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@theav.bsky.social
there's an entire club named after me and i'm simply honored but then again totally makes sense there would be
literally somebody in my family does what's called—to the best of my translative powers—medieval fencing
he medium-strength broadsided me on the head with that sword to see what it's like
first v asthma-claustrophobic, then the hit
UN-pleasant
he medium-strength broadsided me on the head with that sword to see what it's like
first v asthma-claustrophobic, then the hit
UN-pleasant
December 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
literally somebody in my family does what's called—to the best of my translative powers—medieval fencing
he medium-strength broadsided me on the head with that sword to see what it's like
first v asthma-claustrophobic, then the hit
UN-pleasant
he medium-strength broadsided me on the head with that sword to see what it's like
first v asthma-claustrophobic, then the hit
UN-pleasant
he just keeps renaming shit, doesn't he
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
he just keeps renaming shit, doesn't he
joke's on them, the ripple effects are pro drag
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
joke's on them, the ripple effects are pro drag
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IMDB has a top shelf, a middle brow, and a bottom drawer
and then there are the things stuffed under that
IMDB has a top shelf, a middle brow, and a bottom drawer
and then there are the things stuffed under that
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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IMDB has a top shelf, a middle brow, and a bottom drawer
and then there are the things stuffed under that
IMDB has a top shelf, a middle brow, and a bottom drawer
and then there are the things stuffed under that
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milei put a team jersey on the arg equivalent of the resolute desk
signalling he's anti chiqui tapia
the prez of arg soccer
who happens to run a team that keeps mysteriously winning
but this is about chiqui's sanction against a team that protested
chiqui's crowning a 3rd team champs by decree
milei put a team jersey on the arg equivalent of the resolute desk
signalling he's anti chiqui tapia
the prez of arg soccer
who happens to run a team that keeps mysteriously winning
but this is about chiqui's sanction against a team that protested
chiqui's crowning a 3rd team champs by decree
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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milei put a team jersey on the arg equivalent of the resolute desk
signalling he's anti chiqui tapia
the prez of arg soccer
who happens to run a team that keeps mysteriously winning
but this is about chiqui's sanction against a team that protested
chiqui's crowning a 3rd team champs by decree
milei put a team jersey on the arg equivalent of the resolute desk
signalling he's anti chiqui tapia
the prez of arg soccer
who happens to run a team that keeps mysteriously winning
but this is about chiqui's sanction against a team that protested
chiqui's crowning a 3rd team champs by decree
he always wants his name or whatever text as big as physically possible in sacrifice of good spacing or proportion
just hitting the margins of the canvas they sit in to feel crowded and—plainly speaking—look bad
just hitting the margins of the canvas they sit in to feel crowded and—plainly speaking—look bad
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
he always wants his name or whatever text as big as physically possible in sacrifice of good spacing or proportion
just hitting the margins of the canvas they sit in to feel crowded and—plainly speaking—look bad
just hitting the margins of the canvas they sit in to feel crowded and—plainly speaking—look bad
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oh come on, everybody's heard that word before
oh come on, everybody's heard that word before
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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oh come on, everybody's heard that word before
oh come on, everybody's heard that word before
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and along with NYT news that get cross-pollinated to la nación,
this got translated too
thing is, the average argentine news reader isn't fully versed in bret and they might take this as valid
and along with NYT news that get cross-pollinated to la nación,
this got translated too
thing is, the average argentine news reader isn't fully versed in bret and they might take this as valid
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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and along with NYT news that get cross-pollinated to la nación,
this got translated too
thing is, the average argentine news reader isn't fully versed in bret and they might take this as valid
and along with NYT news that get cross-pollinated to la nación,
this got translated too
thing is, the average argentine news reader isn't fully versed in bret and they might take this as valid
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god i think too much about word order
my novel idea
wait
my idea for a novel
wait wait
my novel idea for a novel, it's all written in diagrammed sentences, each one an instantaneous splotch of meaning stripped of its sequential component
god i think too much about word order
my novel idea
wait
my idea for a novel
wait wait
my novel idea for a novel, it's all written in diagrammed sentences, each one an instantaneous splotch of meaning stripped of its sequential component
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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god i think too much about word order
my novel idea
wait
my idea for a novel
wait wait
my novel idea for a novel, it's all written in diagrammed sentences, each one an instantaneous splotch of meaning stripped of its sequential component
god i think too much about word order
my novel idea
wait
my idea for a novel
wait wait
my novel idea for a novel, it's all written in diagrammed sentences, each one an instantaneous splotch of meaning stripped of its sequential component
ps. revisionist memory on her cheating wasn't necessary
she might still say she didn't bc he was in another city but
secretly DM'ing some dude every night for a year is clearly ~a cheating~
only thing i'd revise there is go back in time and roll my eyes the first time she said at least she hadn't
she might still say she didn't bc he was in another city but
secretly DM'ing some dude every night for a year is clearly ~a cheating~
only thing i'd revise there is go back in time and roll my eyes the first time she said at least she hadn't
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
ps. revisionist memory on her cheating wasn't necessary
she might still say she didn't bc he was in another city but
secretly DM'ing some dude every night for a year is clearly ~a cheating~
only thing i'd revise there is go back in time and roll my eyes the first time she said at least she hadn't
she might still say she didn't bc he was in another city but
secretly DM'ing some dude every night for a year is clearly ~a cheating~
only thing i'd revise there is go back in time and roll my eyes the first time she said at least she hadn't
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"blue as the flame"
you only say that if you've been totally gaslighted
"blue as the flame"
you only say that if you've been totally gaslighted
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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"blue as the flame"
you only say that if you've been totally gaslighted
"blue as the flame"
you only say that if you've been totally gaslighted
if you're gonna quote natalie verbatim you gotta give her credit!
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
if you're gonna quote natalie verbatim you gotta give her credit!
natalie called it and counted it down
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
natalie called it and counted it down
but i'm not leaving them without offramp, here's the offwramp i'm writing in
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
but i'm not leaving them without offramp, here's the offwramp i'm writing in
writing it up for today's curric meeting...
i'm putting it down that i don't think it meets all our stated tenets
does it seem bitchy? but like... how much?
(i'm going for roughly 3–5% bitchy, to make myself seem more reasonable than i am)
i'm putting it down that i don't think it meets all our stated tenets
does it seem bitchy? but like... how much?
(i'm going for roughly 3–5% bitchy, to make myself seem more reasonable than i am)
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
writing it up for today's curric meeting...
i'm putting it down that i don't think it meets all our stated tenets
does it seem bitchy? but like... how much?
(i'm going for roughly 3–5% bitchy, to make myself seem more reasonable than i am)
i'm putting it down that i don't think it meets all our stated tenets
does it seem bitchy? but like... how much?
(i'm going for roughly 3–5% bitchy, to make myself seem more reasonable than i am)
digging one stratum below the V reference
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
digging one stratum below the V reference
welp
they enshittified getting paid
this app is middle-personing my money from me
—money my client says they already paid to the app,
so what are they doing with it?
unless i pay what looks like a ransom
they enshittified getting paid
this app is middle-personing my money from me
—money my client says they already paid to the app,
so what are they doing with it?
unless i pay what looks like a ransom
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
welp
they enshittified getting paid
this app is middle-personing my money from me
—money my client says they already paid to the app,
so what are they doing with it?
unless i pay what looks like a ransom
they enshittified getting paid
this app is middle-personing my money from me
—money my client says they already paid to the app,
so what are they doing with it?
unless i pay what looks like a ransom
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of course i'm trying to break this thing
(meaning, have fun with its formal limitations, gently tho)
of course i'm trying to break this thing
(meaning, have fun with its formal limitations, gently tho)
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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of course i'm trying to break this thing
(meaning, have fun with its formal limitations, gently tho)
of course i'm trying to break this thing
(meaning, have fun with its formal limitations, gently tho)
meet vice-presidential candidate
—sorry, correction, ahem—
*vice principal* nero of the austere academy in a series of (wow the name keeps hurting as it becomes more and more prescient) unfortunate events:
a character no longer looking for someone to parody as he fiddles away while things burn
—sorry, correction, ahem—
*vice principal* nero of the austere academy in a series of (wow the name keeps hurting as it becomes more and more prescient) unfortunate events:
a character no longer looking for someone to parody as he fiddles away while things burn
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
meet vice-presidential candidate
—sorry, correction, ahem—
*vice principal* nero of the austere academy in a series of (wow the name keeps hurting as it becomes more and more prescient) unfortunate events:
a character no longer looking for someone to parody as he fiddles away while things burn
—sorry, correction, ahem—
*vice principal* nero of the austere academy in a series of (wow the name keeps hurting as it becomes more and more prescient) unfortunate events:
a character no longer looking for someone to parody as he fiddles away while things burn
a research librarian solved it for me
(i asked how to, he just went and did)
the book is based on goethe (surprise #1) who wrote his own color theory book (#2)
it was set not as poetry exactly but as short bursts
& albers tweaked it by breaking lines according to his speech pattern
iow: poetry
(i asked how to, he just went and did)
the book is based on goethe (surprise #1) who wrote his own color theory book (#2)
it was set not as poetry exactly but as short bursts
& albers tweaked it by breaking lines according to his speech pattern
iow: poetry
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
a research librarian solved it for me
(i asked how to, he just went and did)
the book is based on goethe (surprise #1) who wrote his own color theory book (#2)
it was set not as poetry exactly but as short bursts
& albers tweaked it by breaking lines according to his speech pattern
iow: poetry
(i asked how to, he just went and did)
the book is based on goethe (surprise #1) who wrote his own color theory book (#2)
it was set not as poetry exactly but as short bursts
& albers tweaked it by breaking lines according to his speech pattern
iow: poetry
