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Because my name is Karl
So that's what they call me
Because that's what my name is
Just so everyone knows, when I say "both parties" I'm specifically not saying "both sides."
In the US, both parties are on the same side. Right vs. Left is not Dem vs. Rep. I say "both parties" because I am a leftist. Please do not confuse this with me saying "both sides" as I am not a centrist.
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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The occasional fascist is simply the price we must pay to ensure the clean operation of our fascism-enabling machine.
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Da Bears!
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Chill out and Bear Down!
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Chill out and Bear Down!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I have seen @tmbg.bsky.social enough times that I'm uncertain of the exact number of times. (Just about every time they've played St. Louis for the last 25 years) Tonight's show was genuinely amazing! GO SEE THEM!
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
They are not.
They should be.
They won't.
Stop supporting them.
October 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The Bears are just...
Always The Bears, aren't they?
September 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I know it's just pre-season, but BEAR DOWN!
August 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
"Veering" into what "some" say...

I don't expect anything from CNN, but still...
Try harder.
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Somehow, I really thought Tom Lehrer would live forever. RIP to a real one.
July 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm posting againg because it will apparently be my 100th on this platform. I would like to use occasion to say: Fuck you, Christian Horner!
July 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Oh my God! Christian Horner is gone!
Good riddance, you slimy son of a bitch!
July 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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If you actually want democracy in your life, please consider unionizing your workplace.
June 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The first guitar I ever bought for myself was a Danelectro Hodad, and I've been obsessed with the brand since. It's a real problem because the brand has gone through different iterations, different ownership, and different results, but I will always try to justify selling an organ to get a new Dano!
June 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Whoever made it possible to react to texts has a special place in hell. Why? Why is this a thing?
June 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ok, I was a bad son and didn't call my mom on her birthday. Realizing my mistake, I called to apologize and ask how her day went. She says: "It was great! I was helping renovate a homeless shelter!"

Point is: Take time to get off social media, call your mom, and then go build your community.
June 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I have more feelings about Sly Stone than I thought I would.
June 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Remember this iconic photo from Ferguson? This is Edward Crawford, throwing back a tear gas canister to protect some nearby kids.

Like many identified Ferguson protesters and organizers, he was "found dead" a couple years later and neither the cops nor the media will ever investigate.
June 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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KSHAMA FOR CONGRESS

Help build the strongest antiwar, anti-genocide campaign in the country: kshamasawant.org/donate
June 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
As a Jurassic Park fan, let's be honest:
OG is awesome
2 is fine
3 is crap
4 is nostalgia
5 is crap
6 is a hysterical pile of embarrassing bullshit

Why are a bunch of us (myself included) going to watch "Rebirth"?
June 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
When I was young lad, I found out a classmate of mine was scabbing during the grocery strike, and I punched him in the face. I stand by that. Fuck you, Andrew! Wherever you are.
May 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I was trying to be involved in the Pacers game, but I'm tripping balls. Brunson's head looks like Sim City, and outside is too flat for my dog to poop on.
May 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
How did they manage to make the Monaco GP even worse? I think this is the shittiest race I've seen, and I'm including that time I watched it rain in Belgium for 4 hours.
May 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Mmm hmmmmm
May 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM