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Becky Fox
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Becky with the good hair 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

(She/Her)
Got my MP’s annual leaflet - all about how she’s “pushing the government” on Gaza, water companies, & renters’ rights. YOU ARE the government. Also: the word “Labour” appears zero times, while it’s dressed head to toe in green. @greenparty.org.uk came 2nd here last GE. Worried much?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​?
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Man on this train so monumentally pissed he’s bypassed the concept of buttons entirely and gone full Hulk on the train doors. The YELLOW THING is the button, mate. THE YELLOW THING.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Justice 4 the Taskmaster 2 ✊🏻
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Always planning 👀
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's Wienermobile.

🌭🌭🌭🌭
October 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Email from the boffins at AncestryDNA this evening revealing my pristine paternal Galway genes are in fact (minimally) mixed with… Leinster DNA!

And this is to be endured! The shades of Connemara to be thus polluted!*

My ancestors are rolling in their graves (well, bogs).

The shame. 😂
October 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Mr. Darcy: my good opinion once lost is lost forever

Me: same but about a guy who left me on read for three days and then replied “haha yeah”
October 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
September 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Young Joe, you say… 😂
September 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Mailing list email from Daniel Kitson: “I have a new…”
Me: TAKE MY MONEY
Email: “…wait, you don’t even know what it is yet”
Me: Show? Vinyl? Interpretive dance about pigeons? I DON’T CARE. TAKE. MY. MONEY.
September 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The enchanting #HelenBauer graces #WDYDY this week! An ep soo stressful travel & mooncup-wise I'm straight off to the bandstand for some emergency relief. I LOVE this woman - she's the only person who full-names me every time I bump into her! 💕 (PS guys, a lotta women listen to Paul McGann in bed 😏)
September 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
He’s back, back, back again!

Chris Wilder returns to Sheffield United for his THIRD stint as manager.

All sandwiches have been evacuated from Bramall Lane as a precautionary measure.
September 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Chris Wilder: the Shangela of this football season*

(*the Venn diagram of EFL Championship and RuPaul fans is just two confused circles)
September 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
September 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
September 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
September 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
September 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Key’s aging like a fine wiiiiine 😉
September 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Is it writing or is the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland…
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Score.
August 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My brother texted the siblings group chat today to remind us it was Middle Child Day.

We both left him on read.

Happy Middle Child Day, Morgan! 🎉
August 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Haha I got this text from my brother the Wednesday fan at half time.

I’ll see you both in a couple of weeks. 😂
August 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
HSBC has apparently kept my credit card as a “student credit card” for 20+ years. They really said “we believe in you, you’ll finish that degree eventually” and honestly, that level of faith in my academic journey is both touching and concerning.
August 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM