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Juice Robinson hits some weird sweet spot for me. I know I post this every time he's on screen, but the man is the "wool sweater and cocoa" wrestler. Sounds bizarre, and is bizarre...but also shut up I like what I like.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Juice Robinson hits some weird sweet spot for me. I know I post this every time he's on screen, but the man is the "wool sweater and cocoa" wrestler. Sounds bizarre, and is bizarre...but also shut up I like what I like.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
The "Right Time Right Place" gals looked incredible tonight. A messy situation that I have no opinions on, but what a stellar opportunity.
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The "Right Time Right Place" gals looked incredible tonight. A messy situation that I have no opinions on, but what a stellar opportunity.
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Fucking Toni promos.
That woman IS professional wrestling. She added some steam to the women's tag bracket.
Also, I'm convinced Mina is really injured. Did you see that bandage?
#aewcollision
That woman IS professional wrestling. She added some steam to the women's tag bracket.
Also, I'm convinced Mina is really injured. Did you see that bandage?
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fucking Toni promos.
That woman IS professional wrestling. She added some steam to the women's tag bracket.
Also, I'm convinced Mina is really injured. Did you see that bandage?
#aewcollision
That woman IS professional wrestling. She added some steam to the women's tag bracket.
Also, I'm convinced Mina is really injured. Did you see that bandage?
#aewcollision
Mox is superb on commentary. When his in-ring ends, if he can drop the tough guy schtick, he could easily become a lesser Brain. Honestly, I think he's capable.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Mox is superb on commentary. When his in-ring ends, if he can drop the tough guy schtick, he could easily become a lesser Brain. Honestly, I think he's capable.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
So I'm rewatching Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and Zorak getting blasted used to make me CACKLE. Watching it through 40 year old eyes, I honestly don't get why it used to make me laugh so hard, so why I'm still laughing at it, but like, it's just funny, man.
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
So I'm rewatching Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and Zorak getting blasted used to make me CACKLE. Watching it through 40 year old eyes, I honestly don't get why it used to make me laugh so hard, so why I'm still laughing at it, but like, it's just funny, man.
Dear Peter Hegseth,
I want you to wear one of those period simulators, just to watch you be the toughest TV dandy in the Warrior circlejerk Signal chat.
Love,
The United States of America
I want you to wear one of those period simulators, just to watch you be the toughest TV dandy in the Warrior circlejerk Signal chat.
Love,
The United States of America
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Dear Peter Hegseth,
I want you to wear one of those period simulators, just to watch you be the toughest TV dandy in the Warrior circlejerk Signal chat.
Love,
The United States of America
I want you to wear one of those period simulators, just to watch you be the toughest TV dandy in the Warrior circlejerk Signal chat.
Love,
The United States of America
My family doesn't know how badass I am.
#wrestlesky
#wrestlesky
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My family doesn't know how badass I am.
#wrestlesky
#wrestlesky
We're talking about a child sex ring involving powerful world leaders and billions of dollars and we're treating it like we don't want to ruin a high school weed dealer's scholarship.
We have failed the most basic of moral tests.
"Will you help this child?"
No, the rich would suffer too greatly.
We have failed the most basic of moral tests.
"Will you help this child?"
No, the rich would suffer too greatly.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We're talking about a child sex ring involving powerful world leaders and billions of dollars and we're treating it like we don't want to ruin a high school weed dealer's scholarship.
We have failed the most basic of moral tests.
"Will you help this child?"
No, the rich would suffer too greatly.
We have failed the most basic of moral tests.
"Will you help this child?"
No, the rich would suffer too greatly.
I think I've aged out of hardcore matches. The Blood and Guts matches were great, but I kept getting that "this is too much" feeling well before things got messy in either match. I grew up on ECW and backyard shit. Never bothered me once. Now I just don't have the disposition for it.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I think I've aged out of hardcore matches. The Blood and Guts matches were great, but I kept getting that "this is too much" feeling well before things got messy in either match. I grew up on ECW and backyard shit. Never bothered me once. Now I just don't have the disposition for it.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Donald Trump discovered immortality.
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Donald Trump discovered immortality.
I think Hook by Blues Traveler is very funny.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I think Hook by Blues Traveler is very funny.
Crying listening to Lucky by Britney Spears.
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Crying listening to Lucky by Britney Spears.
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
It took me forever to get with AEW Okada. Then you realize that he knows where he is in his career and just wants to be a dofus. His matches are still decent, but he's actually really funny and understands his unrelentingly petty bitch of a character. Loved him in Japan, love him now.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It took me forever to get with AEW Okada. Then you realize that he knows where he is in his career and just wants to be a dofus. His matches are still decent, but he's actually really funny and understands his unrelentingly petty bitch of a character. Loved him in Japan, love him now.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
Bang Bang Gang theme song is far cooler than it needs to be. The point of wrestling themes is that they're shittier versions of actual songs. Feels weird when they stand on their own.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Bang Bang Gang theme song is far cooler than it needs to be. The point of wrestling themes is that they're shittier versions of actual songs. Feels weird when they stand on their own.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
If Juice Robinson just stood in the ring in his underpants reading poetry, I would cheer just as hard, completely without irony. The man just rules.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
If Juice Robinson just stood in the ring in his underpants reading poetry, I would cheer just as hard, completely without irony. The man just rules.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
Aw shit. A Tyrus match. Ol' King Hippo himself. Him holding the NWA World Heavyweight Championship must be on the lower end of low points for that poor strap.
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Aw shit. A Tyrus match. Ol' King Hippo himself. Him holding the NWA World Heavyweight Championship must be on the lower end of low points for that poor strap.
Man, Max the Impaler doesn't have bad matches.
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Man, Max the Impaler doesn't have bad matches.
I'm watching NWA because I keep trying to like it, but goddamn. It just should not look like this.
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I'm watching NWA because I keep trying to like it, but goddamn. It just should not look like this.
My son made a "fossil" at school today. He was so proud of it. Just now, as we were relaxing on the couch, he asked if I like it enough that I'd put it in my office.
Guys, I just ran around the house like I won the fucking lottery.
There needs to be a word stronger than love.
Guys, I just ran around the house like I won the fucking lottery.
There needs to be a word stronger than love.
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My son made a "fossil" at school today. He was so proud of it. Just now, as we were relaxing on the couch, he asked if I like it enough that I'd put it in my office.
Guys, I just ran around the house like I won the fucking lottery.
There needs to be a word stronger than love.
Guys, I just ran around the house like I won the fucking lottery.
There needs to be a word stronger than love.
The record you're running on is none of your seats are being sat in, because you prefer pedos to constituents.
Mike Johnson: "After redistricting, we think we'll net a few more seats. A handful. Maybe six to eight. We're in very good position to make history and grow this majority. We have a real record to run on. Mamdani wants to talk about affordability? We love that subject."
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The record you're running on is none of your seats are being sat in, because you prefer pedos to constituents.
Wreck the Dept. Of Education
Take away funding for school programming
Take away funding for school counseling
Weaken teachers ability to teach
Harass children in schools
Choking SNAP
Protecting Epstein files
I'm starting to think Republicans aren't too concerned about our nations children.
Take away funding for school programming
Take away funding for school counseling
Weaken teachers ability to teach
Harass children in schools
Choking SNAP
Protecting Epstein files
I'm starting to think Republicans aren't too concerned about our nations children.
“This is how you’re allowing them to treat the people taking care of our babies”
We have heard privately from Republicans who are horrified by this one.
She has papers. They went room to room in a daycare. This is both racial profiling, and terrorism.
We have heard privately from Republicans who are horrified by this one.
She has papers. They went room to room in a daycare. This is both racial profiling, and terrorism.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Wreck the Dept. Of Education
Take away funding for school programming
Take away funding for school counseling
Weaken teachers ability to teach
Harass children in schools
Choking SNAP
Protecting Epstein files
I'm starting to think Republicans aren't too concerned about our nations children.
Take away funding for school programming
Take away funding for school counseling
Weaken teachers ability to teach
Harass children in schools
Choking SNAP
Protecting Epstein files
I'm starting to think Republicans aren't too concerned about our nations children.
If you're over 25 and buying pre-filled salt & pepper shakers: please stop. Buy a box of Morton kosher salt and a cheap pepper grinder and fill it with the first jar of whole peppercorns you look at and say "there's no fucking way I'm paying that much for black pepper."
It'll change everything.
It'll change everything.
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If you're over 25 and buying pre-filled salt & pepper shakers: please stop. Buy a box of Morton kosher salt and a cheap pepper grinder and fill it with the first jar of whole peppercorns you look at and say "there's no fucking way I'm paying that much for black pepper."
It'll change everything.
It'll change everything.