I’m a kitchen manager and note the same phenomenon among certain personalities I manage. Put the malleable guy with the shitbird chef, you get two shitbirds. Put them with someone competent, you get two competent people. Human nature is weird.

It’s bedtime soon

Or stealing our healthcare

Glad I sold mine last month.

Hell yeah, put it in the newspaper

Accurate. Such a great book! One of my favorites of the year.

Where’s the footy?

“Boo-urns, Boo-urns!"

Congratulations all the way from Colorado. You bring us all hope.

makes shit good

I didn’t see the photos, is there a “live, laugh, love” mural in there?

The InReach can sometimes get things weirdly. I sent daily messages to my safety friend while I was on a long trip and it took days for him to receive them. Finally he said, “I just saw that you said you were in the boat”. I had been in the boat 4 days prior.

Those hubs are delightfully annoying

My extremely white, republican family uses this convention.

Grandpa’s sundowning again

Someone get the Etsy witches in on this

*cries in American*