Paul
@theautist.bsky.social
Proud Mancunian. Lifelong MUFC fan. Diagnosed autist and proud of being a weird conversationalist. Created in a lab out of all the crap left over from pretty people.
I only use Bluesky as a tool to bitch about things I have no control over.
Avid Atheist.
I only use Bluesky as a tool to bitch about things I have no control over.
Avid Atheist.
Another Chinese scam.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Another Chinese scam.
This is fucking horrifying by the way...
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is fucking horrifying by the way...
Because I complained about sell by dates...
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November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Because I complained about sell by dates...
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Getting a lot of scam followers today.
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Getting a lot of scam followers today.
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
I found this earlier. It's a letter I got from an American Paratrooper from World War 2. If you've seen Band Of Brothers, you'll know who he is.
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I found this earlier. It's a letter I got from an American Paratrooper from World War 2. If you've seen Band Of Brothers, you'll know who he is.
The onesie came out this morning. I genuinely dont care what I look like because I'm warm and my heating still hasn't been switched on.
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The onesie came out this morning. I genuinely dont care what I look like because I'm warm and my heating still hasn't been switched on.
I live in Manchester. I have done for most of my life. Today is the first time I've WADED to the shop. And it's cold and windy.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I live in Manchester. I have done for most of my life. Today is the first time I've WADED to the shop. And it's cold and windy.
What the fuck has he come as?
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What the fuck has he come as?
An X Ray image of Yoshinobu Yamamoto.
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
An X Ray image of Yoshinobu Yamamoto.
I like Yoro on the right of the 3. De Ligt has been very good centrally and should be mentioned. Why is Dalot on the left again?
I fancy us today.
I fancy us today.
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I like Yoro on the right of the 3. De Ligt has been very good centrally and should be mentioned. Why is Dalot on the left again?
I fancy us today.
I fancy us today.
Here is a solid gold toilet. I'ts an art instalation from some Italian. This flashy shit hole is called 'America'.
This Maurizio Cattelan lad is a fucking genius. 🤣😂
This Maurizio Cattelan lad is a fucking genius. 🤣😂
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Here is a solid gold toilet. I'ts an art instalation from some Italian. This flashy shit hole is called 'America'.
This Maurizio Cattelan lad is a fucking genius. 🤣😂
This Maurizio Cattelan lad is a fucking genius. 🤣😂
That's my weekend sorted.
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
That's my weekend sorted.
I have about 50 pairs and I'm usually very good at cleaning them. This has stumped me.
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I have about 50 pairs and I'm usually very good at cleaning them. This has stumped me.
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I'm easily pleased. This will keep me occupied for days...
October 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm easily pleased. This will keep me occupied for days...