steph!
@thealpakalypse.bsky.social
28 | Shy, Bi, and ready to die | Somewhat of a musician | this account gets NSFW sometimes, be warned | Слава Україні 🇺🇦 | 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 | loving my wife 💞
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steph!
@thealpakalypse.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Follow my twitter for horny posts and terrible politics, follow my bluesky for posts about how much I love my wife
Sometimes I wanna scream at someone really bad, but I’m a good girl so I just hold my feelings until I explode into tears when I’m alone :)
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sometimes I wanna scream at someone really bad, but I’m a good girl so I just hold my feelings until I explode into tears when I’m alone :)
TIL you can buy Lamborghinis with crypto and that might be the dumbest thing I’ve learned about for a while
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
TIL you can buy Lamborghinis with crypto and that might be the dumbest thing I’ve learned about for a while
I love my wife btw
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I love my wife btw
There are too many people that want to use these trains, it’s honestly starting to become a problem
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There are too many people that want to use these trains, it’s honestly starting to become a problem
Get in kid, time for the woke comeback
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Get in kid, time for the woke comeback
You can tell the moment work got super fucking busy again, because I stopped posting about my funny subway lines immediately
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
You can tell the moment work got super fucking busy again, because I stopped posting about my funny subway lines immediately
Loving my wife btw
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Loving my wife btw
This is really funny to me
October 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This is really funny to me
One
More
Line
Just one more
More
Line
Just one more
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
One
More
Line
Just one more
More
Line
Just one more
Progress update :)
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Progress update :)
Atlanta will be fixed
October 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Atlanta will be fixed
Detroit be like: I know we got five runways, but you get one.
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Detroit be like: I know we got five runways, but you get one.
I’m still exceedingly loving my wife btw
October 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I’m still exceedingly loving my wife btw
Lost the DMX Connection
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Lost the DMX Connection
They absolutely fucking wish
October 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
They absolutely fucking wish
Metro transit wishes they were me.
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Metro transit wishes they were me.
It’s so funny how I almost attempted to go to work today despite it all. It really requires an illness that debilitates my ability to move so much I can’t physically go to stop me. I have issues.
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s so funny how I almost attempted to go to work today despite it all. It really requires an illness that debilitates my ability to move so much I can’t physically go to stop me. I have issues.
Day 2
October 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Day 2
Truly am at the peak of my suffering era rn. What a time to be alive (I have mild to moderate stomach cramps)
October 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Truly am at the peak of my suffering era rn. What a time to be alive (I have mild to moderate stomach cramps)
I kinda hate how much of an effect it has when someone I used to talk to a lot stops engaging with me. I wish I would care less tbh instead of being hung up on more and more people.
October 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I kinda hate how much of an effect it has when someone I used to talk to a lot stops engaging with me. I wish I would care less tbh instead of being hung up on more and more people.
Haha what if I posted more complex thoughts and feelings on here
October 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Haha what if I posted more complex thoughts and feelings on here
Reposted by steph!
I love my wife btw
September 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love my wife btw