archmage
@thearchmage.bsky.social
health potion connoisseur, practitioner of dark arts, wiseposter
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@thearchmage.bsky.social
· Nov 17
it’s hard being the best mage in the land…. everyone requires of my spells and potions … (i haven’t had a customer in days please)
ranger comes in asking for “magickal homing arrows” .. skill issue ? you get paid to cheat ? these are the people we have protecting our kingdom ?
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
ranger comes in asking for “magickal homing arrows” .. skill issue ? you get paid to cheat ? these are the people we have protecting our kingdom ?
OMG the paladin beat up that idiot fendrel near the mage academy yesterday ?? the painter tried to sketch it while it was happening but he got the proportions all wrong ugh
December 12, 2024 at 9:26 PM
OMG the paladin beat up that idiot fendrel near the mage academy yesterday ?? the painter tried to sketch it while it was happening but he got the proportions all wrong ugh
couldn’t get in to see the travelling bard at the theatre :(( think i’ll just set up a booth outside selling miscellaneous rotten vegetables instead
December 7, 2024 at 2:52 AM
couldn’t get in to see the travelling bard at the theatre :(( think i’ll just set up a booth outside selling miscellaneous rotten vegetables instead
it’s hard being the best mage in the land…. everyone requires of my spells and potions … (i haven’t had a customer in days please)
November 17, 2024 at 8:16 AM
it’s hard being the best mage in the land…. everyone requires of my spells and potions … (i haven’t had a customer in days please)
my garden is destroyeddddd after fighting those undead slimes 😭😭😭 i’m gonna have to spend so much money at the apothecary i should’ve gotten insurance 😭😭😭
November 14, 2024 at 10:20 PM
my garden is destroyeddddd after fighting those undead slimes 😭😭😭 i’m gonna have to spend so much money at the apothecary i should’ve gotten insurance 😭😭😭
accidentally dropped a sachet of necroquick in a puddle and the bacteria in the water formed a small army of undead slime constructs .. am i cooked
November 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
accidentally dropped a sachet of necroquick in a puddle and the bacteria in the water formed a small army of undead slime constructs .. am i cooked
this tavern’s brews are like 17 gold ….. scam
November 9, 2024 at 7:48 AM
this tavern’s brews are like 17 gold ….. scam
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Can't fall asleep, summer pushed too far into autumn. We will see if I stay awake through winter as well.
November 8, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Can't fall asleep, summer pushed too far into autumn. We will see if I stay awake through winter as well.
they’re opening a wizards-r-us near the old oak .. ugh but i wanna keep supporting my indie apothecary
November 8, 2024 at 11:05 PM
they’re opening a wizards-r-us near the old oak .. ugh but i wanna keep supporting my indie apothecary
ugh i’m out of feverfew but i know that wannabe mage fendrel is gonna be at the sunday market 😒 i have to go foraging in the forest of despair again 😭
November 8, 2024 at 12:29 AM
ugh i’m out of feverfew but i know that wannabe mage fendrel is gonna be at the sunday market 😒 i have to go foraging in the forest of despair again 😭
my stupid nephew can’t cast fire bolt . we’re never going to get to flame strike
November 7, 2024 at 11:21 PM
my stupid nephew can’t cast fire bolt . we’re never going to get to flame strike
too many goblins in these woods
November 7, 2024 at 11:14 PM
too many goblins in these woods