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Just fuck me up fam
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i can't believe i never thought to do this before
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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incredible things are happening on x, the everything app
June 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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🥴
March 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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i don't like this JAV title
George Soros Is In Front Of My House Beaming Beeping Devices Into My Brain Because I Jerk Off To Stellar Blade Three Times A Day
March 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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in the graved yard. straight up "farming it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

- jimmy carter, 2024
December 29, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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"You know, my wife, she's a big fan of pre-existing conditions. Can't get enough of them, can't qualify for any coverage, we're up to our eyeballs in medical debt.

So what I'm sayin' is that I think this guy just tripped on the sidewalk."
December 5, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Speaking of dreams I once had one where I met Will.I.Am, but he changed his name to Chill.I.Am, but pronounced like William but chill

I will never be as funny as my dreams are and I've learned that's ok
August 31, 2023 at 6:50 AM
I regularly have sleep paralysis, during which Danny Trejo walks into my room, puts his finger to his lips, and walks around the bed towards me

I usually wake up before he gets to me but any night may be when it finally happens and he gets to me

At this point I just want to know what happens next
August 31, 2023 at 6:48 AM