) from Gaul or somewhere else forrin and we beg to inform you, Sire, that the scraps and scrapings over there were far superior.
Some lunatic saw us rowing and took a pot shot at us as we neared the coast.
Some lunatic saw us rowing and took a pot shot at us as we neared the coast.
August 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We just got back (by boat, obvs) from Gaul or somewhere else forrin and we beg to inform you, Sire, that the scraps and scrapings over there were far superior.
Some lunatic saw us rowing and took a pot shot at us as we neared the coast.
Some lunatic saw us rowing and took a pot shot at us as we neared the coast.
So, how much did you pay for it?
August 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
So, how much did you pay for it?
That grammatical error (I instead of me) is effing annoying.
August 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
That grammatical error (I instead of me) is effing annoying.
Are you travelling by longship?
August 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Are you travelling by longship?
We’d heard that it wasn’t a successful university. Apparently it folded.
July 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We’d heard that it wasn’t a successful university. Apparently it folded.
Are you including Florida??
Eff off, as Jane Austen would say.
Eff off, as Jane Austen would say.
July 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Are you including Florida??
Eff off, as Jane Austen would say.
Eff off, as Jane Austen would say.
I does word games.
June 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I does word games.
We see the lepers’ Scraps’n’Scrapings* Cookbook is No. 1 on the bestseller list for the sixth week running.
Whereas your book - The Pop-Up Book of Viking Weaponry - has been withdrawn after complaints by emergency ophthalmology clinics.
(*their spelling, btw)
Whereas your book - The Pop-Up Book of Viking Weaponry - has been withdrawn after complaints by emergency ophthalmology clinics.
(*their spelling, btw)
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June 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We see the lepers’ Scraps’n’Scrapings* Cookbook is No. 1 on the bestseller list for the sixth week running.
Whereas your book - The Pop-Up Book of Viking Weaponry - has been withdrawn after complaints by emergency ophthalmology clinics.
(*their spelling, btw)
Whereas your book - The Pop-Up Book of Viking Weaponry - has been withdrawn after complaints by emergency ophthalmology clinics.
(*their spelling, btw)
We’re back after a brief hiatus, and ready to start an insurrection with the other lowlifes at the lepers’ gate.
Did you miss us, your lordship? 😹
Did you miss us, your lordship? 😹
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May 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
We’re back after a brief hiatus, and ready to start an insurrection with the other lowlifes at the lepers’ gate.
Did you miss us, your lordship? 😹
Did you miss us, your lordship? 😹
You secretly eat egg and cress sandwiches with the crusts cut off. We know.
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May 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You secretly eat egg and cress sandwiches with the crusts cut off. We know.
There were no scraps and scrapings left when we got there.
So you’re a bastard twice over.
So you’re a bastard twice over.
April 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
There were no scraps and scrapings left when we got there.
So you’re a bastard twice over.
So you’re a bastard twice over.
Have a look at the rubbish on TikTok. You’d fit right in.
(Well, that’s what the lepers told us to say.)
(Well, that’s what the lepers told us to say.)
April 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Have a look at the rubbish on TikTok. You’d fit right in.
(Well, that’s what the lepers told us to say.)
(Well, that’s what the lepers told us to say.)
You. Big. Fat. Old. Meanie.
You’re like Donald Trump without the empathy.
You’re like Donald Trump without the empathy.
April 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You. Big. Fat. Old. Meanie.
You’re like Donald Trump without the empathy.
You’re like Donald Trump without the empathy.
Shouldn’t @Glooface be in a sparkly bikini holding up a sign??
April 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Shouldn’t @Glooface be in a sparkly bikini holding up a sign??
We’ve already experienced the Bretwalda’s idea of indicating.
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March 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
We’ve already experienced the Bretwalda’s idea of indicating.
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Petition: Commission a public inquiry into the impact of the UK exiting the European Union
Given that it has stated its aim of growing the UK economy, we think the Government needs to quantify the effects of exiting the European Union as soon as possible by setting up an inquiry.
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