Aurora C
@theaurorac.bsky.social
Lawyer by day (but only for children), Muay Thai fighting fire eater by night, semi-southpaw Romany Gypsy curmudgeon all the time. Beginning fiddler, 9/11 first responder, retired aerialist, advanced flâneuse.
Left it until the last minute, but I got a pumpkin.
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Left it until the last minute, but I got a pumpkin.
This website is amazing. (Context: bro got caught out saying there isn’t a demand for more ASL interpreters, while also claiming that he never said more ASL interpreters aren’t needed. Words, how do they work.)
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This website is amazing. (Context: bro got caught out saying there isn’t a demand for more ASL interpreters, while also claiming that he never said more ASL interpreters aren’t needed. Words, how do they work.)
Who did this and why (leaving aside that I haven’t been a junior attorney in a minute)?
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Who did this and why (leaving aside that I haven’t been a junior attorney in a minute)?
Tonight, this old-school fire eater (pictured) started to learn to breathe fire (not yet pictured). Damn everything but the circus.
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Tonight, this old-school fire eater (pictured) started to learn to breathe fire (not yet pictured). Damn everything but the circus.
This website is amazing.
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This website is amazing.
Plot twist: the next witness is a big skelly
October 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Plot twist: the next witness is a big skelly
Bonus Batilda content
October 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bonus Batilda content
Today Batilda is in court, where a gent just shouted “Who the fuck is God? WHO the FUCK is GOD?”
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Today Batilda is in court, where a gent just shouted “Who the fuck is God? WHO the FUCK is GOD?”
What I’d intended to do: sew a button on a shirt.
What I did: sewed a 3D horribat. Everyone, meet Batilda. She lives in my jacket now. I am introducing her to the local Halloween decor.
What I did: sewed a 3D horribat. Everyone, meet Batilda. She lives in my jacket now. I am introducing her to the local Halloween decor.
October 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What I’d intended to do: sew a button on a shirt.
What I did: sewed a 3D horribat. Everyone, meet Batilda. She lives in my jacket now. I am introducing her to the local Halloween decor.
What I did: sewed a 3D horribat. Everyone, meet Batilda. She lives in my jacket now. I am introducing her to the local Halloween decor.
Everything is perfectly fine in America.
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Everything is perfectly fine in America.
If you see this post, a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it.
October 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you see this post, a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it.
Another big skelly outside the Venezuelan place:
October 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Another big skelly outside the Venezuelan place:
Treating big skelly sightings as though they are cryptids, for morale.
October 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Treating big skelly sightings as though they are cryptids, for morale.
Yes, @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social, I know it bears a striking (sorry) resemblance to our mascot.
September 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yes, @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social, I know it bears a striking (sorry) resemblance to our mascot.
Monday horribat: 2-minute sketch in homage to the newly-classified Bioko pipistrelle, done while my case was on recall.
September 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Monday horribat: 2-minute sketch in homage to the newly-classified Bioko pipistrelle, done while my case was on recall.
Happy Baturday. Fly free and don’t bite anyone.
September 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy Baturday. Fly free and don’t bite anyone.
This was declared “Not fat enough”
September 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This was declared “Not fat enough”
oh noooooo. While we are here, please enjoy the artwork I did today when a client said “Let’s draw fat bats”:
September 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
oh noooooo. While we are here, please enjoy the artwork I did today when a client said “Let’s draw fat bats”:
This bat was deemed “Not fat enough.” This client is a tough critic, but fair.
September 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This bat was deemed “Not fat enough.” This client is a tough critic, but fair.
“Let’s draw fat bats,” said my young client. So we drew fat bats.
September 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Let’s draw fat bats,” said my young client. So we drew fat bats.
Let’s parse this together!
September 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Let’s parse this together!
In memory of absent friends and a country that never was.
September 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In memory of absent friends and a country that never was.
This Triumph Tiger belongs to the morning glories now. Ride safe, morning glories.
August 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This Triumph Tiger belongs to the morning glories now. Ride safe, morning glories.
If "one of whom was doing a wheelie" does not enter the vernacular as a shorthand for a certain type of racist suburban panic about cities, we are failing as an internet.
August 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If "one of whom was doing a wheelie" does not enter the vernacular as a shorthand for a certain type of racist suburban panic about cities, we are failing as an internet.