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The weird food in question being a hit with other children—very funny hearing 'Ooooh tiger bread!' and 'that smoked salmon looks lovely' from small humans carrying shiny football or unicorn lunchboxes.
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
The weird food in question being a hit with other children—very funny hearing 'Ooooh tiger bread!' and 'that smoked salmon looks lovely' from small humans carrying shiny football or unicorn lunchboxes.
Told future PM whose policy was to banish all staff to Antarctica that I would slay in Antarctica and she said 'Well you have a weird style and you like weird food so no I don't think you would.' Teacher and I said 'Cringe!' in unison when she sneezed loudly on her way past us 5 minutes later.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Told future PM whose policy was to banish all staff to Antarctica that I would slay in Antarctica and she said 'Well you have a weird style and you like weird food so no I don't think you would.' Teacher and I said 'Cringe!' in unison when she sneezed loudly on her way past us 5 minutes later.
Yes!!!! I once spent at least five minutes on a car trip hyping how soothing his voice is to my mum, my brother and his girlfriend with clips for evidence (bearing in mind two of them don't know who he is or listen to the podcast). It is MAGICAL.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Yes!!!! I once spent at least five minutes on a car trip hyping how soothing his voice is to my mum, my brother and his girlfriend with clips for evidence (bearing in mind two of them don't know who he is or listen to the podcast). It is MAGICAL.
someone said as a reward for good parents day they got tickets for a DJ and opened with 'I don't know if you know him' and I had to fight the urge to say I only know two DJs, and one is Paul Oakenfold and the other is dead so probably not. (And David Guetta I guess but like.........)
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
someone said as a reward for good parents day they got tickets for a DJ and opened with 'I don't know if you know him' and I had to fight the urge to say I only know two DJs, and one is Paul Oakenfold and the other is dead so probably not. (And David Guetta I guess but like.........)
I also liked when it got all Severance and Q was just zooming in on what I can only describe as a 2004 Microsoft screensaver with lists of numbers down the side and clicking on the most promising numbers, and then the screen went and everyone said 'oh shit'. That's my level of tech confidence too.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I also liked when it got all Severance and Q was just zooming in on what I can only describe as a 2004 Microsoft screensaver with lists of numbers down the side and clicking on the most promising numbers, and then the screen went and everyone said 'oh shit'. That's my level of tech confidence too.
Casino Royale still my fave (I maintain that being able to cry blood out of one eye is the chicest thing one could do for a photo) but I liked that it was v Sherlock-coded yet also grounded in the relatable fear that your colleagues might be saying you aren't as physically fit as you once were.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Casino Royale still my fave (I maintain that being able to cry blood out of one eye is the chicest thing one could do for a photo) but I liked that it was v Sherlock-coded yet also grounded in the relatable fear that your colleagues might be saying you aren't as physically fit as you once were.
like at some point you just have to accept that if you like weightless flimsy skirts or dresses that are supposed to highlight your frame they probably won't have pockets, nor would you enjoy the sensation of your phone swinging and smacking you in the leg with every step if they had them.
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
like at some point you just have to accept that if you like weightless flimsy skirts or dresses that are supposed to highlight your frame they probably won't have pockets, nor would you enjoy the sensation of your phone swinging and smacking you in the leg with every step if they had them.
quiet luxury is pocket paradise and is roundly disparaged. pilates princess is a zero-pocket sensibility and they get called performative for clutching their handfuls of stuff instead. cotswold androgymummy (barrel leg jeans, maternity-friendly co-ords) are all over my ig, pockets aplenty.
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
quiet luxury is pocket paradise and is roundly disparaged. pilates princess is a zero-pocket sensibility and they get called performative for clutching their handfuls of stuff instead. cotswold androgymummy (barrel leg jeans, maternity-friendly co-ords) are all over my ig, pockets aplenty.
she zooms like this ↗️🖖 instead of like this ↕️🤏, and then DOUBLE TAPPED to wake the screen up again.
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
she zooms like this ↗️🖖 instead of like this ↕️🤏, and then DOUBLE TAPPED to wake the screen up again.