Tippett, Brink and a conditional 2nd (becomes a 1st if they win Stanley Cup in first year)

How is Shane MacGowan’s name not at the top of any list?

Thank you. I've been congested for days, but at least I've got all my recreational marijuana... right?

Shhhhhh

Vichy

Seriously. It's not like a 6-7 situation, that one's been in rotation for a while now.

So embarrassing for him. Romo too with his DTF comment. Jesus guys, we get it, it's hard, but you gotta push through.

I finding it remarkable that as bad of a human being this time, I still seem to have so much more integrity than people in politics or the media.

Hitler, get in here & call this 100 meters. How bad do you think we're gonna run all over this Jesse Owens character?

Oh yeah, I'm an expert in this running thing and just by looking at him, I can tell he's a low IQ, slow slow runner, really no chance against these superior race guys

Nailed it sir

Exec: The drink?
You: No the gangsta rap guy with the Cop Killer song
Exec: To play the gang guy, right?
You: Jesus no. Way to stereotype. He's also a cop.
Exec: Yeah, hold on, I'm just gonna have you escorted from the building

Now that you mention it….

They sold me that with a money back guarantee but when I went to collect they had cleared out the office with no forwarding address

So much better than my motto “Too chicken to get some” eggs