This is why I ever made a bsky account hell yeah

I really want a jacket that says The Tokyo Toilet

Man, didn't expect the razing of the shire to be in the game

That's just grok gooning to the liberal's future

Not gonna lie, I'd order whatever Southwest Pizza Fingers are in an instant

Ya cool, I'd call me that too if I used a dipshit enabling euphemism like that. Fuck this whole situation we're in

D.... Do you mean @apnews.com ? Cause this is absolutely a concentration camp, I'm with you. And I'm not The Associated Press.

Big if true! Groundbreaking revelations in this thread folks.

One of my best friends is the claims adjuster for a workman's comp insurance group and she is the most depressed person I know but gives great advice

"You know, my wife, she's a big fan of pre-existing conditions. Can't get enough of them, can't qualify for any coverage, we're up to our eyeballs in medical debt.

So what I'm sayin' is that I think this guy just tripped on the sidewalk."

When my wife and I got married, this absolutely was our actual wedding cake