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@theatsushi.bsky.social
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Golf is awesome.
Portland Trail Blazers fan.
Adtech Product Manager.

I post generated (not real) images for laughs and comedic relief under the hashtag #@sushiverse
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Churchill dropped the liquor bottle for a Stanley and the cigar for a vape - it hits harder. When the lungs hurt, we hit the Zyn.

#@sushiverse #Churchill #HistoryRemix #ZynGang
Cinematic photo of Winston Churchill in 2025, wearing a red Gucci tracksuit and bowler hat, seated in a leather chair. He exhales a thick vape cloud, a Stanley bottle replaces his whiskey glass, and a stack of Zyn tins sits beside a glowing smartphone.
October 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Napoleon just found out the chess.com AIs do not let him win by decree on his smart tablet.

#@sushiverse #Napoleon #AI #Chess #RageQuit
Realistic painting-style scene of Napoleon Bonaparte in his war tent, mid-tantrum, knocking an iPad off a candle-lit desk after losing a digital chess match. His expression is furious, maps and quills scattered, an aide peeks nervously through the tent door. The iPad screen shows “defeat.”
October 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Sam Altman joins a beach cleanup to return what the data centers borrowed. 🌊💧

#@sushiverse #SamAltman #ClimateIrony #SustainableCompute #WaterForTraining #Datacenter
Sam Altman stands in shallow ocean water pouring a bucket labeled “Water for Training” back into the sea while a distant data center glows on the horizon. The mood is calm, ironic, and faintly beautiful.
October 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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he built the update.
now he waits with us.

#@sushiverse #OneOfUs #ForeverUpdating #LegacyCode
Bill Gates sits alone at his desk, lit by the blue glow of a screen that says “Installing Update 1 of 999… Estimated time: forever.” He looks tired, waiting like the rest of us.
October 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Abe Drinkin goin’ dumb in the Town — 40 in hand, hat sideways, chain swingin’. BBQ smoke, scrapers, and pure Hyphy chaos in the sun. Nobody posed, everybody lit.
#@sushiverse #StillThizzin #BayLegend #FourScoreAndFortyOunces
Abe Drinkin - a reimagined Abraham Lincoln - laughs mid-party at a 2000s Oakland block event. He’s tall, sweaty, red-eyed, and holding a 40-ounce in a brown bag, stovepipe hat tilted sideways. Around him, Bay Area rappers Mac Dre, E-40, Too $hort, and Keak Da Sneak dance, shout, and gesture as crowds barbecue, dance, and ghost-ride cars in the sunny street.
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Happy you were able to join the Sky @tomershadi.bsky.social. The legend has arrived!
November 23, 2023 at 7:02 AM
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Hello BlueSky, Goodbye Twitter
October 23, 2023 at 8:24 AM