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Juice raving about responsible savings might be a sleeper classic. Or maybe he's just the best.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Juice raving about responsible savings might be a sleeper classic. Or maybe he's just the best.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Why does Mina look like a million bucks in an old timey singlet? I love her Lisa Frank/Ecstasy-inspired gear, but she should break this one out every once in a while, it looks super fresh, for some reason.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Why does Mina look like a million bucks in an old timey singlet? I love her Lisa Frank/Ecstasy-inspired gear, but she should break this one out every once in a while, it looks super fresh, for some reason.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
Shibata really does feel like he's an actual T-800. He looks 100% human, but maaaan. There's a robot in there.
#sewdynamite
#sewdynamite
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Shibata really does feel like he's an actual T-800. He looks 100% human, but maaaan. There's a robot in there.
#sewdynamite
#sewdynamite
Is it weird if I said that I want Bobby Lashley to pick me up and throw me with his beautiful body?
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Is it weird if I said that I want Bobby Lashley to pick me up and throw me with his beautiful body?
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
Ricochet is the BEST shithead heel. He's infuriatingly good in the mic with this character. Like, a massive upgrade from WWE, and I say that as someone who genuinely enjoyed WWE Ricochet.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ricochet is the BEST shithead heel. He's infuriatingly good in the mic with this character. Like, a massive upgrade from WWE, and I say that as someone who genuinely enjoyed WWE Ricochet.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
Juice Robinson hits some weird sweet spot for me. I know I post this every time he's on screen, but the man is the "wool sweater and cocoa" wrestler. Sounds bizarre, and is bizarre...but also shut up I like what I like.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Juice Robinson hits some weird sweet spot for me. I know I post this every time he's on screen, but the man is the "wool sweater and cocoa" wrestler. Sounds bizarre, and is bizarre...but also shut up I like what I like.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
The "Right Time Right Place" gals looked incredible tonight. A messy situation that I have no opinions on, but what a stellar opportunity.
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The "Right Time Right Place" gals looked incredible tonight. A messy situation that I have no opinions on, but what a stellar opportunity.
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Fucking Toni promos.
That woman IS professional wrestling. She added some steam to the women's tag bracket.
Also, I'm convinced Mina is really injured. Did you see that bandage?
#aewcollision
That woman IS professional wrestling. She added some steam to the women's tag bracket.
Also, I'm convinced Mina is really injured. Did you see that bandage?
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fucking Toni promos.
That woman IS professional wrestling. She added some steam to the women's tag bracket.
Also, I'm convinced Mina is really injured. Did you see that bandage?
#aewcollision
That woman IS professional wrestling. She added some steam to the women's tag bracket.
Also, I'm convinced Mina is really injured. Did you see that bandage?
#aewcollision
Mox is superb on commentary. When his in-ring ends, if he can drop the tough guy schtick, he could easily become a lesser Brain. Honestly, I think he's capable.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Mox is superb on commentary. When his in-ring ends, if he can drop the tough guy schtick, he could easily become a lesser Brain. Honestly, I think he's capable.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
So I'm rewatching Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and Zorak getting blasted used to make me CACKLE. Watching it through 40 year old eyes, I honestly don't get why it used to make me laugh so hard, so why I'm still laughing at it, but like, it's just funny, man.
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
So I'm rewatching Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and Zorak getting blasted used to make me CACKLE. Watching it through 40 year old eyes, I honestly don't get why it used to make me laugh so hard, so why I'm still laughing at it, but like, it's just funny, man.
Dear Peter Hegseth,
I want you to wear one of those period simulators, just to watch you be the toughest TV dandy in the Warrior circlejerk Signal chat.
Love,
The United States of America
I want you to wear one of those period simulators, just to watch you be the toughest TV dandy in the Warrior circlejerk Signal chat.
Love,
The United States of America
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Dear Peter Hegseth,
I want you to wear one of those period simulators, just to watch you be the toughest TV dandy in the Warrior circlejerk Signal chat.
Love,
The United States of America
I want you to wear one of those period simulators, just to watch you be the toughest TV dandy in the Warrior circlejerk Signal chat.
Love,
The United States of America
My family doesn't know how badass I am.
#wrestlesky
#wrestlesky
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My family doesn't know how badass I am.
#wrestlesky
#wrestlesky
We're talking about a child sex ring involving powerful world leaders and billions of dollars and we're treating it like we don't want to ruin a high school weed dealer's scholarship.
We have failed the most basic of moral tests.
"Will you help this child?"
No, the rich would suffer too greatly.
We have failed the most basic of moral tests.
"Will you help this child?"
No, the rich would suffer too greatly.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We're talking about a child sex ring involving powerful world leaders and billions of dollars and we're treating it like we don't want to ruin a high school weed dealer's scholarship.
We have failed the most basic of moral tests.
"Will you help this child?"
No, the rich would suffer too greatly.
We have failed the most basic of moral tests.
"Will you help this child?"
No, the rich would suffer too greatly.
I think I've aged out of hardcore matches. The Blood and Guts matches were great, but I kept getting that "this is too much" feeling well before things got messy in either match. I grew up on ECW and backyard shit. Never bothered me once. Now I just don't have the disposition for it.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I think I've aged out of hardcore matches. The Blood and Guts matches were great, but I kept getting that "this is too much" feeling well before things got messy in either match. I grew up on ECW and backyard shit. Never bothered me once. Now I just don't have the disposition for it.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Donald Trump discovered immortality.
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Donald Trump discovered immortality.
I think Hook by Blues Traveler is very funny.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I think Hook by Blues Traveler is very funny.
Crying listening to Lucky by Britney Spears.
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Crying listening to Lucky by Britney Spears.
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
It took me forever to get with AEW Okada. Then you realize that he knows where he is in his career and just wants to be a dofus. His matches are still decent, but he's actually really funny and understands his unrelentingly petty bitch of a character. Loved him in Japan, love him now.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It took me forever to get with AEW Okada. Then you realize that he knows where he is in his career and just wants to be a dofus. His matches are still decent, but he's actually really funny and understands his unrelentingly petty bitch of a character. Loved him in Japan, love him now.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
Bang Bang Gang theme song is far cooler than it needs to be. The point of wrestling themes is that they're shittier versions of actual songs. Feels weird when they stand on their own.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Bang Bang Gang theme song is far cooler than it needs to be. The point of wrestling themes is that they're shittier versions of actual songs. Feels weird when they stand on their own.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
If Juice Robinson just stood in the ring in his underpants reading poetry, I would cheer just as hard, completely without irony. The man just rules.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
If Juice Robinson just stood in the ring in his underpants reading poetry, I would cheer just as hard, completely without irony. The man just rules.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
Aw shit. A Tyrus match. Ol' King Hippo himself. Him holding the NWA World Heavyweight Championship must be on the lower end of low points for that poor strap.
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Aw shit. A Tyrus match. Ol' King Hippo himself. Him holding the NWA World Heavyweight Championship must be on the lower end of low points for that poor strap.