Rose the Caroler
@thebloomingrose.cute.expert
30ish Transfem Genderfae Asexual Cryptid | Autistic Poet LARPer Goth Girl | She whose Smile Shames the Sun and Charms the Moon | NSFW | Minors DNI | It/She/Fae
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December #promosky! I'm Sylvia, 30ish asexual transfem. Always looking for moots!
I'm into:
✧Nintendo
✧Smash Bros
✧Yakuza/Like a Dragon
✧Sonic the Hedgehog
✧Soulslikes
✧Polyam
✧Writing Poetry
✧Dancing
✧Weed
✧Being Funny and Hot
✧Queer Shitposting
✧LARPing on the weekends
✧Pretty Girls
I'm into:
✧Nintendo
✧Smash Bros
✧Yakuza/Like a Dragon
✧Sonic the Hedgehog
✧Soulslikes
✧Polyam
✧Writing Poetry
✧Dancing
✧Weed
✧Being Funny and Hot
✧Queer Shitposting
✧LARPing on the weekends
✧Pretty Girls
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My girlfriend told me I was a pink frosted sugar cookie.
Sometimes I feel like the work that I put in to not come off like a bratty princess sub is actually pointing people to that aspect of me with bright neon lights.
Sometimes I feel like the work that I put in to not come off like a bratty princess sub is actually pointing people to that aspect of me with bright neon lights.
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My girlfriend told me I was a pink frosted sugar cookie.
Sometimes I feel like the work that I put in to not come off like a bratty princess sub is actually pointing people to that aspect of me with bright neon lights.
Sometimes I feel like the work that I put in to not come off like a bratty princess sub is actually pointing people to that aspect of me with bright neon lights.
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Some days like these what a girl needs is to do bong rips in her underwear for 12 hours
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Some days like these what a girl needs is to do bong rips in her underwear for 12 hours
... Okay is Sylvia a common transfem name or something? The longer I look the more I see it online.
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
... Okay is Sylvia a common transfem name or something? The longer I look the more I see it online.
My girlfriend told me I was a pink frosted sugar cookie.
Sometimes I feel like the work that I put in to not come off like a bratty princess sub is actually pointing people to that aspect of me with bright neon lights.
Sometimes I feel like the work that I put in to not come off like a bratty princess sub is actually pointing people to that aspect of me with bright neon lights.
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My girlfriend told me I was a pink frosted sugar cookie.
Sometimes I feel like the work that I put in to not come off like a bratty princess sub is actually pointing people to that aspect of me with bright neon lights.
Sometimes I feel like the work that I put in to not come off like a bratty princess sub is actually pointing people to that aspect of me with bright neon lights.
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it's that time again
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
it's that time again
Some days like these what a girl needs is to do bong rips in her underwear for 12 hours
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Some days like these what a girl needs is to do bong rips in her underwear for 12 hours
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I fucking love kissing. I love it so much. I think the reason I have lips is to kiss.
I love that you can express so much emotion through kissing. There’s casual kisses and intimate kisses, soft kisses and rough kisses. Kisses of every shape and size.
It’s a blessing to be able to kiss!
I love that you can express so much emotion through kissing. There’s casual kisses and intimate kisses, soft kisses and rough kisses. Kisses of every shape and size.
It’s a blessing to be able to kiss!
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I fucking love kissing. I love it so much. I think the reason I have lips is to kiss.
I love that you can express so much emotion through kissing. There’s casual kisses and intimate kisses, soft kisses and rough kisses. Kisses of every shape and size.
It’s a blessing to be able to kiss!
I love that you can express so much emotion through kissing. There’s casual kisses and intimate kisses, soft kisses and rough kisses. Kisses of every shape and size.
It’s a blessing to be able to kiss!
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wait no, oh god, OH FUCK, PLEASE, NO– [gets sent to the Jacinthe Zone]
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
wait no, oh god, OH FUCK, PLEASE, NO– [gets sent to the Jacinthe Zone]
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one of the best genres of characters is “does not give a fuck about anything but will lock in for the dumbest bullshit imaginable”
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
one of the best genres of characters is “does not give a fuck about anything but will lock in for the dumbest bullshit imaginable”
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The elder millennial woman and the zoomer woman have a symbiotic relationship
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The elder millennial woman and the zoomer woman have a symbiotic relationship
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"so long" doesn't have to be a dramatic farewell, it can be also be you complimenting a faggots tail at MFF
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
"so long" doesn't have to be a dramatic farewell, it can be also be you complimenting a faggots tail at MFF
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
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yknow, Laura Palmers murder has me thinking about how life in rural industrial americana is mysterious and can end at any time. i realized what we had was really peak, twin. please take me back
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
yknow, Laura Palmers murder has me thinking about how life in rural industrial americana is mysterious and can end at any time. i realized what we had was really peak, twin. please take me back
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I recently read something about men on dating apps looking for women with “a little bit of autism” which as an autistic woman, disgusts me. What they want is the “quirky fun”things about autism without dealing with the burnout, meltdowns, emotional dysregulation…🧵
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I recently read something about men on dating apps looking for women with “a little bit of autism” which as an autistic woman, disgusts me. What they want is the “quirky fun”things about autism without dealing with the burnout, meltdowns, emotional dysregulation…🧵
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I swear some of my friends cishet relationships look like pvp instead of co-op
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I swear some of my friends cishet relationships look like pvp instead of co-op
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Seeing a beautiful woman and choosing to fail the Wisdom Save vs infatuation
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Seeing a beautiful woman and choosing to fail the Wisdom Save vs infatuation
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i want all sports betting to be made illegal
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i want all sports betting to be made illegal
oh fuck where did the ground just go
Sometimes, falling for a person feels like sitting in a cart on the top of a steep hill with a sheer drop. It starts in inches. The soft rumble of sliding forward sits in the chest like inevitability.
I think it's gaining speed. I'm screaming down the hill. The drop comes, but with love, I can fly.
I think it's gaining speed. I'm screaming down the hill. The drop comes, but with love, I can fly.
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
oh fuck where did the ground just go
Sometimes, falling for a person feels like sitting in a cart on the top of a steep hill with a sheer drop. It starts in inches. The soft rumble of sliding forward sits in the chest like inevitability.
I think it's gaining speed. I'm screaming down the hill. The drop comes, but with love, I can fly.
I think it's gaining speed. I'm screaming down the hill. The drop comes, but with love, I can fly.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes, falling for a person feels like sitting in a cart on the top of a steep hill with a sheer drop. It starts in inches. The soft rumble of sliding forward sits in the chest like inevitability.
I think it's gaining speed. I'm screaming down the hill. The drop comes, but with love, I can fly.
I think it's gaining speed. I'm screaming down the hill. The drop comes, but with love, I can fly.
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We went even in rhythm games. She picked me up and twirled me around. I got to listen to her heartbeat for 5 minutes as she held me. She chewed on me like she was a dog with a doll. She said "I L-" twice while we made out and cuddled each other. We said goodnight and still talked for half an hour.
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
We went even in rhythm games. She picked me up and twirled me around. I got to listen to her heartbeat for 5 minutes as she held me. She chewed on me like she was a dog with a doll. She said "I L-" twice while we made out and cuddled each other. We said goodnight and still talked for half an hour.
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
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once you've started transitioning you'll never stop wanting to beat medical "professionals" to death with your bare hands
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
once you've started transitioning you'll never stop wanting to beat medical "professionals" to death with your bare hands
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Girl who likes D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Croquet who can’t swim, dance, or do karate (she’s never gonna make it)
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Girl who likes D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Croquet who can’t swim, dance, or do karate (she’s never gonna make it)