Carl Kolchak
@thealienfactor.bsky.social
Let freedom ring. 🔔
Please be kind to animals.
Norman Fell Lives Forever!
Trump = evil, stupid, sleazy traitor who manipulates those even dumber than himself.
Please be kind to animals.
Norman Fell Lives Forever!
Trump = evil, stupid, sleazy traitor who manipulates those even dumber than himself.
A sad breakup within MAGA 😞
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A sad breakup within MAGA 😞
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭
No more Bear Bowl. 😞
Check out this weird program cover.
Check out this weird program cover.
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 AM
No more Bear Bowl. 😞
Check out this weird program cover.
Check out this weird program cover.
The greatest hair in human history.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The greatest hair in human history.
Sounds like some boomer thing nobody’s ever heard of.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Sounds like some boomer thing nobody’s ever heard of.
A sad breakup within MAGA 😞
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
A sad breakup within MAGA 😞
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
“We proud peckerwoods done builted civilisation! We gots them superior jeans what makes us way smarter than all the races, even the beautiful NASCAR races! I is all superior!”
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“We proud peckerwoods done builted civilisation! We gots them superior jeans what makes us way smarter than all the races, even the beautiful NASCAR races! I is all superior!”
Trump does has a penis:
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Trump does has a penis:
Mike Johnson said God told him he is the new Moses.
Since the first Moses was directed by God.
If Johnson is being directed by trump, then it means trump must be God.
Since the first Moses was directed by God.
If Johnson is being directed by trump, then it means trump must be God.
October 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Mike Johnson said God told him he is the new Moses.
Since the first Moses was directed by God.
If Johnson is being directed by trump, then it means trump must be God.
Since the first Moses was directed by God.
If Johnson is being directed by trump, then it means trump must be God.
Is she using her wand to toast marshmallows? Epic! 😃
You know that magical marshmallow is gonna taste awesome.
You know that magical marshmallow is gonna taste awesome.
October 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Is she using her wand to toast marshmallows? Epic! 😃
You know that magical marshmallow is gonna taste awesome.
You know that magical marshmallow is gonna taste awesome.
Does anybody ever get Mark Levine confused for Mark Levin?
I don’t.
I don’t.
October 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Does anybody ever get Mark Levine confused for Mark Levin?
I don’t.
I don’t.
Levin’s a mindless clown.
October 22, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Levin’s a mindless clown.
Libs are trying to pretend like it was a no kings protest, but the people there were totally supportive of the idea of a king, as you can see from these photos.
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Libs are trying to pretend like it was a no kings protest, but the people there were totally supportive of the idea of a king, as you can see from these photos.
Because of this thread/conversation, I just had to look for it. It’s on Pluto TV.
October 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Because of this thread/conversation, I just had to look for it. It’s on Pluto TV.
You libsters are the one elevating frogs at your rallies! You are the ones promoting pure violence, given how deadly frogs are, according to this documentary:
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You libsters are the one elevating frogs at your rallies! You are the ones promoting pure violence, given how deadly frogs are, according to this documentary:
You leftists think your frog costumes are “peaceful” just because the Doors had some dumb song about peaceful frogs or whatever, but we know the deadly carnage frogs can cause! I’ve seen the flicks.
Frogs are a threat to America and democracy!
Frogs are a threat to America and democracy!
October 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You leftists think your frog costumes are “peaceful” just because the Doors had some dumb song about peaceful frogs or whatever, but we know the deadly carnage frogs can cause! I’ve seen the flicks.
Frogs are a threat to America and democracy!
Frogs are a threat to America and democracy!
Trump tried to intimidate O’Donnell in the courtroom one day by staring at him in a way meant to be menacing.
O’Donnell is a typical Irish-blooded Bostonian freak. You can’t scare these people. There’s some sort of twisted thing in their spirit that prevents them from being frightened or bullied. 😞
O’Donnell is a typical Irish-blooded Bostonian freak. You can’t scare these people. There’s some sort of twisted thing in their spirit that prevents them from being frightened or bullied. 😞
October 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Trump tried to intimidate O’Donnell in the courtroom one day by staring at him in a way meant to be menacing.
O’Donnell is a typical Irish-blooded Bostonian freak. You can’t scare these people. There’s some sort of twisted thing in their spirit that prevents them from being frightened or bullied. 😞
O’Donnell is a typical Irish-blooded Bostonian freak. You can’t scare these people. There’s some sort of twisted thing in their spirit that prevents them from being frightened or bullied. 😞
Sorry, but Karoline Leavitt just showed us this verified, authentic photo of the REAL Jesus, who loves guns, loves profits, hates liberals and immigrants, and who loves MAGA. Jesus is clearly the second-greatest American of all time (right after trump at number one).
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sorry, but Karoline Leavitt just showed us this verified, authentic photo of the REAL Jesus, who loves guns, loves profits, hates liberals and immigrants, and who loves MAGA. Jesus is clearly the second-greatest American of all time (right after trump at number one).
He ended them dang cola wars…brutal stuff.
Like Josey Wales said, “I guess we all died a little in those damn cola wars.”
Like Josey Wales said, “I guess we all died a little in those damn cola wars.”
October 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
He ended them dang cola wars…brutal stuff.
Like Josey Wales said, “I guess we all died a little in those damn cola wars.”
Like Josey Wales said, “I guess we all died a little in those damn cola wars.”
First off, good headache pun.
And yeah, Trumplight Zone is a perfect way to put it. What was once a twisted episode of the Twilight Zone has somehow become our actual reality of the Trumplight zone.
And we all know exactly which episode it was.
And yeah, Trumplight Zone is a perfect way to put it. What was once a twisted episode of the Twilight Zone has somehow become our actual reality of the Trumplight zone.
And we all know exactly which episode it was.
September 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
First off, good headache pun.
And yeah, Trumplight Zone is a perfect way to put it. What was once a twisted episode of the Twilight Zone has somehow become our actual reality of the Trumplight zone.
And we all know exactly which episode it was.
And yeah, Trumplight Zone is a perfect way to put it. What was once a twisted episode of the Twilight Zone has somehow become our actual reality of the Trumplight zone.
And we all know exactly which episode it was.
RELEASE THEM!!!
September 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
RELEASE THEM!!!