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The Artful Todger
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I like penises.
I like penis photography.
I like penis art.
I like penis humor.

It's all penises, all the time.

🔞MATURE CONTENT! NO MINORS!🔞
I'm back.
@jay.bsky.team banned my account for posting the pig shitting on his own balls meme.

How fucking petty is that?
October 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The bluesky moderation team can suck my 8 inch cock and choke on it.

This place is fucked.
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September 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Magnifique!
*chef's kiss
December 6, 2023 at 8:00 AM
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I would never encourage you to harass anybody, but you should definitely take this image and comment it on every single one of this Reply Guy's posts and comments.

He's super pissed that people keep bringing it up.
June 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Can I see cocks hanging out of fursuits?

Y'all furries are hot.
January 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I'm so fucking disgusted with this country...
January 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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They hate this shit.
Keep up the good work.
November 17, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Ssssooooo many beautiful Brazilian dicks just hanging out in my tl.

Lookin' good, fellas.
September 3, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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July 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
What on earth is going on over at Toyota?

(found on reddit)
August 6, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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This flag has officially been retired.

It got beat to shit over the last couple years, so it's earned a place on my wall.

Percy will get a fresh one next June.
June 29, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Forgot about #FCF

Negotiating photographing this thing in/near a mouth.
June 29, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Show my dicks poking out the leg hole of boxer shorts.
June 29, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Somebody wants attention.
June 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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Thinkin' about soft hands and warm mouths... that's sounds very relaxing.
June 18, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I saw a Penis with an INCRDIBLE aesthetic, but I was not given permission to photograph it.

Fellas... it was a looker. The proportions were near perfect. Great curve, smooth head, large balls rode high and tight, scrotum was soft with good rebound.

I feel privileged to have touched it.
June 21, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I need to shave again.

#FCF
June 21, 2024 at 9:19 AM
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February 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Fat.
Cock.
Friday.
June 21, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Thinkin' about soft hands and warm mouths... that's sounds very relaxing.
June 18, 2024 at 1:50 AM
A friend's bulge.
Photo does that thing no justice.
He's definitely bigger than me.
June 12, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Look. Don't touch.
June 11, 2024 at 7:06 PM