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My 56-year-old mother fell asleep at the end of an online course she was listening to (muted and camera off obviously) and was worried that the presenters would wonder who on earth the last person hanging around was. Getting to use this with such accuracy was nothing short of transcendental.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
There is a mutual roasting relationship you can develop with a class that you would never imagine if you didn't experience it, but is actually lovely.
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Liza Minnelli
Mindless Self Indulgence
Feist
Beyoncé
X-Ray Spex
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Public Service Broadcasting
The Beths
Ben Folds Five
Roddy Woomble
Smashing Pumpkins
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Yes
King Crimson
Secret Chiefs 3
Adam Ant
Mike Oldfield
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It's one of the rare moments I felt Old at work, and I don't like it (bearing in mind my online fluency is like, being able to tell a boy during a discussion of Victorian children's work life that I was well aware 'the children yearn for the mines' was a meme and not a genuine opinion)
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I was the last person in the world yesterday to see Skyfall for the first time. (~What makes you think it's my first time). I liked it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
in classic O. Henry style I'm selling the quirky unique dresses I feel too ugly to wear to pay for the glasses, hairdressers, orthodontist and dermatologist, to feel pretty enough to wear the dresses I'm selling.
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
still thinking about when all the children were debriefing us on their Halloweens the first day back, and one child said 'my sister dropped her sweets when we were crossing the road, and my dad had to run into the middle of the road dressed as skibidi toilet to pick them up'
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I need to know how many women still waving the 'it has POCKETS!' flag are actually using their pockets, and what is going in them. because tbh I don't think it's been a systemic issue for quite some time now, and I certainly have never seen a dress visibly weighed down with phones, keys etc.
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
my troubled cousin hasn't been in contact with anyone for months, but is still occasionally watching my Instagram stories
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
my initial top choice was escalator cleaner or woman watching her kids on a merry-go-round, but this one tipped it for me when someone pointed out the two umbrellas
"Person waiting for a friend to finish tying their shoes"

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November 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
The concept of allowing your mother to zoom in and out on an instagram photo of someone she tangentially knows, whom you don't follow and have never met
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Saw 4 rainbows today, and a stoat dragging away the body of the rabbit it murdered #VisitNorthernIreland
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Someone last week on vinted called a 26" waist skirt 'a large 8 or a small 10' and I can only hope that something terrible befalls them, unfortunately.
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Saturday Kitchening. I would pay money to hear Stephen Fry and Ariana Grande 'yah' 'yuh' at each other like birds in a forest.
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Joe's Peter Grimes cosplay very underrated. And fitting. #CelebrityTraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
🗣️THIS COMMITTEE OWES MARK AN APOLOGY #CelebrityTraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Finished Godfather Coda: The Death Of Michael Corleone on the tram. Have only seen Part 3 once so wasn't entirely sure they weren't the same the whole way through right up until it finished and Michael...didn't die. First time I felt let down by the title of a film I have essentially already seen.
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Not Clare taking sides in the Pop Girl Wars with that Brat Summer sweater vest #CelebrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A child gave me two stickers about 30 seconds before stickers got banned from the classroom, so I'm hoping no one notices.
October 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I think we have enough greek myth retellings to keep us going for a little while now thank u
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
unfortunately for thirsty followers and haters alike I've always used it as a springboard for the same small set of uni photos with my Bow Wow Wow hair
"Post you from a different era" is middle-aged Bluesky code for "lemme see you when you were hot"
October 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Put my headphones above my ears while I generated an inpost drop-off code and she called me 'Benny Jesuit' WHAT is the grip these characters have on my mother???
October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
one of the children told the class teacher 'last year Miss did a full backbend crab in class!' which is true but I'm sure there was a valid reason, and then reinforced it with 'Yeah, she threw it back!' which is not remotely indicative of my finesse but I'm Mementoing it to be true from now on.
October 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've done too many coffee-fuelled rants on IG already this morning, so I've brought myself here to say that I don't understand why we all agreed to make Stanley Tucci the next Cary Grant. He Gets On My Nerves.
October 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment
October 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM