I started talking to a girl 2 months later. The way she courted me raised my standards on how I wanted to be pursued. Now I need love letters and poetry and mutual obsession and shared playlists and so much more than what my ex threw my way.

Between that and trying to get me into bed multiple times every time I stayed over, I'm honestly really glad things imploded in a different way, because I realized I needed higher standards in girls.

I just want some celebration snacks and some celebration naps

I played EYE Divine Cybermancy a little over a decade ago. I've wanted to go back and see if I still understood a little bit of the game.