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@theaporkalypse.bsky.social
East Texas native/resident. Old, but not that old.
The Bronzer Age Collapse is upon us.
The Bronzer Age Collapse is upon us.
Pinned
When people talk about Kristi Noem or Pam Bondi being failures, just know that’s the point—destruction of the USA. It’s Trump gaining wealth from OUR bankruptcy. He knows he can’t run the country competently so he’s getting rich riding the USA into the ground like he did his companies.
If Stephen Miller (and his wife) walk away from this, there will be security personnel involved. Either protecting him outside the prison or keeping him inside the prison. . .
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 AM
If Stephen Miller (and his wife) walk away from this, there will be security personnel involved. Either protecting him outside the prison or keeping him inside the prison. . .
Yes there is a difference between drag and trans. Trans is obv being born in a body that is not your gender. BUT DRAG is a performance. And they’re ruthless. They will cut you.
I think this is why conservatives go after trans and not drag. Because these conservatives are nervous behind it. Good.
I think this is why conservatives go after trans and not drag. Because these conservatives are nervous behind it. Good.
January 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Yes there is a difference between drag and trans. Trans is obv being born in a body that is not your gender. BUT DRAG is a performance. And they’re ruthless. They will cut you.
I think this is why conservatives go after trans and not drag. Because these conservatives are nervous behind it. Good.
I think this is why conservatives go after trans and not drag. Because these conservatives are nervous behind it. Good.
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Today is 99 cent corn dogs at Sonic but they’re shut down because of ice! Not ICE. ice.
January 28, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Today is 99 cent corn dogs at Sonic but they’re shut down because of ice! Not ICE. ice.
The fact that Bovino gets to resign and just go on with his life is FUCKING RIDICULOUS. That dude needs to be at the Hague.
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The fact that Bovino gets to resign and just go on with his life is FUCKING RIDICULOUS. That dude needs to be at the Hague.
TOODAROO! GTFO!
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:03 AM
TOODAROO! GTFO!
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
This movie Sinners is like Crown Heights in the 80s. Where the fuck is Al Sharpton at?
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 AM
This movie Sinners is like Crown Heights in the 80s. Where the fuck is Al Sharpton at?
When people talk about Kristi Noem or Pam Bondi being failures, just know that’s the point—destruction of the USA. It’s Trump gaining wealth from OUR bankruptcy. He knows he can’t run the country competently so he’s getting rich riding the USA into the ground like he did his companies.
January 25, 2026 at 11:59 PM
When people talk about Kristi Noem or Pam Bondi being failures, just know that’s the point—destruction of the USA. It’s Trump gaining wealth from OUR bankruptcy. He knows he can’t run the country competently so he’s getting rich riding the USA into the ground like he did his companies.
Can one goddamn reporter on this entire planet actually say the words “President Trump can you please answer the question?"
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Can one goddamn reporter on this entire planet actually say the words “President Trump can you please answer the question?"
i'm still trying to get through sinners. it's a damn good movie. i honestly thought it would be stupid but no...it's good. so far it's like color purple meets true blood.
January 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
i'm still trying to get through sinners. it's a damn good movie. i honestly thought it would be stupid but no...it's good. so far it's like color purple meets true blood.
I wish the new SpongeBob movie had the old SpongeBob voice.
January 25, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I wish the new SpongeBob movie had the old SpongeBob voice.
Every time I make fried rice I forget the white pepper. And sometime the sugar but mostly the white pepper.
January 24, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Every time I make fried rice I forget the white pepper. And sometime the sugar but mostly the white pepper.
My dog is a psychopath.
January 24, 2026 at 4:24 AM
My dog is a psychopath.
i should get a pedicure before the freeze comes
January 23, 2026 at 4:35 AM
i should get a pedicure before the freeze comes
These Walmart drones are everywhere!!
January 23, 2026 at 3:43 AM
These Walmart drones are everywhere!!
HAHAHAHA OMG Trump is suing JP Morgan for $5 BILLION. Hilarious. This country is a mess.
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 AM
HAHAHAHA OMG Trump is suing JP Morgan for $5 BILLION. Hilarious. This country is a mess.
Called all the old people I know about the winter storm coming tomorrow. Asked them how are they gonna get heat if the power goes out. They’ll all be fine because, apparently, every 90 year old I know has a fireplace and a huge stack of wood.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Called all the old people I know about the winter storm coming tomorrow. Asked them how are they gonna get heat if the power goes out. They’ll all be fine because, apparently, every 90 year old I know has a fireplace and a huge stack of wood.
Lindsey Halligan looks like she just lost RuPaul’s Drag Race.
January 22, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Lindsey Halligan looks like she just lost RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Ahhhh. Our plan was to just let China’s economy collapse because of CCP communist mismanagement, but then we elected Trump and now OUR economy is collapsing and China is selling electric cars to Europe.
January 22, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Ahhhh. Our plan was to just let China’s economy collapse because of CCP communist mismanagement, but then we elected Trump and now OUR economy is collapsing and China is selling electric cars to Europe.
I changed my mind about Jack Smith. He is too nice. He let that thyroid catastrophe Harriet Hageman scream at him. I would have called her a dumb c*nt to her face.
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I changed my mind about Jack Smith. He is too nice. He let that thyroid catastrophe Harriet Hageman scream at him. I would have called her a dumb c*nt to her face.
You know you’re old when you spend 30 minutes online trying to pick out reading glasses at Costco.
January 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
You know you’re old when you spend 30 minutes online trying to pick out reading glasses at Costco.
Jack Smith better be the next Attorney General of the United States.
January 22, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Jack Smith better be the next Attorney General of the United States.