Lemme translate

"John Lennon's son has seen a dramatic downturn in the dollar amount of his monthly residual check."

Hey maybe he should have Apple force push a free song onto everyone's phone without their consent because that worked last time...

Guys poop and they *don't* do shit

He's gonna die in the ring and he's gonna stay in the ring because nobody's gonna wanna touch him on account of shitting himself

Now what if instead of staying awake and going to bed at the ideal hour, you just slept for like 16 hours straight

Crucially, not by the bigots

The answer is to never comment your code. If you wanna know what it does you better trace those steps

Pantone's gone too far

Story of my life...

Unearthing Lemon Pig like an ancient egyptian mummy

I see it as the point of no return for these companies as in, when this shit pops, they will not survive

Remember when Microsoft blew itself up by shoving garbage nobody wanted down their throats while simultaneously making their products more expensive and less reliable each year? Good times

the thing with "conservative ideals" is it means literally nothing to 99% of republicans, it's just whatever moral panic you want to be obsessive about at that particular moment, big or small. trying to do moral majority stuff still to a side so committed to amorality doesn't make any sense.

Fuck Hillary Clinton, but also... her e-mails though......

Why stop at January? Might as well skip like 2 or 3 years while we're at it

Scrolled down and got the context for this skeet. Wow

Curious to hear what happened this time

Wow those are really excellent treasures