Wow.

"Anime Character Design: Beautiful gothic lolita style with golden twin tails"

I was going to ask which one, but then I thought, "Do I want whichever song it is to be stuck in my head for the next three days?"

I do not. Whatever song I pick up while shopping is already bad enough!

"Texas Dept of Agriculture announces that they are still receiving federal funding for free school meals, so those will not be arbitrarily ended"

FTFY

I saw an ad yesterday that spins the entire government shutdown/rising ACA rates as "greedy insurance companies"

As in, "greedy insurance companies are shutting down the government because they want to charge you more"

I despise whoever made this.