thebeardedpanda
@thebeardedpanda.bsky.social
Pg13, mostly thirst traps.
Pocket, muscle panda cub.
I’m a Bara comic come to life.
Please keep me nameless.
Belligerently heterophobic 🏳️🌈
Pocket, muscle panda cub.
I’m a Bara comic come to life.
Please keep me nameless.
Belligerently heterophobic 🏳️🌈
Pinned
It was at this moment, I realized, I might be a vain, one-dimensional #musclegay. #musclepanda
Twas the last day of school,
And I got through my stress.
I welcomed my winter break
With a throat full of strep.
Strep throat sucked so much, y’all.
And I got through my stress.
I welcomed my winter break
With a throat full of strep.
Strep throat sucked so much, y’all.
January 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Twas the last day of school,
And I got through my stress.
I welcomed my winter break
With a throat full of strep.
Strep throat sucked so much, y’all.
And I got through my stress.
I welcomed my winter break
With a throat full of strep.
Strep throat sucked so much, y’all.
Happy new year.
This #breakfast is popular in Taiwan, called 蛋餅. Paired with a beautiful 奶茶, it is the breakfast of champions.
This #breakfast is popular in Taiwan, called 蛋餅. Paired with a beautiful 奶茶, it is the breakfast of champions.
January 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Happy new year.
This #breakfast is popular in Taiwan, called 蛋餅. Paired with a beautiful 奶茶, it is the breakfast of champions.
This #breakfast is popular in Taiwan, called 蛋餅. Paired with a beautiful 奶茶, it is the breakfast of champions.
Happy New Year’s Eve. Alone tonight, and what is new.
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Happy New Year’s Eve. Alone tonight, and what is new.
I like the grey.
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I like the grey.
Because why not.
December 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Because why not.
Here were some cute panda dumplings for my birthday 😍
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Here were some cute panda dumplings for my birthday 😍
Happy Xmas Eve.
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Happy Xmas Eve.
I hadn’t worn this shirt in a while, and I like it.
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I hadn’t worn this shirt in a while, and I like it.
I don’t know what it was about this lighting, but it made me feel sexy and tough.
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I don’t know what it was about this lighting, but it made me feel sexy and tough.
I wanna be tuff.
December 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I wanna be tuff.
In the right lighting, at the right angle, you can see a vein!
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the right lighting, at the right angle, you can see a vein!
Anyone want to teach me boxing?
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Anyone want to teach me boxing?
I really like this clothing company.
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I really like this clothing company.
Office for today. Literally.
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Office for today. Literally.
I’m really proud of how I’ve kept this up this semester. I don’t know if this is sustainable though. I’m really trying.
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m really proud of how I’ve kept this up this semester. I don’t know if this is sustainable though. I’m really trying.
I’m currently deathly ill. However, here’s a douchey gym selfie.
December 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m currently deathly ill. However, here’s a douchey gym selfie.
I know it’s no longer my birthday month, but I’m grateful one of my besties got me a rainbow cake! He said “I swear I didn’t get this for you because you’re gay.” I replied, “oh please, I’m honored you think of me with rainbows.” ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I know it’s no longer my birthday month, but I’m grateful one of my besties got me a rainbow cake! He said “I swear I didn’t get this for you because you’re gay.” I replied, “oh please, I’m honored you think of me with rainbows.” ❤️
I can eat more than you. Trust me.
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I can eat more than you. Trust me.
I had a good lifting session on my birthday.
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I had a good lifting session on my birthday.
The haircut makes me look beefier, I feel.
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The haircut makes me look beefier, I feel.
I’ve been dreaming in shades of grey these days. (This is a line from a depressing song featured in the early 2000’s film called Latter Days. The song is called “Hymn For Those Left Behind.”)
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’ve been dreaming in shades of grey these days. (This is a line from a depressing song featured in the early 2000’s film called Latter Days. The song is called “Hymn For Those Left Behind.”)
I love eating.
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I love eating.
I really like this locker room. #pandaswearingpandas #musclepanda
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I really like this locker room. #pandaswearingpandas #musclepanda