#dietculture is getting out of hand. This is my eight-year-old, feeling the need to weigh herself. Smh! #stopfatshamingmycat #itsmostlyhair

There's a mockingbird outside that kind of sounds like when you call someone on Teams and idk if it's my fault or not

Man, screaming into the void is extra echoey today. You ever felt like you're making a real nice sand castle, but when you step back to admire your work, it turns out you did it all on quicksand? Blahblahpracticefortherealthing whatever. Still feels poopy 💩

I love feeling cold, but my bones hurt in the cold, but I can't handle the heat, and my bones ache in the heat, and
Starting to think this glorified bipedal horse skeleton is trying really hard to get my attention for no reason. So needy.

When a pirate is about to cum.

Hi 👋 May I offer you, weary traveler, pictures of my cats and dog? Meet Ahsoka (dog), Felicity (gray cat), and Fiona (orange cat). They run my life and don't even pay rent ♥️