David™💃🌭🍔🌮
@theaporkalypse.bsky.social
East Texas native/resident. Old, but not that old.
The Bronzer Age Collapse is upon us.
The Bronzer Age Collapse is upon us.
Pinned
Both end-stage capitalism and autocracy have come to the US at the same time. I’m assuming it’s a complete coincidence.
December 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Both end-stage capitalism and autocracy have come to the US at the same time. I’m assuming it’s a complete coincidence.
The inmate-to-inmate letter from Epstein to Larry Nasser is a NOT veiled threat against Donald Trump. It basically says “if we’re going down, you’re going down.”
Which is probably why Epstein was murdered in prison by the Trump administration.
Which is probably why Epstein was murdered in prison by the Trump administration.
December 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The inmate-to-inmate letter from Epstein to Larry Nasser is a NOT veiled threat against Donald Trump. It basically says “if we’re going down, you’re going down.”
Which is probably why Epstein was murdered in prison by the Trump administration.
Which is probably why Epstein was murdered in prison by the Trump administration.
What’s the psychiatric diagnosis for someone who sneaks down to the refrigerator in the middle of the night and stares in jealousy at their relative’s Ozempic?
Is that a thing? Just me? #DSM6
Is that a thing? Just me? #DSM6
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
What’s the psychiatric diagnosis for someone who sneaks down to the refrigerator in the middle of the night and stares in jealousy at their relative’s Ozempic?
Is that a thing? Just me? #DSM6
Is that a thing? Just me? #DSM6
If Trump is removed by the 25th Amendment, he’ll be a martyr.
If Trump is assassinated, he’ll be a martyr.
If he dies suddenly of a massive stroke, he’ll be a martyr.
He has to do what he’s doing now…slowly rotting in front of us.
If Trump is assassinated, he’ll be a martyr.
If he dies suddenly of a massive stroke, he’ll be a martyr.
He has to do what he’s doing now…slowly rotting in front of us.
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If Trump is removed by the 25th Amendment, he’ll be a martyr.
If Trump is assassinated, he’ll be a martyr.
If he dies suddenly of a massive stroke, he’ll be a martyr.
He has to do what he’s doing now…slowly rotting in front of us.
If Trump is assassinated, he’ll be a martyr.
If he dies suddenly of a massive stroke, he’ll be a martyr.
He has to do what he’s doing now…slowly rotting in front of us.
Apparently, Attorney General Pameltoe Bondi has a significant financial history with United Healthcare. #FreeLuigi
abc7ny.com/post/ag-pam-...
abc7ny.com/post/ag-pam-...
AG Bondi has 'conflict of interest' in seeking death penalty against Luigi Mangione, defense says
In an overnight court filing, defense attorneys accused Bondi of failing to disclose her work at the lobbying firm Ballard Partners, which "lists UnitedHealth Group as a regular client."
abc7ny.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Apparently, Attorney General Pameltoe Bondi has a significant financial history with United Healthcare. #FreeLuigi
abc7ny.com/post/ag-pam-...
abc7ny.com/post/ag-pam-...
Kashyap Patel is now too good for a Chevrolet and demands a fleet of BMWs. Mary Barra is probably speed dialing the White House. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Kash Patel Raises Eyebrows After Ditching the FBI’s Traditional Chevy Suburban for a Fleet of Armored BMWs
Kash Patel is raising eyebrows after ordering a fleet of luxury armored BMW X5 models to replace the Chevrolet Suburbans usually driven by the bureau.
www.yahoo.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Kashyap Patel is now too good for a Chevrolet and demands a fleet of BMWs. Mary Barra is probably speed dialing the White House. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Why hasn’t there been more public discussion of the nightmare from SpeechNow v. FEC?
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
The Maine Lawsuit That Could Save Democracy From Big Money
A legal fight could restore the state’s power to set its own limits on contributions to super PACs and encourage public financing.
www.thenation.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Why hasn’t there been more public discussion of the nightmare from SpeechNow v. FEC?
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
If Luigi Mangione gets out of this, he should open a huge gun store for liberals and leftists. Maybe some big gun shows too. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Will Evidence in Luigi Mangione's Murder Trial Be Thrown Out?
Legal experts explain this month's hearings and what might happen in the case against the accused United Healthcare CEO shooter
www.rollingstone.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If Luigi Mangione gets out of this, he should open a huge gun store for liberals and leftists. Maybe some big gun shows too. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Maybe Donald Trump’s Provigil will put him back into Afib and give him ANOTHER stroke. But he’s probably still on Eliquis (hence the hand bruising.)
December 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Maybe Donald Trump’s Provigil will put him back into Afib and give him ANOTHER stroke. But he’s probably still on Eliquis (hence the hand bruising.)
Toodaroo MF’er!
nymag.com/intelligence...
nymag.com/intelligence...
Stefanik Quits Governor’s Race, Will Not Run for Reelection
The Republican explains why she’s leaving politics.
nymag.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Toodaroo MF’er!
nymag.com/intelligence...
nymag.com/intelligence...
Donald Trump is the leader of the monthly subscription fee world.
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Donald Trump is the leader of the monthly subscription fee world.
When Donald Trump destroys the US dollar as the world reserve currency, shit’s gonna hit the fan in the US.
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
When Donald Trump destroys the US dollar as the world reserve currency, shit’s gonna hit the fan in the US.
"When you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself,” —Donald J. Trump 2015.
I’m starting to think he was right. And he’s got a big family.
I’m starting to think he was right. And he’s got a big family.
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"When you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself,” —Donald J. Trump 2015.
I’m starting to think he was right. And he’s got a big family.
I’m starting to think he was right. And he’s got a big family.
Wow. Peter Thiel is the face of the billionaire destruction of the US. Awful human. He’s gonna be Mussolini’d when this is all done. Unless he Göring’s himself first.
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Wow. Peter Thiel is the face of the billionaire destruction of the US. Awful human. He’s gonna be Mussolini’d when this is all done. Unless he Göring’s himself first.
Donald Trump is a child rapist and now GOP talking points include saying that pedophilia is fine. #EpsteinFiles
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Donald Trump is a child rapist and now GOP talking points include saying that pedophilia is fine. #EpsteinFiles
I’m calling Karoline Leavitt “limp plumper” because her husband is geriatric and needs help plumping his limp. Also, her face is a hot mess.
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m calling Karoline Leavitt “limp plumper” because her husband is geriatric and needs help plumping his limp. Also, her face is a hot mess.
Attacking Venezuela is a distraction from Epstein in the short term, and in the long term it's an excuse to not honor protection treaties with NATO against Russia and Japan/Taiwan/Philippines against China.
Trump knows he’ll fail in leadership, so he’ll do anything to avoid responsibility.
Trump knows he’ll fail in leadership, so he’ll do anything to avoid responsibility.
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Attacking Venezuela is a distraction from Epstein in the short term, and in the long term it's an excuse to not honor protection treaties with NATO against Russia and Japan/Taiwan/Philippines against China.
Trump knows he’ll fail in leadership, so he’ll do anything to avoid responsibility.
Trump knows he’ll fail in leadership, so he’ll do anything to avoid responsibility.
Candace Owens has fetal alchohol syndrome. #Telecanthus
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Candace Owens has fetal alchohol syndrome. #Telecanthus
Susie Wiles is fixin' to GTFO.
December 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Susie Wiles is fixin' to GTFO.
The BBC should sue Donald Trump for defamation in a London court.
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The BBC should sue Donald Trump for defamation in a London court.
I had a drone delivery today from Wal Mart. Buzz in…buzz out. No fuss.
Drug dealers need to get behind this business model.
Drug dealers need to get behind this business model.
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I had a drone delivery today from Wal Mart. Buzz in…buzz out. No fuss.
Drug dealers need to get behind this business model.
Drug dealers need to get behind this business model.
Bari Weiss is up in here on the Chabad Broadcasting Service asking THE dumbest questions of Erika Kirk. Waste of oxygen.
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bari Weiss is up in here on the Chabad Broadcasting Service asking THE dumbest questions of Erika Kirk. Waste of oxygen.
Marco Rubio is a feculent feckless dipshit. He needs to stop worrying about woke and wake the hell up.
Also, Times New Roman is copyrighted by Monotype. I wonder who owns Calibri.
Also, Times New Roman is copyrighted by Monotype. I wonder who owns Calibri.
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Marco Rubio is a feculent feckless dipshit. He needs to stop worrying about woke and wake the hell up.
Also, Times New Roman is copyrighted by Monotype. I wonder who owns Calibri.
Also, Times New Roman is copyrighted by Monotype. I wonder who owns Calibri.
Dick Durbin needs to do us all a favor and die. (From natural causes, of course.)
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
The Supreme Court Has a Serial Killer Problem
In this week's Elie v. U.S., The Nation’s justice correspondent recaps a major death penalty case that came before the high court as well as the shenanigans of a man who’s angling to be the next SCOTU...
www.thenation.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Dick Durbin needs to do us all a favor and die. (From natural causes, of course.)
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
When is Barron Trump gonna get addicted to meth?
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When is Barron Trump gonna get addicted to meth?