The Black Ops Guy
@theblackopsguy.bsky.social
Not to confuse with Black Ops 2 Guy, Black Ops 3 Guy, Black Ops 4 Guys, Cold War Guy(s?) Black Ops 6 Guy or Black Ops 7 Guy.
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This is why Spotify is souless now...
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is why Spotify is souless now...
Look...
l know we are all freaking out with the new leaked footage and what not but I want to say that...
I FREAKING KNEW THE OTHER NEIGHBOUR WAS FISHY
I KNEW IT AND NONE OF MY COLLEAGUES BELIEVED ME
TAKE THAT BLACK OPS DS GUY
l know we are all freaking out with the new leaked footage and what not but I want to say that...
I FREAKING KNEW THE OTHER NEIGHBOUR WAS FISHY
I KNEW IT AND NONE OF MY COLLEAGUES BELIEVED ME
TAKE THAT BLACK OPS DS GUY
Oh and dont get me STARTED on the other guy next door
October 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Look...
l know we are all freaking out with the new leaked footage and what not but I want to say that...
I FREAKING KNEW THE OTHER NEIGHBOUR WAS FISHY
I KNEW IT AND NONE OF MY COLLEAGUES BELIEVED ME
TAKE THAT BLACK OPS DS GUY
l know we are all freaking out with the new leaked footage and what not but I want to say that...
I FREAKING KNEW THE OTHER NEIGHBOUR WAS FISHY
I KNEW IT AND NONE OF MY COLLEAGUES BELIEVED ME
TAKE THAT BLACK OPS DS GUY
Wallace you are not sharing highly confidential files on Bluesky.com are you?
An anonymous source contacted us at EPIC MEDIA productions with leaked footage of one of Mario 64's many beta builds. Showing Miyamoto's personalised copy. He always wanted this. I told you.
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Wallace you are not sharing highly confidential files on Bluesky.com are you?
1v1 Me in Nuketown Wallace
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
1v1 Me in Nuketown Wallace
Sorry guys, forgot the password but uuh yeah the bear is gone
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sorry guys, forgot the password but uuh yeah the bear is gone
So ive heard they sent the rest of the Black Ops gang after me after taking down Black Ops Guy, worry not Bearheads I wont go down that easily
October 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So ive heard they sent the rest of the Black Ops gang after me after taking down Black Ops Guy, worry not Bearheads I wont go down that easily
What an idiot
There are always bears in the evening
There are always bears in the evening
Man what a nice bearless evening.
I am sure glad there are no bears to maul me.
Seriously, this evening freaking rocks and I am having a great time with no bears in sight.
For real-
I am sure glad there are no bears to maul me.
Seriously, this evening freaking rocks and I am having a great time with no bears in sight.
For real-
October 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What an idiot
There are always bears in the evening
There are always bears in the evening
Aura farming atm
RAAAAAAAAAARFG
RAAAAAAAAAARFG
October 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Aura farming atm
RAAAAAAAAAARFG
RAAAAAAAAAARFG
Hey guys Black Ops Bear here
Currently in the Dark Aether atm and its getting kinda lonely hahah
If anyone falls into the place let me know okay :)
Currently in the Dark Aether atm and its getting kinda lonely hahah
If anyone falls into the place let me know okay :)
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hey guys Black Ops Bear here
Currently in the Dark Aether atm and its getting kinda lonely hahah
If anyone falls into the place let me know okay :)
Currently in the Dark Aether atm and its getting kinda lonely hahah
If anyone falls into the place let me know okay :)
I LOVE RUNNING OVER PEOPLE AND EAT THEM
RAAARFG BLACK OPS BEAR
RAAARFG BLACK OPS BEAR
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I LOVE RUNNING OVER PEOPLE AND EAT THEM
RAAARFG BLACK OPS BEAR
RAAARFG BLACK OPS BEAR
Theres been a change in management
October 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Theres been a change in management
OH MY GOD THERES 4 BEARS CHASING ME
October 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
OH MY GOD THERES 4 BEARS CHASING ME
Man what a nice bearless evening.
I am sure glad there are no bears to maul me.
Seriously, this evening freaking rocks and I am having a great time with no bears in sight.
For real-
I am sure glad there are no bears to maul me.
Seriously, this evening freaking rocks and I am having a great time with no bears in sight.
For real-
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Man what a nice bearless evening.
I am sure glad there are no bears to maul me.
Seriously, this evening freaking rocks and I am having a great time with no bears in sight.
For real-
I am sure glad there are no bears to maul me.
Seriously, this evening freaking rocks and I am having a great time with no bears in sight.
For real-
This is the 5th time I get asked to kill Pomni I am honestly kinda getting sick of this
For crying out loud, Im the Black Ops Guy! I did every form of badassery ever but you guys keep calling me for this????
For crying out loud, Im the Black Ops Guy! I did every form of badassery ever but you guys keep calling me for this????
October 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is the 5th time I get asked to kill Pomni I am honestly kinda getting sick of this
For crying out loud, Im the Black Ops Guy! I did every form of badassery ever but you guys keep calling me for this????
For crying out loud, Im the Black Ops Guy! I did every form of badassery ever but you guys keep calling me for this????
We have to kill Pomni
October 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
We have to kill Pomni
Well, the Black Ops 4 guys found out about the halloween costume problem and gave me this hat to cheer me up
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
October 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Well, the Black Ops 4 guys found out about the halloween costume problem and gave me this hat to cheer me up
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Welp i have been informed theres a not so nice sign on the uniform and therefore I will not be wearing this costume.
Probably explains why that guy was selling it for 2 dollars
Probably explains why that guy was selling it for 2 dollars
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Welp i have been informed theres a not so nice sign on the uniform and therefore I will not be wearing this costume.
Probably explains why that guy was selling it for 2 dollars
Probably explains why that guy was selling it for 2 dollars
Me and the gang had a fight...
Apparently mini gum dispenser is TOO much for them
It has the funny bunny on top
"Its too expensive. We still need to buy groceries"
OKAY??? DID WE MISS THE PART WHERE IT DISPENSES GUM??? EDIBLE GUM???!!!
GOD I HATE THIS GROUP
Apparently mini gum dispenser is TOO much for them
It has the funny bunny on top
"Its too expensive. We still need to buy groceries"
OKAY??? DID WE MISS THE PART WHERE IT DISPENSES GUM??? EDIBLE GUM???!!!
GOD I HATE THIS GROUP
October 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Me and the gang had a fight...
Apparently mini gum dispenser is TOO much for them
It has the funny bunny on top
"Its too expensive. We still need to buy groceries"
OKAY??? DID WE MISS THE PART WHERE IT DISPENSES GUM??? EDIBLE GUM???!!!
GOD I HATE THIS GROUP
Apparently mini gum dispenser is TOO much for them
It has the funny bunny on top
"Its too expensive. We still need to buy groceries"
OKAY??? DID WE MISS THE PART WHERE IT DISPENSES GUM??? EDIBLE GUM???!!!
GOD I HATE THIS GROUP
Smooth...
Too Smooth...
Too Smooth...
October 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Smooth...
Too Smooth...
Too Smooth...
We once had this fucking life sized turtle coming over headquarters
"Buy my bundles" he said
"100 Dollars" he said
Genuinely freaked me the fuck out.
They sounded like someone straight from a Pizza Hut commercial.
"Buy my bundles" he said
"100 Dollars" he said
Genuinely freaked me the fuck out.
They sounded like someone straight from a Pizza Hut commercial.
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We once had this fucking life sized turtle coming over headquarters
"Buy my bundles" he said
"100 Dollars" he said
Genuinely freaked me the fuck out.
They sounded like someone straight from a Pizza Hut commercial.
"Buy my bundles" he said
"100 Dollars" he said
Genuinely freaked me the fuck out.
They sounded like someone straight from a Pizza Hut commercial.
Apparently MTN Dew and Dorritos are NOT a healthy diet according to guys over a headquarters
If that was the case, why do i still look awesome after a decade of this diet?
If that was the case, why do i still look awesome after a decade of this diet?
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Apparently MTN Dew and Dorritos are NOT a healthy diet according to guys over a headquarters
If that was the case, why do i still look awesome after a decade of this diet?
If that was the case, why do i still look awesome after a decade of this diet?
Oh and dont get me STARTED on the other guy next door
September 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Oh and dont get me STARTED on the other guy next door
Our neighbors, The Vanguardians, keep telling us all this wacky shit they "apparently" went through decades ago
"We fought this giant lizard and gorilla in the 1950s in the middle of fighting Nazis or something"
Yeah right and I fought George Romero alongside Sarah Michelle Gellar
Buncha Weirdos
"We fought this giant lizard and gorilla in the 1950s in the middle of fighting Nazis or something"
Yeah right and I fought George Romero alongside Sarah Michelle Gellar
Buncha Weirdos
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Our neighbors, The Vanguardians, keep telling us all this wacky shit they "apparently" went through decades ago
"We fought this giant lizard and gorilla in the 1950s in the middle of fighting Nazis or something"
Yeah right and I fought George Romero alongside Sarah Michelle Gellar
Buncha Weirdos
"We fought this giant lizard and gorilla in the 1950s in the middle of fighting Nazis or something"
Yeah right and I fought George Romero alongside Sarah Michelle Gellar
Buncha Weirdos
FUCK THIS GUY
Glad they strapped this annoying fuck onto a missile
Wasted 5 hours fighting him
Gargh I am SO MAD
Glad they strapped this annoying fuck onto a missile
Wasted 5 hours fighting him
Gargh I am SO MAD
September 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
FUCK THIS GUY
Glad they strapped this annoying fuck onto a missile
Wasted 5 hours fighting him
Gargh I am SO MAD
Glad they strapped this annoying fuck onto a missile
Wasted 5 hours fighting him
Gargh I am SO MAD