Citizen Thom
@theamerican.bsky.social
Giants fan. Podcaster emeritus. Loyal opposition. The epitome of public enemy. No kings.
I'm not an American, I'm the American.
I'm not an American, I'm the American.
When you consider how loudly and often the Mets have already told Pete Alonso to go fuck himself, and you didn't think they could do it any harder, they go and float that they're considering bringing Paul Goldschmidt out of retirement to replace him.
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When you consider how loudly and often the Mets have already told Pete Alonso to go fuck himself, and you didn't think they could do it any harder, they go and float that they're considering bringing Paul Goldschmidt out of retirement to replace him.
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
Find yourself someone who loves you like Chris Collinsworth loves Patrick Mahomes.
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Find yourself someone who loves you like Chris Collinsworth loves Patrick Mahomes.
So the Chiefs are/were a dynasty, right?
For those who'd ask, "What about the Eagles!?" I knowingly retort: the Eagles are to the Chiefs dynasty, what the Giants were ro the Patriots dynasty.
Those Giants teams were consistently good, but they weren't a dynasty. Neither are the Eagles.
For those who'd ask, "What about the Eagles!?" I knowingly retort: the Eagles are to the Chiefs dynasty, what the Giants were ro the Patriots dynasty.
Those Giants teams were consistently good, but they weren't a dynasty. Neither are the Eagles.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
So the Chiefs are/were a dynasty, right?
For those who'd ask, "What about the Eagles!?" I knowingly retort: the Eagles are to the Chiefs dynasty, what the Giants were ro the Patriots dynasty.
Those Giants teams were consistently good, but they weren't a dynasty. Neither are the Eagles.
For those who'd ask, "What about the Eagles!?" I knowingly retort: the Eagles are to the Chiefs dynasty, what the Giants were ro the Patriots dynasty.
Those Giants teams were consistently good, but they weren't a dynasty. Neither are the Eagles.
There's going to be a bidding war between the networks for Jameis Winston when he retires.
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
There's going to be a bidding war between the networks for Jameis Winston when he retires.
I have never, not even for a second, been interested in Avatar. I'm not throwing shade. It could really and truly be the greatest film franchise in history for all I know, but nothing I've ever heard or seen about it has made me want to watch it.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I have never, not even for a second, been interested in Avatar. I'm not throwing shade. It could really and truly be the greatest film franchise in history for all I know, but nothing I've ever heard or seen about it has made me want to watch it.
That was the worst punt coverage I've ever seen.
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
That was the worst punt coverage I've ever seen.
If Netanyahu believes that his corruption trial is taking up too much of his time as prime minister, rather then asking to be pardoned, he should resign.
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If Netanyahu believes that his corruption trial is taking up too much of his time as prime minister, rather then asking to be pardoned, he should resign.
The moral arc of the universe does not bend towards justice, it needs to be pushed in that direction.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The moral arc of the universe does not bend towards justice, it needs to be pushed in that direction.
I can't stand how Donald Trump makes terrible international actors seem rational, or even sympathetic. I mean Nicholas Maduro sucks, he's a legitimate bad guy, but Donald Trump's blustery, illegal behavior allows to claim the moral and legal high ground in this instance.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I can't stand how Donald Trump makes terrible international actors seem rational, or even sympathetic. I mean Nicholas Maduro sucks, he's a legitimate bad guy, but Donald Trump's blustery, illegal behavior allows to claim the moral and legal high ground in this instance.
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
- Buffalo
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Pronghorn
- Buffalo
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Pronghorn
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
- Giant panda
- Grizzly bear
- Great horned owl
- Moose
- Chinese giant salamander
- Giant panda
- Grizzly bear
- Great horned owl
- Moose
- Chinese giant salamander
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
alligator
tarantula
black bear
cougar
humpback whale
alligator
tarantula
black bear
cougar
humpback whale
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
- Buffalo
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Pronghorn
- Buffalo
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Pronghorn
Eagle fans have always been the worst but now they're also spoiled. You're booing your 8-3, playoff bound, division leading team?
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Eagle fans have always been the worst but now they're also spoiled. You're booing your 8-3, playoff bound, division leading team?
Joe Burrow is not "Joe Cool."
There's only 1 Joe Cool, and that is Joseph Clifford Montana Jr.
There's only 1 Joe Cool, and that is Joseph Clifford Montana Jr.
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Joe Burrow is not "Joe Cool."
There's only 1 Joe Cool, and that is Joseph Clifford Montana Jr.
There's only 1 Joe Cool, and that is Joseph Clifford Montana Jr.
So glad the word maladministration already exists so it doesn't have to be invented by historians in order to describe the Trump presidencies.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So glad the word maladministration already exists so it doesn't have to be invented by historians in order to describe the Trump presidencies.
The people saying Bill Belichick should be the next head coach of the New York Football Giants might as well be saying we need to bring back Bill Parcells, that's how unrealistic you sound.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The people saying Bill Belichick should be the next head coach of the New York Football Giants might as well be saying we need to bring back Bill Parcells, that's how unrealistic you sound.
I'm not sure what A-Rod hoped to accomplish with that HBO documentary and I'm not sure if he did.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm not sure what A-Rod hoped to accomplish with that HBO documentary and I'm not sure if he did.
I did a good job not being excited about the Giants' early lead, which will ultimately make things easier, since the defense is already in the process of giving it away.
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I did a good job not being excited about the Giants' early lead, which will ultimately make things easier, since the defense is already in the process of giving it away.
So the Houston Texans have like, a series of terrible uniform designs to choose from, or what?
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
So the Houston Texans have like, a series of terrible uniform designs to choose from, or what?
You already know tomorrow's meeting between Zohran Mamdani and Trump is going to be a disaster. Like Oval Office meeting with Zelensky last February bad.
Also that Zelensky meeting was ONLY 9 months ago?! Fuck.
Also that Zelensky meeting was ONLY 9 months ago?! Fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You already know tomorrow's meeting between Zohran Mamdani and Trump is going to be a disaster. Like Oval Office meeting with Zelensky last February bad.
Also that Zelensky meeting was ONLY 9 months ago?! Fuck.
Also that Zelensky meeting was ONLY 9 months ago?! Fuck.
I'm not mad about Trent Grisham.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm not mad about Trent Grisham.
Even if Jaxson Dart is out of concussion protocol and medically available to play, the Giants shouldnt even have him dress. Sit him out another week. It's a Lost season. Jameis played just fine. Don't rush this.
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Even if Jaxson Dart is out of concussion protocol and medically available to play, the Giants shouldnt even have him dress. Sit him out another week. It's a Lost season. Jameis played just fine. Don't rush this.
So Larry Summers has just been sitting back, knowing he's got Epstein liability, and hoping his name never comes out? Resigning from everything and exiting public immediately, without any attempt to explain or pushback sure seems like a confession of the worst.
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
So Larry Summers has just been sitting back, knowing he's got Epstein liability, and hoping his name never comes out? Resigning from everything and exiting public immediately, without any attempt to explain or pushback sure seems like a confession of the worst.
I'd never root for the Eagles, but I will for Detroit when it doesn't conflict with the Giants fate. Which is a round about way of saying, Dan Campbell, just kick the field goal sometimes and take the points.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'd never root for the Eagles, but I will for Detroit when it doesn't conflict with the Giants fate. Which is a round about way of saying, Dan Campbell, just kick the field goal sometimes and take the points.
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The biggest little scandal in Washington right now is how bad Patel is at being FBI director.
Trump calls for an Epstein investigation into everyone but him
The Department of Justice has launched a probe targeting prominent Democrats.
www.motherjones.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The biggest little scandal in Washington right now is how bad Patel is at being FBI director.
New York Giants offense always looks so good on its first drive.
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
New York Giants offense always looks so good on its first drive.