archmage
@thearchmage.bsky.social
health potion connoisseur, practitioner of dark arts, wiseposter
could i interest you in a mouldy gourd instead
December 8, 2024 at 8:27 AM
could i interest you in a mouldy gourd instead
ohhh my grandma started brewing it in her cauldron the last time the wyvern woke up 🥰🥰 she used it for necrotic stink bombs !
December 7, 2024 at 3:38 AM
ohhh my grandma started brewing it in her cauldron the last time the wyvern woke up 🥰🥰 she used it for necrotic stink bombs !
and then everyone gets sooooo mad when their mass-produced love potion doesn’t work ! like there is literally no passion or whimsy in that bottle
December 7, 2024 at 2:57 AM
and then everyone gets sooooo mad when their mass-produced love potion doesn’t work ! like there is literally no passion or whimsy in that bottle
do not take necroquick near still or stagnant water ✍️✍️✍️
November 14, 2024 at 10:25 PM
do not take necroquick near still or stagnant water ✍️✍️✍️
definitely not barricaded inside my hut rn…. definitely no undead slimes outside rn …….
November 14, 2024 at 8:35 AM
definitely not barricaded inside my hut rn…. definitely no undead slimes outside rn …….
they were eating my arugula 💔💔💔 fraternizing with those fucking rabbits…….
November 14, 2024 at 8:35 AM
they were eating my arugula 💔💔💔 fraternizing with those fucking rabbits…….
a golem tore that page from my grimoire and ate it :(( i’ve been too lazy to go to the crone to rework it 😞
November 14, 2024 at 1:37 AM
a golem tore that page from my grimoire and ate it :(( i’ve been too lazy to go to the crone to rework it 😞
literally and the tavern bard is lowkey mid
November 9, 2024 at 7:55 AM
literally and the tavern bard is lowkey mid
noooo but the elf couple that own it are so sweet :((( they get the niche shit too that ur not gonna find at wizards-r-us like mucus of moonsnail
November 9, 2024 at 12:14 AM
noooo but the elf couple that own it are so sweet :((( they get the niche shit too that ur not gonna find at wizards-r-us like mucus of moonsnail
my lady this is slightly ominous but you do what you need to do 💯💯
November 8, 2024 at 11:33 PM
my lady this is slightly ominous but you do what you need to do 💯💯
they have really cheap necroquick but i prefer homemade :// it sucks how consumerism is taking over wizardry
November 8, 2024 at 11:14 PM
they have really cheap necroquick but i prefer homemade :// it sucks how consumerism is taking over wizardry
no bc she literally attacked me earlier for being upset about the effects of animal enchantment on my homestead ?? like ?? why i say the tolerant fae this is what i mean
November 8, 2024 at 2:55 AM
no bc she literally attacked me earlier for being upset about the effects of animal enchantment on my homestead ?? like ?? why i say the tolerant fae this is what i mean
these are dangerous allegations to make…….
November 8, 2024 at 2:44 AM
these are dangerous allegations to make…….
he killed the magistrate’s wife it was a wholeeee thing im surprised u didn’t hear about it
November 8, 2024 at 2:41 AM
he killed the magistrate’s wife it was a wholeeee thing im surprised u didn’t hear about it
hey ! i get my dragon scales from him and i need them for my strength potions ! don’t even think about it
November 8, 2024 at 2:39 AM
hey ! i get my dragon scales from him and i need them for my strength potions ! don’t even think about it
nooooo it’s okay he’s usually asleep by now and he’s a heavy sleeper plus i avoid the lake around his den so it’s like fineeeee i leave him the rabbits i kill
November 8, 2024 at 2:38 AM
nooooo it’s okay he’s usually asleep by now and he’s a heavy sleeper plus i avoid the lake around his den so it’s like fineeeee i leave him the rabbits i kill