Witch Maxine 😈
@thebonerkiller.bsky.social
I’m creepy and I’m spooky and altogether kooky. 👻
18+ 💀
Deets: Witch * Horror Movie Fan * Tarot Card Queen * Feminist * Adult Fantasy Story Teller ☎️ * Writes Erotica * Creative Role Player * Art * 30 yo * Vegan * 💜 Lavender Black Tea 🫖
18+ 💀
Deets: Witch * Horror Movie Fan * Tarot Card Queen * Feminist * Adult Fantasy Story Teller ☎️ * Writes Erotica * Creative Role Player * Art * 30 yo * Vegan * 💜 Lavender Black Tea 🫖
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My foggy neighborhood last night when I got home. The holiday season is here. ♥️💚💜
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My foggy neighborhood last night when I got home. The holiday season is here. ♥️💚💜
Happy holidays to everyone. ❄️💚
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Happy holidays to everyone. ❄️💚
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#Angel #1111 #Guidance #Intuitive #Advice #Message #Tarot #Oracle #Art #Inspiration #Tarotsky
Remember you are strong. You grow no matter the season. You're rooted in your principles. Every day you mature into the person you want to be. Now... allow yourself to release what is no longer yours.
Remember you are strong. You grow no matter the season. You're rooted in your principles. Every day you mature into the person you want to be. Now... allow yourself to release what is no longer yours.
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
#Angel #1111 #Guidance #Intuitive #Advice #Message #Tarot #Oracle #Art #Inspiration #Tarotsky
Remember you are strong. You grow no matter the season. You're rooted in your principles. Every day you mature into the person you want to be. Now... allow yourself to release what is no longer yours.
Remember you are strong. You grow no matter the season. You're rooted in your principles. Every day you mature into the person you want to be. Now... allow yourself to release what is no longer yours.
💚 So whimsical. 😍
"A Greener Path" 12x16 inches, oils on copper panel. A painting about taking your time to notice the small things, staying calm, and remembering that progress takes patience. 🌼
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
💚 So whimsical. 😍
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December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Dark Side of Bellydance. Dark Tribal Fusion with Ethel AnimA
YouTube video by Ethel AnimA
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December 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Im having a winter fling with this Tatcha Kissu Lip Mask.
It’s sooooo good. 💋
www.tatcha.com/product/kiss...
It’s sooooo good. 💋
www.tatcha.com/product/kiss...
www.tatcha.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Im having a winter fling with this Tatcha Kissu Lip Mask.
It’s sooooo good. 💋
www.tatcha.com/product/kiss...
It’s sooooo good. 💋
www.tatcha.com/product/kiss...
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I remember having their cassette and listening to this song on repeat.
Lord that memory makes me feel super old now.
Lord that memory makes me feel super old now.
Wilson Phillips lied... it didn't go my way. (Jk lol)
three women sitting on a beach with the words hold on for one more day
Alt: three women sitting on a beach with the words hold on for one more day
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December 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I remember having their cassette and listening to this song on repeat.
Lord that memory makes me feel super old now.
Lord that memory makes me feel super old now.
One time, a dude sent me an unsolicited pic of his dick and it was so repugnant looking it traumatized me. #truestory
I still physically gag when I think about it.
I still physically gag when I think about it.
a close up of a man wearing a plaid shirt and a sherpa jacket making a funny face .
Alt: a close up of a man (Jim Carey from the movie dumb and dumber) wearing a plaid shirt and a sherpa jacket making a funny face like he’s gagging and going to throw up.
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December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
One time, a dude sent me an unsolicited pic of his dick and it was so repugnant looking it traumatized me. #truestory
I still physically gag when I think about it.
I still physically gag when I think about it.
Oh my goodness 😍😍😍
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh my goodness 😍😍😍
Im NOT into all this Christmas shizzle. 👎🏻🤯
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Im NOT into all this Christmas shizzle. 👎🏻🤯
You know why they call me The Boner Killer? 😂👇🏻😈
a cactus in a pot sits on a window sill in front of a window
Alt: a long slender dark green cactus in a small pot sits on a window sill in front of a window as he starts to wilt and fall over. There is a brick apt building in the background with balconies.
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December 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
You know why they call me The Boner Killer? 😂👇🏻😈
I met a gorgeous Deer on my midnight walk tonight. She is the delicate Queen of the forest and I’m honoured she felt comfortable enough to hang out with me. 🦌🫶🏻🌲🌙
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I met a gorgeous Deer on my midnight walk tonight. She is the delicate Queen of the forest and I’m honoured she felt comfortable enough to hang out with me. 🦌🫶🏻🌲🌙
🎵Running down the gutter
With the piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
Running down the gutter
With the piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea🎵
🤣🤣🤣
With the piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
Running down the gutter
With the piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea🎵
🤣🤣🤣
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
🎵Running down the gutter
With the piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
Running down the gutter
With the piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea🎵
🤣🤣🤣
With the piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
Running down the gutter
With the piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea🎵
🤣🤣🤣
I just took a midnight stroll and there is some witchy fog out there! 😍🥰🦇🌙 🧹
a hedgehog is standing in the middle of a dark forest with the words let the light guide you .
Alt: a cute hedgehog is walking in the fog at night, in middle of a dark forest, holding a wand with a light on the tip with the words let the light guide you.
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December 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I just took a midnight stroll and there is some witchy fog out there! 😍🥰🦇🌙 🧹
🤣🤣🤣
***Warning***
this post is for people that have a sense of humor only!
this post is for people that have a sense of humor only!
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
🤣🤣🤣
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Had the urge to draw the giant albino mutant penguins from the H.P. Lovecraft novella, AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS!
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
December 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Had the urge to draw the giant albino mutant penguins from the H.P. Lovecraft novella, AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS!
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
🎵 Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, party party
Sex, sex, sex, and don't forget the "violence"
Blah, blah, blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in, everybody sing along 🎵
#ThisIsTheNewShit #MarilynManson 🦇
Sex, sex, sex, and don't forget the "violence"
Blah, blah, blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in, everybody sing along 🎵
#ThisIsTheNewShit #MarilynManson 🦇
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 AM
🎵 Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, party party
Sex, sex, sex, and don't forget the "violence"
Blah, blah, blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in, everybody sing along 🎵
#ThisIsTheNewShit #MarilynManson 🦇
Sex, sex, sex, and don't forget the "violence"
Blah, blah, blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in, everybody sing along 🎵
#ThisIsTheNewShit #MarilynManson 🦇
I have Misophonia and it makes me want to punch something. If you know, you know. 🤯😤😠
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I have Misophonia and it makes me want to punch something. If you know, you know. 🤯😤😠
I love going out after dark. Best time of day for this 🦇.
🌙 ⭐️ 🦉👻
If you ask nicely I might follow you while hiding in the shadows. 😈
🌙 ⭐️ 🦉👻
If you ask nicely I might follow you while hiding in the shadows. 😈
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I love going out after dark. Best time of day for this 🦇.
🌙 ⭐️ 🦉👻
If you ask nicely I might follow you while hiding in the shadows. 😈
🌙 ⭐️ 🦉👻
If you ask nicely I might follow you while hiding in the shadows. 😈
Oh Goddess, someone just messaged me asking if I do erotic AMSR recordings.
NOOOOOO - NEVER - NOOOOO
I couldn’t handle listening to or editing it without 🤯🤬
NOOOOOO - NEVER - NOOOOO
I couldn’t handle listening to or editing it without 🤯🤬
a woman in a black dress is kneeling down on the stairs in a black and white photo .
Alt: a gorgeous blonde 1950s starlet in a flowing black dress is making her way down a big stairwell. She’s holding onto the bannister before sliding down to floor in a very dramatic fashion likes she fainting.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Oh Goddess, someone just messaged me asking if I do erotic AMSR recordings.
NOOOOOO - NEVER - NOOOOO
I couldn’t handle listening to or editing it without 🤯🤬
NOOOOOO - NEVER - NOOOOO
I couldn’t handle listening to or editing it without 🤯🤬
Watching Bobs Burgers and Gene just found a talking toilet. 😂
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Watching Bobs Burgers and Gene just found a talking toilet. 😂
I’m logged out now and I just rolled a joint….lets get this kushy party started! 🥳
It’s a blend of Jealousy/Velvet Runtz/Frosted Fruitcake just to make things interesting. 🍁
Wanna share it with me?
It’s a blend of Jealousy/Velvet Runtz/Frosted Fruitcake just to make things interesting. 🍁
Wanna share it with me?
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I’m logged out now and I just rolled a joint….lets get this kushy party started! 🥳
It’s a blend of Jealousy/Velvet Runtz/Frosted Fruitcake just to make things interesting. 🍁
Wanna share it with me?
It’s a blend of Jealousy/Velvet Runtz/Frosted Fruitcake just to make things interesting. 🍁
Wanna share it with me?