Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle)
@theanarchistturtle.bsky.social
anarchist trans woman that pretends to be a turtle online. not a democrat. she/they/it
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Leopards feasting on the remains of the dead
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Leopards feasting on the remains of the dead
Can't wait for this to come out in 5 years when nobody gives a shit anymore
Few details about the project are known, but the movie is the latest bet by a studio that a film based on a popular toy will click with audiences.
Labubus Could Hit The Big Screen—Sony Strikes Deal To Develop Film Based On Popular Toy
Few details about the project are known, but the movie is the latest bet by a studio that a film based on a popular toy will click with audiences.
www.forbes.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Can't wait for this to come out in 5 years when nobody gives a shit anymore
Getting stress rashes
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Getting stress rashes
Don't use bluesky. They'll snitch on you to the feds. You're unironically safer on twitter
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Don't use bluesky. They'll snitch on you to the feds. You're unironically safer on twitter
Can't wait for this to be used on trans people disproportionately for just existing in public instead of politicians and pundits who rape children
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Can't wait for this to be used on trans people disproportionately for just existing in public instead of politicians and pundits who rape children
They should invent a man that puts the fucking toilet seat down
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
They should invent a man that puts the fucking toilet seat down
Toxic yaoi
TRUMP SUCKED OFF BILL CLINTON??? LMAO???????????? that would genuinely be the wildest timeline
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Toxic yaoi
The United States government is trying to cancel The Anarchist Turtle
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The United States government is trying to cancel The Anarchist Turtle
I'm going to jail lmao
Bro my alt too?
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm going to jail lmao
Bro my alt too?
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Bro my alt too?
I feel like I'm a lot calmer about this than I should be. Like I'm gonna take a nap type shit
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I feel like I'm a lot calmer about this than I should be. Like I'm gonna take a nap type shit
I mean shit if the FBI gets me at least I'll beat the fed allegations
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I mean shit if the FBI gets me at least I'll beat the fed allegations
Should I expect the FBI soon?
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Should I expect the FBI soon?
Is this bad? lmao
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Is this bad? lmao
Minecraft banana is crazy
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Minecraft banana is crazy
Chillin' in the RFK autism camp rn and some guy just asked for dinosaur nuggets with Mac and cheese and a chocolate milk for his last meal
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Chillin' in the RFK autism camp rn and some guy just asked for dinosaur nuggets with Mac and cheese and a chocolate milk for his last meal
Rest in piss Charlie Kirk I wish you were alive to see how funny this is
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Rest in piss Charlie Kirk I wish you were alive to see how funny this is
Woke may be back but I still wanna push all those old people down the stairs for everything else they've done
The petition had garnered widespread fears that the court could overturn its precedent on same-sex marriage.
Supreme Court Won’t Consider Overturning Same-Sex Marriage
The petition had garnered widespread fears that the court could overturn its precedent on same-sex marriage.
www.forbes.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Woke may be back but I still wanna push all those old people down the stairs for everything else they've done
Didn't know he was chill like that
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Didn't know he was chill like that
NBC knows ball
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
NBC knows ball
Today's was pretty cute too
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Today's was pretty cute too
If not a single person celebrates your death, you're doing something wrong
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If not a single person celebrates your death, you're doing something wrong
So glad Charlie Kirk decided to not go through with his abortion ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So glad Charlie Kirk decided to not go through with his abortion ❤️