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6-pack summer, let me introduce you to five pounds of Twizzlers.
6-pack, I love you, but I need you to pack up your shit and get out.
6-pack, I love you, but I need you to pack up your shit and get out.
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
6-pack summer, let me introduce you to five pounds of Twizzlers.
6-pack, I love you, but I need you to pack up your shit and get out.
6-pack, I love you, but I need you to pack up your shit and get out.
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January 27, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Trump will try to steal the midterms. An administration that executes citizens in the streets and then lies about it will do anything to stay in power. We must plan accordingly.
January 26, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Trump will try to steal the midterms. An administration that executes citizens in the streets and then lies about it will do anything to stay in power. We must plan accordingly.
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He & his cabal are certainly ACTING like these rights mean fuck all.
![JesusFreakingCongress posted:
Just so we're clear...
The trump admin has officially [also unoficially] stripped away your:
1st, 2nd, 4th, & 5th Amendment rights.
Free speech gets you assaulted.
Legal gun ownership treated as a death sentence.
Homes can be broken into whenever they want.
Access to lawyers is now dictated by the government.
The Constitution is being dismantled in real time.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3j2pffk54nmoxcptmvbl4lr5/bafkreiah22zeseyuid6htyhck5qxtzbujfpednhinoxzw5rdhdb7i32gce@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 PM
He & his cabal are certainly ACTING like these rights mean fuck all.
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Osama Bin Laden planned the 9/11 murders of Americans on American soil and our government never stopped until he was brought to justice. Kristi Noem planned the Minneapolis murders of Americans on American soil. Let's see how our gov reacts.
Put lipstick on a terrorist, it is still a terrorist...
Put lipstick on a terrorist, it is still a terrorist...
January 26, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Osama Bin Laden planned the 9/11 murders of Americans on American soil and our government never stopped until he was brought to justice. Kristi Noem planned the Minneapolis murders of Americans on American soil. Let's see how our gov reacts.
Put lipstick on a terrorist, it is still a terrorist...
Put lipstick on a terrorist, it is still a terrorist...
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JD Vance: "Denmark hasn't done a good job at keeping Greenland safe."
Just out of curiosity when was the last time that a Greenlander was shot dead by a masked agent of their own government?
Just out of curiosity when was the last time that a Greenlander was shot dead by a masked agent of their own government?
January 14, 2026 at 12:27 PM
JD Vance: "Denmark hasn't done a good job at keeping Greenland safe."
Just out of curiosity when was the last time that a Greenlander was shot dead by a masked agent of their own government?
Just out of curiosity when was the last time that a Greenlander was shot dead by a masked agent of their own government?
My new year resolution is to never get tired of telling them "these are the prices you voted for"
December 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My new year resolution is to never get tired of telling them "these are the prices you voted for"
I don't miss VHS video tapes.
I very much do miss putting them into little cars to rewind them.
I very much do miss putting them into little cars to rewind them.
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I don't miss VHS video tapes.
I very much do miss putting them into little cars to rewind them.
I very much do miss putting them into little cars to rewind them.
"Those are the prices you voted for" will always be my answer to any republican complaining about any price. I really don't care if that makes me the asshole. I've got no sympathy to give someone who helped cause the problem.
December 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"Those are the prices you voted for" will always be my answer to any republican complaining about any price. I really don't care if that makes me the asshole. I've got no sympathy to give someone who helped cause the problem.
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Your reminder that Donald Trump is no longer an outlier in the Republican Party.
His brand of anti-americanism is now their mainstream.
They are an ongoing threat to our freedoms and the stability of the United States.
His brand of anti-americanism is now their mainstream.
They are an ongoing threat to our freedoms and the stability of the United States.
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Your reminder that Donald Trump is no longer an outlier in the Republican Party.
His brand of anti-americanism is now their mainstream.
They are an ongoing threat to our freedoms and the stability of the United States.
His brand of anti-americanism is now their mainstream.
They are an ongoing threat to our freedoms and the stability of the United States.
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December 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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The sun reflecting off the water up onto a tree. So beautiful.
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The sun reflecting off the water up onto a tree. So beautiful.
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This sums it up rather well.
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This sums it up rather well.
Princess Doughnut screaming "Stop giving Carl an erection!" Is legit the funniest thing ever. I'm living for these books.
December 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Princess Doughnut screaming "Stop giving Carl an erection!" Is legit the funniest thing ever. I'm living for these books.
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Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
I laughed at myself so hard when I got to the car because when the lady at the fabric store asked "how much?" and I said "the whole bolt" I felt like such a fucking badass. Lmao
Anyways, my bad ass is gonna be mad comfortable this winter, choosing one from my half dozen new flannel pj pants!
Anyways, my bad ass is gonna be mad comfortable this winter, choosing one from my half dozen new flannel pj pants!
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I laughed at myself so hard when I got to the car because when the lady at the fabric store asked "how much?" and I said "the whole bolt" I felt like such a fucking badass. Lmao
Anyways, my bad ass is gonna be mad comfortable this winter, choosing one from my half dozen new flannel pj pants!
Anyways, my bad ass is gonna be mad comfortable this winter, choosing one from my half dozen new flannel pj pants!
Hours and hours of hard work, then I covered it up with plywood. The only evidence I ever did anything is part of the house won't be collapsing in the near future...probably.
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hours and hours of hard work, then I covered it up with plywood. The only evidence I ever did anything is part of the house won't be collapsing in the near future...probably.
I'm conflicted.
I'm glad the jehova witlesses have learned their lesson and stay off my property, but I'm kinda sad I don't get to cuss out a hateful cultist.
I'm glad the jehova witlesses have learned their lesson and stay off my property, but I'm kinda sad I don't get to cuss out a hateful cultist.
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm conflicted.
I'm glad the jehova witlesses have learned their lesson and stay off my property, but I'm kinda sad I don't get to cuss out a hateful cultist.
I'm glad the jehova witlesses have learned their lesson and stay off my property, but I'm kinda sad I don't get to cuss out a hateful cultist.
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Think back to how you felt a year ago when Trump was reelected.
Now think about how you feel after last night's election.
You volunteered. You went to protests. You didn't check out.
You put in the work required for our democracy — and it's paying off.
Remember this.
Now think about how you feel after last night's election.
You volunteered. You went to protests. You didn't check out.
You put in the work required for our democracy — and it's paying off.
Remember this.
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Think back to how you felt a year ago when Trump was reelected.
Now think about how you feel after last night's election.
You volunteered. You went to protests. You didn't check out.
You put in the work required for our democracy — and it's paying off.
Remember this.
Now think about how you feel after last night's election.
You volunteered. You went to protests. You didn't check out.
You put in the work required for our democracy — and it's paying off.
Remember this.
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The photographer deserves a medal.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The photographer deserves a medal.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My sign's going to say "No Kings" on one side, and "Yaaas Queens" on the other side, with little pride flags.
October 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My sign's going to say "No Kings" on one side, and "Yaaas Queens" on the other side, with little pride flags.
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October 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM