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thebookwasbetter44.bsky.social
@thebookwasbetter44.bsky.social
Socialist family owned by two rescue cats. Rejoiners. #FBPE ❤️🇪🇺
How very dare you!!
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I does word games.
June 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“Now send a cease and desist letter to the former DPP.”
January 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“So our eight year old offered to give Suella his geography textbook.
Which was nice.”
January 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“People who eat sandwiches for lunch, Sir. Millions of ‘em.”
December 12, 2024 at 9:11 PM
“I said that Gregg Wallace has a right to express himself. What did I say, Roy?”
“You said if you ever met that Wallace wanker, he’d soon find out what a middle class woman of a certain age can do with a rolling pin and a cheese grater.”
December 2, 2024 at 4:30 PM
“People asking Emily Maitlis to interview Gregg Wallace, Sir. Thousands of ‘em.”
December 1, 2024 at 6:17 PM
“You, boy! It’s December! Enough of that Black Friday crap!!”
December 1, 2024 at 9:55 AM
“I said Kemi Badenoch had Starmer on the ropes at PMQs today. What did I say, Roy?”
“You said she’s a deluded nitwit and the government front bench peed themselves laughing at her.”
November 27, 2024 at 9:14 PM
How very dare you!
November 26, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Same here!
November 26, 2024 at 3:28 PM
The one on the right is granny, the one on the left is called Wulfie.
November 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
“I signed. So did my wife!”
November 25, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Indeed, Sir M, only the tories are tough enough to tackle women wearing red dresses (surely this was a deliberate ploy to inflame the senses) and aggressive Japanese rugby players. Who could forget brave Boris!
November 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
“You, boy! We’re crowdfunding for Jeremy Clarkson. Care to contribute?
I didn’t mean with a hand gesture.”
November 20, 2024 at 2:01 PM
“There was hummus in the sandwich.”
November 18, 2024 at 5:05 PM
“I said I felt so sorry for Elon Musk, losing thousands of accounts on X. He’s such a hard working, innovative young man. What did I say, Roy?”
“You said you’d like to glue his nuts to an hot oven door and take a cattle prod to them, the scheming right wing nutjob.”
November 17, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Demand five. They always fall for it.
November 15, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Your body, my choice.
November 12, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Angry?! Statesmanlike, I’ll have you know.
He and his mum are the bosses.😻😻
He likes boxes, she likes bags.
November 12, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Buy the cheapest one you can find. You know they’re going to prefer the box it came in anyway.
November 12, 2024 at 4:32 PM
This week, I’m mostly trying to find my Twitter friends on Bluesky.”
November 11, 2024 at 6:56 PM