Micah J
@thebestmicah.bsky.social
I’m a Swiftie mom who loves sports, craft beer, reading, cats, writing and people who are kind. I met my husband on that other site, but we’ll last longer than it will. Fan of Iowa State Cyclones, Texas Rangers, KC Chiefs, Chicago White Sox & Iowa Wild.
Me: We’re going to have a fun family Sunday of bowling, the library, and a park.
My toddler:
My toddler:
July 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me: We’re going to have a fun family Sunday of bowling, the library, and a park.
My toddler:
My toddler:
The Rangers lineup was on TV. Dale walked up and points to Wyatt Langford and says “that’s my favorite player.”
🤣 and also 😃
🤣 and also 😃
July 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The Rangers lineup was on TV. Dale walked up and points to Wyatt Langford and says “that’s my favorite player.”
🤣 and also 😃
🤣 and also 😃
Picked up Dale after work.
Dale: The music is too loud!
Me: Sorry. I’ll turn it down.
Dale: Were you jamming out?
Me: Yep. As much as I could during my seven-minute drive to you.
Dale: The music is too loud!
Me: Sorry. I’ll turn it down.
Dale: Were you jamming out?
Me: Yep. As much as I could during my seven-minute drive to you.
June 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Picked up Dale after work.
Dale: The music is too loud!
Me: Sorry. I’ll turn it down.
Dale: Were you jamming out?
Me: Yep. As much as I could during my seven-minute drive to you.
Dale: The music is too loud!
Me: Sorry. I’ll turn it down.
Dale: Were you jamming out?
Me: Yep. As much as I could during my seven-minute drive to you.
Reviving our bet for Rangers @ White Sox weekend, part 2
House divided competition
Pitchers Ks + hits by selected player (Jake Burger for TX and Miguel Vargas for the Sox)
Highest number wins.
Loser pays for treats on our upcoming road trip.
@janko.bsky.social
House divided competition
Pitchers Ks + hits by selected player (Jake Burger for TX and Miguel Vargas for the Sox)
Highest number wins.
Loser pays for treats on our upcoming road trip.
@janko.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Reviving our bet for Rangers @ White Sox weekend, part 2
House divided competition
Pitchers Ks + hits by selected player (Jake Burger for TX and Miguel Vargas for the Sox)
Highest number wins.
Loser pays for treats on our upcoming road trip.
@janko.bsky.social
House divided competition
Pitchers Ks + hits by selected player (Jake Burger for TX and Miguel Vargas for the Sox)
Highest number wins.
Loser pays for treats on our upcoming road trip.
@janko.bsky.social
May 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Rangers @ White Sox weekend
House divided competition
Pitchers Ks + hits by selected player (Jake Burger for TX and Miguel Vargas for the Sox)
Highest number wins.
Loser has to pay for our movie date on Tuesday.
@janko.bsky.social
House divided competition
Pitchers Ks + hits by selected player (Jake Burger for TX and Miguel Vargas for the Sox)
Highest number wins.
Loser has to pay for our movie date on Tuesday.
@janko.bsky.social
May 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Rangers @ White Sox weekend
House divided competition
Pitchers Ks + hits by selected player (Jake Burger for TX and Miguel Vargas for the Sox)
Highest number wins.
Loser has to pay for our movie date on Tuesday.
@janko.bsky.social
House divided competition
Pitchers Ks + hits by selected player (Jake Burger for TX and Miguel Vargas for the Sox)
Highest number wins.
Loser has to pay for our movie date on Tuesday.
@janko.bsky.social
If you leave me a voicemail saying, “give me a call. I know you have time,” guess what I’m not going to do?
May 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you leave me a voicemail saying, “give me a call. I know you have time,” guess what I’m not going to do?
Someone at the casino bar ordered Patron and pickle juice. I don’t know what to think about that. Let me know if you’d drink it.
May 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Someone at the casino bar ordered Patron and pickle juice. I don’t know what to think about that. Let me know if you’d drink it.
Dale challenged @janko.bsky.social and I to a plank-off after supper. And then he led us in some interesting stretches.
April 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Dale challenged @janko.bsky.social and I to a plank-off after supper. And then he led us in some interesting stretches.
Sometimes my toddler’s moods give me whiplash. Twenty minutes ago he was screaming because we put him in the wrong underwear. Now he’s giggling at his sandwich.
@janko.bsky.social
@janko.bsky.social
a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .
ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Sometimes my toddler’s moods give me whiplash. Twenty minutes ago he was screaming because we put him in the wrong underwear. Now he’s giggling at his sandwich.
@janko.bsky.social
@janko.bsky.social
Beltre ate some kielbasa scraps off the counter. Now we wait to see if he dies.
March 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Beltre ate some kielbasa scraps off the counter. Now we wait to see if he dies.
I’m so excited for no alarm tomorrow.
March 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m so excited for no alarm tomorrow.
Tonight, I told my husband I bought some new bras “because they were on sale for $27 each.”
He was shocked at the sale price and couldn’t believe bras usually cost at least twice that.
Men just don’t understand the cost of being a woman sometimes.
He was shocked at the sale price and couldn’t believe bras usually cost at least twice that.
Men just don’t understand the cost of being a woman sometimes.
March 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Tonight, I told my husband I bought some new bras “because they were on sale for $27 each.”
He was shocked at the sale price and couldn’t believe bras usually cost at least twice that.
Men just don’t understand the cost of being a woman sometimes.
He was shocked at the sale price and couldn’t believe bras usually cost at least twice that.
Men just don’t understand the cost of being a woman sometimes.
Going to a Taylor Swift party this weekend. Sparkly shoes and a graphic tee will have to do.
(with jeans, I won’t be Donald Ducking it)
(with jeans, I won’t be Donald Ducking it)
February 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Going to a Taylor Swift party this weekend. Sparkly shoes and a graphic tee will have to do.
(with jeans, I won’t be Donald Ducking it)
(with jeans, I won’t be Donald Ducking it)
When the husband is away, the wife will watch true crime.
February 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When the husband is away, the wife will watch true crime.
Thursday nights are for “Traitors” (and a glass of Pinot)
February 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Thursday nights are for “Traitors” (and a glass of Pinot)
Reposted by Micah J
Photos of the starting lineup announcements for Iowa State tonight.
Via @travisclones.bsky.social.
Frickin adorbs.
Via @travisclones.bsky.social.
Frickin adorbs.
February 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Photos of the starting lineup announcements for Iowa State tonight.
Via @travisclones.bsky.social.
Frickin adorbs.
Via @travisclones.bsky.social.
Frickin adorbs.
This is Zero. She's the world's first herding dog with a work-from-home gig. 14/10
February 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’ve been off Instagram for about 10 days. I kinda don’t miss it.
February 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’ve been off Instagram for about 10 days. I kinda don’t miss it.
Still struggling to pay off some debt, so I’m surrendering my MLBtv subscription this year.
First time I’ll be without access to my team in 20 years.
Sucks.
I just don’t feel like I deserve to have that indulgence after mismanaging money.
First time I’ll be without access to my team in 20 years.
Sucks.
I just don’t feel like I deserve to have that indulgence after mismanaging money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Still struggling to pay off some debt, so I’m surrendering my MLBtv subscription this year.
First time I’ll be without access to my team in 20 years.
Sucks.
I just don’t feel like I deserve to have that indulgence after mismanaging money.
First time I’ll be without access to my team in 20 years.
Sucks.
I just don’t feel like I deserve to have that indulgence after mismanaging money.
Reposted by Micah J
Politicians are like umpires: if I know their full names they've done entirely too much to make me mad
Reminder: The functions of government should be boring.
Government is not a reality show and there should be very little day to day drama.
Government is not a reality show and there should be very little day to day drama.
February 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Politicians are like umpires: if I know their full names they've done entirely too much to make me mad
Tonight my toddler told me - “if you eat too much food, you get a sore butt.”
So do what you want with that medical advice.
So do what you want with that medical advice.
February 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight my toddler told me - “if you eat too much food, you get a sore butt.”
So do what you want with that medical advice.
So do what you want with that medical advice.
Happy Galentines Day to those who celebrate!!
So thankful for the wonderful women in my life (including those of you I only get to interact with online).
So thankful for the wonderful women in my life (including those of you I only get to interact with online).
February 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Happy Galentines Day to those who celebrate!!
So thankful for the wonderful women in my life (including those of you I only get to interact with online).
So thankful for the wonderful women in my life (including those of you I only get to interact with online).
