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Do you like Kevin Eldon?

Would you be interested in hearing words from his brain and also voices from his mouth?

Then stay tuned...
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Running another Writers’ Room course from 16th February. Climb aboard if you want to learn how the clockwork mechanisms of comedy do their tricksy magic. Five weekly sessions, Sundays over Zoom. It’s fun.

www.gralefrit.co.uk/writers-room...
January 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
So Robbie Williams’ new song is basically Jim Croce’s I’ve Got A Name.
December 2, 2024 at 8:49 AM
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IT'S THE FESTIVE BIG GREEN BOOK SWAP

You let me know what kinda stuff you like reading

I'll match you up with someone with similar tastes

I'll post you both a book I think you'll like (+ choc & tea!)

Read & chat with your book buddy

Just £15

DETAILS HERE!

www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
November 18, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Are there any cat accounts on here yet? 😻
November 17, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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All the Bluesky advice threads are like when someone at a restaurant explains how “we do it a little differently here” and it’s just tapas
November 10, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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If anyone is spending Christmas alone this year, please do reach out & let me know. I need to borrow some chairs
December 9, 2023 at 4:39 PM
A bit of Durdle.
November 17, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Tbf I blame everything on jazz.
A List of Things People Blamed on Jazz

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November 16, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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Plan on doing something productive? Don't do that! Look up which words were "born" the same year as you! www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler
October 4, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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I am in a room.
November 16, 2024 at 1:05 PM
For anyone who wants to know what Figgy has been up to since his Twitter days
November 16, 2024 at 9:03 AM
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when you see a face in the pile of clothes on the bedroom chair in the middle of the night
November 16, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Things aren’t like they used to be, except they are. Follow @paulisci.bsky.social for over 100
years of ridiculous news stories.
November 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Is it normal to take 100 photos of swans bonking? Asking for a me.
October 26, 2023 at 8:56 PM
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It's "hashtag" Bookshop Day tomorrow, but you don't have to wait until then to buy loads of books.

You can do it now, from me.

Message me or email me at biggreenbooks@gmail.com with what you want.

I can get (pretty much) ANYTHING.

I'd quite like it if you did this.
October 13, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Next Saturday (Oct 21) at Queen Elizabeth Hall, a celebration of Douglas Adams with @robinince.bsky.social @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social and more!

Tickets: www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/lit...
Douglas Adams: 42
www.southbankcentre.co.uk
October 13, 2023 at 5:59 PM
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Okay, to help everyone make their BlueSky what they want it to be, here's a thread about feeds. What they are, how to find them, how to add them, how to pin them, what feeds to follow if you're a #writer, and how you can make your own

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October 12, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Found this perfect little fella outside my house this morning. Gave him a burial.
October 6, 2023 at 6:21 PM
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MORNING! Just a few more patrons-of-the-arts (funny division) needed and we cross the big four-figure preorder threshold! Tantalising…

AND you buy your copy before October 12th, you get your name in the closing credits… like you’re Ken Morse or Mykola Pawluk! Imagine!

unbound.com/books/be-fun...
October 6, 2023 at 8:00 AM
This week’s job- getting the garden furniture built, finishing painting the planters, getting some more perennials and bulbs in before it gets properly cold.

Also looking for a giant lampshade to hang off the pergola.
October 6, 2023 at 7:55 AM
Air kiss
Alternative Rock
Fractal
Mobile phone
Variable rate mortgage

MAKES SENSE
Plan on doing something productive? Don't do that! Look up which words were "born" the same year as you! www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler
October 5, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Well, Sprints were bloody great.
October 5, 2023 at 9:31 AM
Morning. Here’s a photo of my friend’s dog regretting getting into a trough of water.
October 4, 2023 at 7:21 AM
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SOA members! There are 4 places going on the Management Committee this year (including mine, as my term ends in January). So please, don’t forget to vote before October 25th. We need as many members to vote as possible in order to ensure maximum representation. Your voice matters. Use it!
October 2, 2023 at 3:43 PM