Ian Rennie
@theangelremiel.bsky.social
Higher than weather balloons, empty hearts on fire.
The most 2025 haircut in the whole of Star Trek
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The most 2025 haircut in the whole of Star Trek
My wife is watching Heated Rivalry (the show about hockey players who hate each other and also have sex) and one of the guys in it looks like Hollywood casting for a Barry Keoghan biopic.
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
My wife is watching Heated Rivalry (the show about hockey players who hate each other and also have sex) and one of the guys in it looks like Hollywood casting for a Barry Keoghan biopic.
You already met a dragon, don't get greedy
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You already met a dragon, don't get greedy
"it is ze perfect crime, n'est c'est pas?"
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"it is ze perfect crime, n'est c'est pas?"
No Context Worlds Beyond Number
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
No Context Worlds Beyond Number
An early example was "Clara, Lu, 'n Em" which was sponsored by Super Suds as far back as the 1930s
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
An early example was "Clara, Lu, 'n Em" which was sponsored by Super Suds as far back as the 1930s
"I'M A SAILOR PEG! AND I LOST MY LEG!"
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
"I'M A SAILOR PEG! AND I LOST MY LEG!"
I would probably have not run the Internet through a bass pedal as that seems like an obvious failure point
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I would probably have not run the Internet through a bass pedal as that seems like an obvious failure point
"arious types of dildos, inverted airplane"
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"arious types of dildos, inverted airplane"
You know what they call a hot dog in Britain?
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
You know what they call a hot dog in Britain?
They missed a detail, this is the classified version
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They missed a detail, this is the classified version
Brendel. Brendel. I need to know whether you have seen the original Michelin Man costume.
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Brendel. Brendel. I need to know whether you have seen the original Michelin Man costume.
When the Pride Month promotion is inappropriate but their hearts are in the right place
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
When the Pride Month promotion is inappropriate but their hearts are in the right place
That's not a teeny tiny baby Kyle. THIS is a teeny tiny baby Kyle.
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
That's not a teeny tiny baby Kyle. THIS is a teeny tiny baby Kyle.
Have you ever seen the show Unforgotten? Sanjeev Bhaskar and Nicola Walker as cold case detectives. Genuinely remarkable (and the leads are heartstoppingly hot)
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Have you ever seen the show Unforgotten? Sanjeev Bhaskar and Nicola Walker as cold case detectives. Genuinely remarkable (and the leads are heartstoppingly hot)
The Thing (1982, dir. John Carpenter)
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Thing (1982, dir. John Carpenter)
When you use the bathroom for the first time at your in-laws' house
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When you use the bathroom for the first time at your in-laws' house
Hasn't aged a day
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hasn't aged a day
"It puts the Simpsons in the Fortnite or else it gets the Moe again"
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"It puts the Simpsons in the Fortnite or else it gets the Moe again"
