Paul
@theautist.bsky.social
Proud Mancunian. Lifelong MUFC fan. Diagnosed autist and proud of being a weird conversationalist. Created in a lab out of all the crap left over from pretty people.
I only use Bluesky as a tool to bitch about things I have no control over.
Avid Atheist.
I only use Bluesky as a tool to bitch about things I have no control over.
Avid Atheist.
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Paul
@theautist.bsky.social
· Oct 4
"So I'm not allowed to go into the garden and dig a big hole to help me get over the disappearance of my ex?"
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Marco Rubio is one of those people who is given a lightsaber and told he's a special Jedi.
In reality, he's fucking pointless.
In reality, he's fucking pointless.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Marco Rubio is one of those people who is given a lightsaber and told he's a special Jedi.
In reality, he's fucking pointless.
In reality, he's fucking pointless.
Look how painfully thin she is, poor girl. She needs to be taken to a luxury island without any contact with the outside world and pampered for 12 months. She's a human being, not a fucking cash generating machine.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Look how painfully thin she is, poor girl. She needs to be taken to a luxury island without any contact with the outside world and pampered for 12 months. She's a human being, not a fucking cash generating machine.
What do you mean Lance Stroll crashed at turn 1 and it wasn't his fault?
*watches footage*
*faints, falls off couch*
*watches footage*
*faints, falls off couch*
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
What do you mean Lance Stroll crashed at turn 1 and it wasn't his fault?
*watches footage*
*faints, falls off couch*
*watches footage*
*faints, falls off couch*
This race better be good...
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This race better be good...
Christ how ghoulish.
Titanic passenger's pocket watch fetches £1.78m at auction
Titanic passenger's pocket watch fetches £1.78m at auction
The watch belonged to the American businessman Isidor Straus, who died alongside his wife in the disaster.
www.bbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Christ how ghoulish.
As you know I'm definitely not a blue but that challenge on Foden was a stonewall pen.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
As you know I'm definitely not a blue but that challenge on Foden was a stonewall pen.
Because I complained about sell by dates...
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November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Because I complained about sell by dates...
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youtu.be/jT4AyZldJsk?...
What a preposterous question, at least it's being asked though. And yes. Of course he is. Along with several other British Politicians. I'm glaring in the general direction of Boris Johnson.
What a preposterous question, at least it's being asked though. And yes. Of course he is. Along with several other British Politicians. I'm glaring in the general direction of Boris Johnson.
Is Farage A RUSSIAN STOOGE? James O'Brien Is Just Asking Questions & The Evidence Stacks Up!
YouTube video by Political CUSTARD
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November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
youtu.be/jT4AyZldJsk?...
What a preposterous question, at least it's being asked though. And yes. Of course he is. Along with several other British Politicians. I'm glaring in the general direction of Boris Johnson.
What a preposterous question, at least it's being asked though. And yes. Of course he is. Along with several other British Politicians. I'm glaring in the general direction of Boris Johnson.
26,500 at Bolton v Bradford today, IN LEAGUE ONE!!!
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
26,500 at Bolton v Bradford today, IN LEAGUE ONE!!!
Temps today soaring to a balmy 8° here in Mancoon. I'm off to a pub quiz tonight. My time to shine seeing as I'm a walking encyclopedia of fucking pointless facts.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Temps today soaring to a balmy 8° here in Mancoon. I'm off to a pub quiz tonight. My time to shine seeing as I'm a walking encyclopedia of fucking pointless facts.
Can anybody translate this into Russian for the benefit of the hierarchy of Reform UK?
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Can anybody translate this into Russian for the benefit of the hierarchy of Reform UK?
Sub Focus, Fireboy DML - Ecuador (Visualiser)
YouTube video by SubFocusVEVO
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November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Getting a lot of scam followers today.
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Getting a lot of scam followers today.
No way. RIP Mani.
RIP Mani 🍋😢
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
No way. RIP Mani.
I watched Independence Day last night, I do love that film. Something struck me though this time. The aliens are a metaphor for American foreign policy: turn up everywhere and brutally strip that region of its natural resources, leaving it in a right fucking mess...
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I watched Independence Day last night, I do love that film. Something struck me though this time. The aliens are a metaphor for American foreign policy: turn up everywhere and brutally strip that region of its natural resources, leaving it in a right fucking mess...
This is a damming indictment of modern society. A teacher can earn MUCH more money flashing her baps and flange on OnlyFans. If she remembers to pay the tax, of course.
Teacher struck off for OnlyFans page fined £25,000 for unpaid tax bill
Teacher struck off for OnlyFans page fined £25,000 for unpaid tax bill
HMRC accused Kirsty Buchan of failing to pay more than £38,000 in tax over a 12-month period.
www.bbc.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is a damming indictment of modern society. A teacher can earn MUCH more money flashing her baps and flange on OnlyFans. If she remembers to pay the tax, of course.
I found this earlier. It's a letter I got from an American Paratrooper from World War 2. If you've seen Band Of Brothers, you'll know who he is.
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I found this earlier. It's a letter I got from an American Paratrooper from World War 2. If you've seen Band Of Brothers, you'll know who he is.
youtu.be/ce0m52qBA_g?...
I'm 53 years old and adding fart noises to a Bond film has just finished me...
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I'm 53 years old and adding fart noises to a Bond film has just finished me...
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With FARTS! | James Bond
YouTube video by With Farts
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
youtu.be/ce0m52qBA_g?...
I'm 53 years old and adding fart noises to a Bond film has just finished me...
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I'm 53 years old and adding fart noises to a Bond film has just finished me...
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Walking Brian earlier was a weird one. 2° and sunny. Brian throwing filthy looks at me as if I'm responsible for his cold feet. It really is like having a kid.
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Walking Brian earlier was a weird one. 2° and sunny. Brian throwing filthy looks at me as if I'm responsible for his cold feet. It really is like having a kid.
Massive night for the Jocks. Best of luck to them.
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Massive night for the Jocks. Best of luck to them.
Marjorie Taylor Greene will accidentally slip and chop her head off whilst shaving her legs next week.
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene will accidentally slip and chop her head off whilst shaving her legs next week.