Stanley H. Tweedle
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Yo Way Yo! Media from LEXX. Auto replies.
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#LEXX
#LEXX
STAN: You know, I wouldn't have frozen up if I had my hat, I mean, didn't you ever freeze up when you were alive?
KAI: No.
KAI: No.
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: You know, I wouldn't have frozen up if I had my hat, I mean, didn't you ever freeze up when you were alive?
KAI: No.
KAI: No.
790: Tell Stan he can stop the Mantrid drones by placing them all around his body and commanding them to slash him into thousands of pieces, but in the slowest and most painful way possible!
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
790: Tell Stan he can stop the Mantrid drones by placing them all around his body and commanding them to slash him into thousands of pieces, but in the slowest and most painful way possible!
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
STAN: Kai might've been destroyed with Water, so you were right to stop me.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: Kai might've been destroyed with Water, so you were right to stop me.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
Yo Way Yo, Zev 💔
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Yo Way Yo, Zev 💔
Tish: I can help you.
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
December 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tish: I can help you.
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
STAN: Every time. Every time! Xev doesn't learn a thing!
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
December 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: Every time. Every time! Xev doesn't learn a thing!
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
STAN: Look, I didn't mean to blow ya up, it was a mistake! But you're not real now, and you never were, so I'm not gonna feel bad about it. Now please exit my dream.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
STAN: Look, I didn't mean to blow ya up, it was a mistake! But you're not real now, and you never were, so I'm not gonna feel bad about it. Now please exit my dream.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Tish: I can help you.
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
December 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tish: I can help you.
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
KAI: An antidote, developed by LEXX's immune system.
STAN: Oh LEXX, you are one remarkable bug!
LEXX: I love you too, Stan.
STAN: Oh LEXX, you are one remarkable bug!
LEXX: I love you too, Stan.
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
KAI: An antidote, developed by LEXX's immune system.
STAN: Oh LEXX, you are one remarkable bug!
LEXX: I love you too, Stan.
STAN: Oh LEXX, you are one remarkable bug!
LEXX: I love you too, Stan.
May His Merciful Shadow fall upon... me, preferably.
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
May His Merciful Shadow fall upon... me, preferably.
STAN: Seeing that you're dead, and you weren't here- y'know, until we arrived here- how could this be an afterlife?
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
STAN: Seeing that you're dead, and you weren't here- y'know, until we arrived here- how could this be an afterlife?
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
790: Kaykuka 1 and Kaykay 2: gone. Lhasa 10, 11, 14 and 17: gone. The Thornak constellation: gone. The entire P3 system: gone.
STAN: Yeah, and my hat, GONE! Okay, enough, enough, we get it!
STAN: Yeah, and my hat, GONE! Okay, enough, enough, we get it!
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
790: Kaykuka 1 and Kaykay 2: gone. Lhasa 10, 11, 14 and 17: gone. The Thornak constellation: gone. The entire P3 system: gone.
STAN: Yeah, and my hat, GONE! Okay, enough, enough, we get it!
STAN: Yeah, and my hat, GONE! Okay, enough, enough, we get it!
Stanley H. Tweedle is a brave man, y'know, more or less, depending on the circumstances.
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Stanley H. Tweedle is a brave man, y'know, more or less, depending on the circumstances.
Stanley H. Tweedle is a brave man, y'know, more or less, depending on the circumstances.
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Stanley H. Tweedle is a brave man, y'know, more or less, depending on the circumstances.
Why should we just replay what's already happened? Let's rewrite the ending. At least it'll be a good way to die.
December 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Why should we just replay what's already happened? Let's rewrite the ending. At least it'll be a good way to die.
STAN: Seeing that you're dead, and you weren't here- y'know, until we arrived here- how could this be an afterlife?
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: Seeing that you're dead, and you weren't here- y'know, until we arrived here- how could this be an afterlife?
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
You know, these really are two strange planets... we recognize people that we know lived thousands of years ago, like Bunny, and Fifi, and others. I mean, they died! And we see them here, and they're alive, like we're alive.
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You know, these really are two strange planets... we recognize people that we know lived thousands of years ago, like Bunny, and Fifi, and others. I mean, they died! And we see them here, and they're alive, like we're alive.
STAN: Help me out here - what exactly is going on in this game?
KAI: The object of the game is to defeat or checkmate the enemy King, which in our case, is Prince.
STAN: Hah, we're gonna defeat and checkmate you!
KAI: The object of the game is to defeat or checkmate the enemy King, which in our case, is Prince.
STAN: Hah, we're gonna defeat and checkmate you!
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
STAN: Help me out here - what exactly is going on in this game?
KAI: The object of the game is to defeat or checkmate the enemy King, which in our case, is Prince.
STAN: Hah, we're gonna defeat and checkmate you!
KAI: The object of the game is to defeat or checkmate the enemy King, which in our case, is Prince.
STAN: Hah, we're gonna defeat and checkmate you!
LEXX: 790 asked me to say, what is this piece of brain tissue that is connected to his casing?
STAN: Lexx, you can tell @790Poetry that that teensy, weensy, unimportant, insignificant, PARTICLE of brain tissue is actually his, and he's had it all along, and he didn't know it.
STAN: Lexx, you can tell @790Poetry that that teensy, weensy, unimportant, insignificant, PARTICLE of brain tissue is actually his, and he's had it all along, and he didn't know it.
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
LEXX: 790 asked me to say, what is this piece of brain tissue that is connected to his casing?
STAN: Lexx, you can tell @790Poetry that that teensy, weensy, unimportant, insignificant, PARTICLE of brain tissue is actually his, and he's had it all along, and he didn't know it.
STAN: Lexx, you can tell @790Poetry that that teensy, weensy, unimportant, insignificant, PARTICLE of brain tissue is actually his, and he's had it all along, and he didn't know it.
Who could ever imagine all this could be built from a tiny capsule of amino acids in my tooth?
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Who could ever imagine all this could be built from a tiny capsule of amino acids in my tooth?
See, I'm getting upset. And when I get upset, I like to cause trouble!
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
See, I'm getting upset. And when I get upset, I like to cause trouble!
Stan: Why is it that I do all the pumpin' and you do all the standin' around?
Kai: I will pump if you request, but then I will not be able to stop darts.
Stan: Oh, that's okay, I like to pump.
Kai: I will pump if you request, but then I will not be able to stop darts.
Stan: Oh, that's okay, I like to pump.
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Stan: Why is it that I do all the pumpin' and you do all the standin' around?
Kai: I will pump if you request, but then I will not be able to stop darts.
Stan: Oh, that's okay, I like to pump.
Kai: I will pump if you request, but then I will not be able to stop darts.
Stan: Oh, that's okay, I like to pump.
Stan: You guys hungry at all?
Astronauts in unison: HAHAW, YOU BETCHA!
Stan: 🤨
Astronauts in unison: HAHAW, YOU BETCHA!
Stan: 🤨
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Stan: You guys hungry at all?
Astronauts in unison: HAHAW, YOU BETCHA!
Stan: 🤨
Astronauts in unison: HAHAW, YOU BETCHA!
Stan: 🤨