Stanley H. Tweedle
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#LEXX
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LEXX: 790 asked me to say, what is this piece of brain tissue that is connected to his casing?
STAN: Lexx, you can tell @790Poetry that that teensy, weensy, unimportant, insignificant, PARTICLE of brain tissue is actually his, and he's had it all along, and he didn't know it.
STAN: Lexx, you can tell @790Poetry that that teensy, weensy, unimportant, insignificant, PARTICLE of brain tissue is actually his, and he's had it all along, and he didn't know it.
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
LEXX: 790 asked me to say, what is this piece of brain tissue that is connected to his casing?
STAN: Lexx, you can tell @790Poetry that that teensy, weensy, unimportant, insignificant, PARTICLE of brain tissue is actually his, and he's had it all along, and he didn't know it.
STAN: Lexx, you can tell @790Poetry that that teensy, weensy, unimportant, insignificant, PARTICLE of brain tissue is actually his, and he's had it all along, and he didn't know it.
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
C.G.: You've chosen 'Talk Time!'
Stan: Good choice!
790: No, Tweedle, this isn't 'Boy School!' AAAHHH!
Stan: I'm glad! *chucks 790 through door*
Stan: Good choice!
790: No, Tweedle, this isn't 'Boy School!' AAAHHH!
Stan: I'm glad! *chucks 790 through door*
January 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
C.G.: You've chosen 'Talk Time!'
Stan: Good choice!
790: No, Tweedle, this isn't 'Boy School!' AAAHHH!
Stan: I'm glad! *chucks 790 through door*
Stan: Good choice!
790: No, Tweedle, this isn't 'Boy School!' AAAHHH!
Stan: I'm glad! *chucks 790 through door*
KAI: But you do admit that you are guilty of letting the codes fall into the hands of mercenaries...?
STAN: Yes, I can finally say it too. I should've blown myself up, I wish I had, but I didn't. And I've had to live with that all this time. But I didn't kill anyone.
STAN: Yes, I can finally say it too. I should've blown myself up, I wish I had, but I didn't. And I've had to live with that all this time. But I didn't kill anyone.
January 15, 2026 at 10:42 AM
KAI: But you do admit that you are guilty of letting the codes fall into the hands of mercenaries...?
STAN: Yes, I can finally say it too. I should've blown myself up, I wish I had, but I didn't. And I've had to live with that all this time. But I didn't kill anyone.
STAN: Yes, I can finally say it too. I should've blown myself up, I wish I had, but I didn't. And I've had to live with that all this time. But I didn't kill anyone.
Slinka: Dr. Stanley Tweedle, did you tell your wife about us? About the times we ravaged each other in the bathroom at the embassy? Or when we made violent, torrid love while HIDING IN THE SEWERS?
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Slinka: Dr. Stanley Tweedle, did you tell your wife about us? About the times we ravaged each other in the bathroom at the embassy? Or when we made violent, torrid love while HIDING IN THE SEWERS?
Stan: Y'know Xev, you're okay. Don't think I ever really told ya that before. In your own, y'know, Cluster Lizard kinda way.
Xev: You're not all bad yourself, Stanley H. Tweedle.
Xev: You're not all bad yourself, Stanley H. Tweedle.
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Stan: Y'know Xev, you're okay. Don't think I ever really told ya that before. In your own, y'know, Cluster Lizard kinda way.
Xev: You're not all bad yourself, Stanley H. Tweedle.
Xev: You're not all bad yourself, Stanley H. Tweedle.
XEV: Why did you want me to stay here on the Lexx, Stan?
STAN: Well, because I care about May. I care about you!
STAN: Well, because I care about May. I care about you!
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 AM
XEV: Why did you want me to stay here on the Lexx, Stan?
STAN: Well, because I care about May. I care about you!
STAN: Well, because I care about May. I care about you!
So, Mantrid, ol' buddy ol' chum. So you were the baddest person who ever lived, huh?
January 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
So, Mantrid, ol' buddy ol' chum. So you were the baddest person who ever lived, huh?
Lyekka: I'm not hungry anymore. I have to rest for a while. Is that okay with you, Stan?
Stan: You're okay with me, Lyekka.
Stan: You're okay with me, Lyekka.
January 13, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Lyekka: I'm not hungry anymore. I have to rest for a while. Is that okay with you, Stan?
Stan: You're okay with me, Lyekka.
Stan: You're okay with me, Lyekka.
Kai, thank you. And Xev, no one's ever stood up for me like that before. Never in my whole life.
❤️
❤️
January 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Kai, thank you. And Xev, no one's ever stood up for me like that before. Never in my whole life.
❤️
❤️
Two things.
One, I wonder if anybody except me has given any thought to the fact that the universe is just disappearing?
Second thing, I CAN'T FIND MY HAT.
One, I wonder if anybody except me has given any thought to the fact that the universe is just disappearing?
Second thing, I CAN'T FIND MY HAT.
January 12, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Two things.
One, I wonder if anybody except me has given any thought to the fact that the universe is just disappearing?
Second thing, I CAN'T FIND MY HAT.
One, I wonder if anybody except me has given any thought to the fact that the universe is just disappearing?
Second thing, I CAN'T FIND MY HAT.
Stan: Great, open house on the Lexx. I don't know if this is such a good idea, maybe we should just blast them.
Kai: They don't show any signs of aggression.
Stan: -Yet.
Lyekka: I like them!
Kai: They don't show any signs of aggression.
Stan: -Yet.
Lyekka: I like them!
January 11, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Stan: Great, open house on the Lexx. I don't know if this is such a good idea, maybe we should just blast them.
Kai: They don't show any signs of aggression.
Stan: -Yet.
Lyekka: I like them!
Kai: They don't show any signs of aggression.
Stan: -Yet.
Lyekka: I like them!
Ha! Two Stanley Knights on the move!🐴
January 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Ha! Two Stanley Knights on the move!🐴
Ha! Two Stanley Knights on the move!🐴
January 10, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Ha! Two Stanley Knights on the move!🐴
It was more like 94 planets, not a hundred.
January 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
It was more like 94 planets, not a hundred.
*Hologram moons Stan*
STAN: Must we?
STAN: Must we?
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
*Hologram moons Stan*
STAN: Must we?
STAN: Must we?
PRINCE: I will give you May. And in return, you will agree to help me destroy the planet Water.
STAN: But there are people on the planet Water... can they leave?
PRINCE: No. They must also be destroyed along with the planet.
STAN: No, no, I can't...
STAN: But there are people on the planet Water... can they leave?
PRINCE: No. They must also be destroyed along with the planet.
STAN: No, no, I can't...
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 AM
PRINCE: I will give you May. And in return, you will agree to help me destroy the planet Water.
STAN: But there are people on the planet Water... can they leave?
PRINCE: No. They must also be destroyed along with the planet.
STAN: No, no, I can't...
STAN: But there are people on the planet Water... can they leave?
PRINCE: No. They must also be destroyed along with the planet.
STAN: No, no, I can't...
STAN: Well the Dark Lady may be evil and everything, but I don't know if I could be the one to actually kill her.
KAI: If you like, I will provide you with an opportunity to find out.
STAN: No no no, that's all right. I mean, you're the one with the experience, right?
KAI: If you like, I will provide you with an opportunity to find out.
STAN: No no no, that's all right. I mean, you're the one with the experience, right?
January 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
STAN: Well the Dark Lady may be evil and everything, but I don't know if I could be the one to actually kill her.
KAI: If you like, I will provide you with an opportunity to find out.
STAN: No no no, that's all right. I mean, you're the one with the experience, right?
KAI: If you like, I will provide you with an opportunity to find out.
STAN: No no no, that's all right. I mean, you're the one with the experience, right?
May His Merciful Shadow fall upon... me, preferably.
January 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
May His Merciful Shadow fall upon... me, preferably.
STAN: Prince tried to kill me.
PRINCE: It was a test. You showed great courage.
PRINCE: It was a test. You showed great courage.
January 6, 2026 at 9:33 AM
STAN: Prince tried to kill me.
PRINCE: It was a test. You showed great courage.
PRINCE: It was a test. You showed great courage.
Look, Kai- I hate to break the news to ya, but you're not a plant! You're not meant to rot in a garden! So get up out of there and kill.
January 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Look, Kai- I hate to break the news to ya, but you're not a plant! You're not meant to rot in a garden! So get up out of there and kill.
The Lexx does what I tell it to, when I tell it to. Me and only me. For instance, if I was to say 'Lexx, blow up that small planet...'
LEXX: As you request, Stan.💥
Stan: ...Good shot.
Boosh: Potatoriffic!
LEXX: As you request, Stan.💥
Stan: ...Good shot.
Boosh: Potatoriffic!
January 5, 2026 at 9:32 AM
The Lexx does what I tell it to, when I tell it to. Me and only me. For instance, if I was to say 'Lexx, blow up that small planet...'
LEXX: As you request, Stan.💥
Stan: ...Good shot.
Boosh: Potatoriffic!
LEXX: As you request, Stan.💥
Stan: ...Good shot.
Boosh: Potatoriffic!
So, Mantrid, ol' buddy ol' chum. So you were the baddest person who ever lived, huh?
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
So, Mantrid, ol' buddy ol' chum. So you were the baddest person who ever lived, huh?
LEXX, do you recall me saying 'baked mixed fruit muffin with double frosting?'
LEXX: I try my best, Stan.
LEXX: I try my best, Stan.
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 AM
LEXX, do you recall me saying 'baked mixed fruit muffin with double frosting?'
LEXX: I try my best, Stan.
LEXX: I try my best, Stan.
Listen Kai, why don't you just, you know, do the assassination thing with your brace and get this over with?
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Listen Kai, why don't you just, you know, do the assassination thing with your brace and get this over with?