Carl Kolchak
@thealienfactor.bsky.social
Let freedom ring. 🔔
Please be kind to animals.
Norman Fell Lives Forever!
Trump = evil, stupid, sleazy traitor who manipulates those even dumber than himself.
Please be kind to animals.
Norman Fell Lives Forever!
Trump = evil, stupid, sleazy traitor who manipulates those even dumber than himself.
Great episode.
Although I must admit that is my opinion of pretty much every episode.
Although I must admit that is my opinion of pretty much every episode.
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Great episode.
Although I must admit that is my opinion of pretty much every episode.
Although I must admit that is my opinion of pretty much every episode.
MAGA cultists thought Hillary Clinton somehow did it even though Trump was President and it was Bill Barr’s DOJ.
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
MAGA cultists thought Hillary Clinton somehow did it even though Trump was President and it was Bill Barr’s DOJ.
Lee Ving once sang about the Wilcox Hotel. Did Kathi own that hotel?
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Lee Ving once sang about the Wilcox Hotel. Did Kathi own that hotel?
“Everyone knows when there’s war, everything else has to stop. War is a bad thing. It’s a very bad thing, I can tell you. It’s nasty. You can’t try to run things as usual with war going on. You can’t worry about food inspections or doing elections during war if you love the troops.” -Trump (soon)
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“Everyone knows when there’s war, everything else has to stop. War is a bad thing. It’s a very bad thing, I can tell you. It’s nasty. You can’t try to run things as usual with war going on. You can’t worry about food inspections or doing elections during war if you love the troops.” -Trump (soon)
I guess you’re going to try to pretend like that isn’t the greatest, most ingenious burn in human history.
I’m sure MTG is contemplating offing herself at this very moment, unable to go on after trump’s taunt likening her to brown grass. Brutal.
I’m sure MTG is contemplating offing herself at this very moment, unable to go on after trump’s taunt likening her to brown grass. Brutal.
a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a piece of paper
ALT: a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a piece of paper
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I guess you’re going to try to pretend like that isn’t the greatest, most ingenious burn in human history.
I’m sure MTG is contemplating offing herself at this very moment, unable to go on after trump’s taunt likening her to brown grass. Brutal.
I’m sure MTG is contemplating offing herself at this very moment, unable to go on after trump’s taunt likening her to brown grass. Brutal.
That looks like a good fish for dinner. Too bad the people nearby were too cowardly to run over and attack the bear and take the fish from it. 🐻
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
That looks like a good fish for dinner. Too bad the people nearby were too cowardly to run over and attack the bear and take the fish from it. 🐻
Wishing the best for tabby Taffy!
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Wishing the best for tabby Taffy!
By the way, if you’re reading this comment, I represent the San Francisco Police Department, and I need you to DM me with your credit card numbers, expiration dates, and the little security code on the back. Thank you.
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
By the way, if you’re reading this comment, I represent the San Francisco Police Department, and I need you to DM me with your credit card numbers, expiration dates, and the little security code on the back. Thank you.
A sad breakup within MAGA 😞
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A sad breakup within MAGA 😞
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭
No more Bear Bowl. 😞
Check out this weird program cover.
Check out this weird program cover.
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 AM
No more Bear Bowl. 😞
Check out this weird program cover.
Check out this weird program cover.
Bushmiller blowing out the fourth wall along with our minds. 🤯
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Bushmiller blowing out the fourth wall along with our minds. 🤯
Sputter gonna have to bust some balls. 🎱
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Sputter gonna have to bust some balls. 🎱
Better than LSD. Groovy.
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Better than LSD. Groovy.
Putin trying to help out trump.
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Putin trying to help out trump.
Poor Mr. Kotter having to feign indifference with one of the sexiest women on the planet right in front of him in that swimsuit.
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Poor Mr. Kotter having to feign indifference with one of the sexiest women on the planet right in front of him in that swimsuit.
Well, they’re playing one of the best tonight. Minnesota is a good team bound for a decent bowl. Oregon is a great team likely to make the CFP semifinals. The Gophers could beat most teams in the country, but they play a such tough conference schedule every season.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Well, they’re playing one of the best tonight. Minnesota is a good team bound for a decent bowl. Oregon is a great team likely to make the CFP semifinals. The Gophers could beat most teams in the country, but they play a such tough conference schedule every season.
If Clinton announced that, whether in jest or (pretending to be) serious, it would be the funniest thing in human history. “I did have relations with that man.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If Clinton announced that, whether in jest or (pretending to be) serious, it would be the funniest thing in human history. “I did have relations with that man.”
Lewinsky was (and still is) pretty hot. I’d prefer to support her instead of Trump, if we have to support somebody who blew Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Lewinsky was (and still is) pretty hot. I’d prefer to support her instead of Trump, if we have to support somebody who blew Clinton.
The greatest hair in human history.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The greatest hair in human history.
I remember MAGA cultists insisting Hillary Clinton had Epstein killed, even though Trump was President and Barr was head of the DOJ.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I remember MAGA cultists insisting Hillary Clinton had Epstein killed, even though Trump was President and Barr was head of the DOJ.
Angelou was a brilliant human being who used her superior intellect, talents and determination to benefit all of society.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Angelou was a brilliant human being who used her superior intellect, talents and determination to benefit all of society.