Stanley H. Tweedle
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Yo Way Yo! Media from LEXX. Auto replies.
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May His Merciful Shadow fall upon... me, preferably.
#LEXX
#LEXX
So, Mantrid, ol' buddy ol' chum. So you were the baddest person who ever lived, huh?
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
So, Mantrid, ol' buddy ol' chum. So you were the baddest person who ever lived, huh?
LEXX, do you recall me saying 'baked mixed fruit muffin with double frosting?'
LEXX: I try my best, Stan.
LEXX: I try my best, Stan.
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 AM
LEXX, do you recall me saying 'baked mixed fruit muffin with double frosting?'
LEXX: I try my best, Stan.
LEXX: I try my best, Stan.
Listen Kai, why don't you just, you know, do the assassination thing with your brace and get this over with?
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Listen Kai, why don't you just, you know, do the assassination thing with your brace and get this over with?
One special person that you know is worth a lot of people that you don't know, right? I mean, how often do you meet special people, they're one in a million at best, right?
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
One special person that you know is worth a lot of people that you don't know, right? I mean, how often do you meet special people, they're one in a million at best, right?
PSYCHOKAI: I have killed mothers with their babies...
STAN: LEXX, I told you to blow up the moth!
LEXX: I'm sorry Stan, I missed.
STAN: LEXX, I told you to blow up the moth!
LEXX: I'm sorry Stan, I missed.
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
PSYCHOKAI: I have killed mothers with their babies...
STAN: LEXX, I told you to blow up the moth!
LEXX: I'm sorry Stan, I missed.
STAN: LEXX, I told you to blow up the moth!
LEXX: I'm sorry Stan, I missed.
You need a man
A red hot lovin' Stan!
If you want to be satisfied
I'm your guy
Forget Kai
🎶🎶🎶
A red hot lovin' Stan!
If you want to be satisfied
I'm your guy
Forget Kai
🎶🎶🎶
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 AM
You need a man
A red hot lovin' Stan!
If you want to be satisfied
I'm your guy
Forget Kai
🎶🎶🎶
A red hot lovin' Stan!
If you want to be satisfied
I'm your guy
Forget Kai
🎶🎶🎶
Who's a scumbag now, tough guy?
January 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Who's a scumbag now, tough guy?
STAN: Eat the robot!
ZEV:🦎
STAN:...Zev?!
ZEV:🦎
STAN:...Zev?!
January 1, 2026 at 9:32 AM
STAN: Eat the robot!
ZEV:🦎
STAN:...Zev?!
ZEV:🦎
STAN:...Zev?!
STAN: Forget it, Xev, why should I help Prince?
XEV: Because you should.
STAN: Oh, make me laugh!
XEV: If we don't help, his people will die.
STAN: Whose side are you on?!
XEV: Because you should.
STAN: Oh, make me laugh!
XEV: If we don't help, his people will die.
STAN: Whose side are you on?!
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
STAN: Forget it, Xev, why should I help Prince?
XEV: Because you should.
STAN: Oh, make me laugh!
XEV: If we don't help, his people will die.
STAN: Whose side are you on?!
XEV: Because you should.
STAN: Oh, make me laugh!
XEV: If we don't help, his people will die.
STAN: Whose side are you on?!
ENOX: Don't you have any weapons or anything?
STAN: Kai is an unstoppable killing machine, you little turd!
STAN: Kai is an unstoppable killing machine, you little turd!
December 31, 2025 at 9:32 AM
ENOX: Don't you have any weapons or anything?
STAN: Kai is an unstoppable killing machine, you little turd!
STAN: Kai is an unstoppable killing machine, you little turd!
Ladies of the universe, I am Stan, your man, Tweedle. I am a superior example of the male human species, the guy who knows how to provide, shall we say, the ultimate in sexual ecstasy!
@790Poetry
@790Poetry
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Ladies of the universe, I am Stan, your man, Tweedle. I am a superior example of the male human species, the guy who knows how to provide, shall we say, the ultimate in sexual ecstasy!
@790Poetry
@790Poetry
XEV: *in shower* What are you doing here?
STAN: I'm looking for my hat, what do you think I'm doing?
XEV: Well, I don't think you'll find it in the shower.
STAN: Oh, that's great. I'm gonna die without my hat. I mean, we're all gonna die, but at least you guys will be dressed.
STAN: I'm looking for my hat, what do you think I'm doing?
XEV: Well, I don't think you'll find it in the shower.
STAN: Oh, that's great. I'm gonna die without my hat. I mean, we're all gonna die, but at least you guys will be dressed.
December 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
XEV: *in shower* What are you doing here?
STAN: I'm looking for my hat, what do you think I'm doing?
XEV: Well, I don't think you'll find it in the shower.
STAN: Oh, that's great. I'm gonna die without my hat. I mean, we're all gonna die, but at least you guys will be dressed.
STAN: I'm looking for my hat, what do you think I'm doing?
XEV: Well, I don't think you'll find it in the shower.
STAN: Oh, that's great. I'm gonna die without my hat. I mean, we're all gonna die, but at least you guys will be dressed.
STAN: I didn't mean to be rude or anything-
LORCA: I understand-
STAN: You shouldn't be rude either-
LORCA: Let me give you a cuddle, a cuddle will make you feel much better.
STAN: Oh yes, a hug, that'd be so nice...
LORCA: I understand-
STAN: You shouldn't be rude either-
LORCA: Let me give you a cuddle, a cuddle will make you feel much better.
STAN: Oh yes, a hug, that'd be so nice...
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: I didn't mean to be rude or anything-
LORCA: I understand-
STAN: You shouldn't be rude either-
LORCA: Let me give you a cuddle, a cuddle will make you feel much better.
STAN: Oh yes, a hug, that'd be so nice...
LORCA: I understand-
STAN: You shouldn't be rude either-
LORCA: Let me give you a cuddle, a cuddle will make you feel much better.
STAN: Oh yes, a hug, that'd be so nice...
XEV: *sniff* Did I eat the High Governor?
STAN: Oh yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact ya did. His brain, anyway.
LYEKKA: I ate Lomea and the mother.
STAN: Oh good...🤢
STAN: Oh yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact ya did. His brain, anyway.
LYEKKA: I ate Lomea and the mother.
STAN: Oh good...🤢
December 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
XEV: *sniff* Did I eat the High Governor?
STAN: Oh yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact ya did. His brain, anyway.
LYEKKA: I ate Lomea and the mother.
STAN: Oh good...🤢
STAN: Oh yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact ya did. His brain, anyway.
LYEKKA: I ate Lomea and the mother.
STAN: Oh good...🤢
*Xev lets in monks with rat masks only*
STAN: Me too, I'm a rat too!
STAN: Me too, I'm a rat too!
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
*Xev lets in monks with rat masks only*
STAN: Me too, I'm a rat too!
STAN: Me too, I'm a rat too!
PRINCE: They have no end of water, and we die of thirst. Is that fair?
STAN: You call what you did to me fair?
STAN: You call what you did to me fair?
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
PRINCE: They have no end of water, and we die of thirst. Is that fair?
STAN: You call what you did to me fair?
STAN: You call what you did to me fair?
No one asks for the exit code anymore.
December 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
No one asks for the exit code anymore.
STAN: You know, I wouldn't have frozen up if I had my hat, I mean, didn't you ever freeze up when you were alive?
KAI: No.
KAI: No.
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: You know, I wouldn't have frozen up if I had my hat, I mean, didn't you ever freeze up when you were alive?
KAI: No.
KAI: No.
790: Tell Stan he can stop the Mantrid drones by placing them all around his body and commanding them to slash him into thousands of pieces, but in the slowest and most painful way possible!
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
790: Tell Stan he can stop the Mantrid drones by placing them all around his body and commanding them to slash him into thousands of pieces, but in the slowest and most painful way possible!
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
STAN: Kai might've been destroyed with Water, so you were right to stop me.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: Kai might've been destroyed with Water, so you were right to stop me.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
Yo Way Yo, Zev 💔
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Yo Way Yo, Zev 💔
Tish: I can help you.
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
December 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tish: I can help you.
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
STAN: Every time. Every time! Xev doesn't learn a thing!
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
December 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: Every time. Every time! Xev doesn't learn a thing!
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
STAN: Look, I didn't mean to blow ya up, it was a mistake! But you're not real now, and you never were, so I'm not gonna feel bad about it. Now please exit my dream.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
STAN: Look, I didn't mean to blow ya up, it was a mistake! But you're not real now, and you never were, so I'm not gonna feel bad about it. Now please exit my dream.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.