Seems like a move I'd made if I thought Pierce or Kinley are moving elsewhere

If it comes to that, we call them woke and start a GoFundMe for our lawsuit that will never happen.

*in the first front office meeting, playing out like the scene from Idiocracy where he suggests watering the crops with water*

So have you guys ever thought about doing literally *anything* different with developing the pitching staff or.

I will manage on a one year deal for $500k plus rent on my Colorado condo and the lease on my Toyota Tacoma. Dick Monfort this is the best deal you're gonna get, have your people contact my people

This is the way. Seager and a RH outfield bat

Oh I know, but I'm also operating under the assumption that Grant Holmes' elbow is going to explode in the spring and Joey Wentz turns into a pumpkin. Iggy and Reynaldo obviously a big boost, but the only spot to really just spend $ to clearly upgrade is SS. And we know Alex likes to work quickly.

No reason to stack up $ on the bullpen this early in the off-season... But we're not signing Edwin Diaz, Framber Valdez, or Kyle Tucker. If a sensible corresponding move isn't made soon outside of resigning Iglesias, I'm going to have to assume negotiations with Kim went nowhere.

Dansby is Smoky Bacon, Max Fried is Garlic Parm, Freddie is the Pickle Cornichons. Mango Habanero is Cornrows Dansby.