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The Black Ops Guy
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Not to confuse with Black Ops 2 Guy, Black Ops 3 Guy, Black Ops 4 Guys, Cold War Guy(s?) Black Ops 6 Guy or Black Ops 7 Guy.
we have to kill Gummigoo
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
DUDE!

I just a got a call from the inventor of Video Games™️ HIMSELF

People at the Black Ops headquarters are LITERALLY freaking out rn!!!
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
this is epic
October 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
1v1 Me in Nuketown Wallace
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sorry guys, forgot the password but uuh yeah the bear is gone
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Remember me Wallace? I got this account but thats not enough... Soon Hyper Realistic Bearmania will happen.
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Aura farming atm

RAAAAAAAAAARFG
October 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hey guys Black Ops Bear here

Currently in the Dark Aether atm and its getting kinda lonely hahah

If anyone falls into the place let me know okay :)
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I LOVE RUNNING OVER PEOPLE AND EAT THEM

RAAARFG BLACK OPS BEAR
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Theres been a change in management
October 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Glad we could share this trauma together Wall-

OH FUCK THEY HEARD ME
October 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
OH MY GOD THERES 4 BEARS CHASING ME
October 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Man what a nice bearless evening.

I am sure glad there are no bears to maul me.

Seriously, this evening freaking rocks and I am having a great time with no bears in sight.

For real-
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
On it Soldier
October 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
We have to kill Pomni
October 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Well, the Black Ops 4 guys found out about the halloween costume problem and gave me this hat to cheer me up

Thoughts?
October 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Me and the gang had a fight...

Apparently mini gum dispenser is TOO much for them

It has the funny bunny on top

"Its too expensive. We still need to buy groceries"

OKAY??? DID WE MISS THE PART WHERE IT DISPENSES GUM??? EDIBLE GUM???!!!

GOD I HATE THIS GROUP
October 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Smooth...

Too Smooth...
October 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
We once had this fucking life sized turtle coming over headquarters

"Buy my bundles" he said

"100 Dollars" he said

Genuinely freaked me the fuck out.

They sounded like someone straight from a Pizza Hut commercial.
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Apparently MTN Dew and Dorritos are NOT a healthy diet according to guys over a headquarters

If that was the case, why do i still look awesome after a decade of this diet?
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Oh and dont get me STARTED on the other guy next door
September 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Our neighbors, The Vanguardians, keep telling us all this wacky shit they "apparently" went through decades ago

"We fought this giant lizard and gorilla in the 1950s in the middle of fighting Nazis or something"

Yeah right and I fought George Romero alongside Sarah Michelle Gellar

Buncha Weirdos
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Fuck
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
FUCK THIS GUY

Glad they strapped this annoying fuck onto a missile

Wasted 5 hours fighting him

Gargh I am SO MAD
September 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Its Top Secret info, Not sure if you can handle it Soldier
September 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM