Theassholewhisperer
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Theassholewhisperer
@theassholeeater.bsky.social
Dad to the best kid in the world. 30x ass eating Olympian. Credit score: -30
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Arby’s making steak Nuggets when we don’t have an FDA anymore is actually diabolical
October 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Ahem
August 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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THE PHONE DOES NOT WORK BOTH WAYS WHEN THE OTHER END IS A CHILD!!!
May 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Coming home to nobody <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
May 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
May 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it.

Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.

READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
April 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
January 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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People have been saying Drake was corny since this still hit the internet.
I don't know where some of y'all have been.
January 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
January 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
December 26, 2024 at 10:27 AM
25+ years of friendship
December 14, 2024 at 1:15 AM
December 10, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Thoughts?
December 8, 2024 at 2:59 PM
December 5, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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Kendrick performing in Toronto on fathers day is NASTY WORK lmao
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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That work bestie that you share nudes with 😅🥹
December 4, 2024 at 2:43 PM
December 2, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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He can really do 15 to life for them wigs alone
December 2, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Nah
December 2, 2024 at 4:41 AM
December 2, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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Wow, I really haven’t had sex all month. This is crazy.
a man with a beard is standing in a crowd .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2024 at 5:27 AM
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Text/voice notes
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 AM