thebeardedpanda
thebeardedpanda.bsky.social
thebeardedpanda
@thebeardedpanda.bsky.social
Pg13, mostly thirst traps.
Pocket, muscle panda cub.
I’m a Bara comic come to life.
Please keep me nameless.
Belligerently heterophobic 🏳️‍🌈
My AirPods stopped because this sauna was real hot. #notsubtle #sweaty #musclepanda #musclegay
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s still my birthday month, and I still want attention.

This is what I look like when I lecture. #musclepanda
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It’s my birthday, and I’ll post a #thirsttrap if I want to. #gay #musclepanda #musclegay #dadbod
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The lighting here is so good.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I liked this look.
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I kind of like this tank top.
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I am having too much fun editing these. #narcissism #vain #vanity #thirsttrap #dadbod
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I took these sweet men to a sweet treat during their visit 🤩
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I like this shirt way more than I thought I would.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I’m trying to make these a thing. It’s cheeky and vain, but these are too fun to edit.
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This shirt doesn’t stretch.
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I felt kind of stacked and I’m trying to make it permanently tank top weather.
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Please just get me through this day so I can see my crush.
October 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sometimes I feel attractive.
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
October 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The struggle is real.

…I don’t do squats anymore.
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The sauna is good for thirst traps.
October 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sometimes, I need a solo date.
October 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I like this outfit.
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I remember seeing this game at a store when I was too young, and I think this was a core memory of why I’m a raging homosexual.
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My powers of pizza are mighty.
October 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I’m back.
October 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Houston, I am the problem.
October 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM