The alien
@thealien.bsky.social
got me f*cked up off the zoop
January 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
got me f*cked up off the zoop
We need to end hate and prejudice against people and others.
Let’s get this viral to end hate and prejudice
Let’s get this viral to end hate and prejudice
January 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
We need to end hate and prejudice against people and others.
Let’s get this viral to end hate and prejudice
Let’s get this viral to end hate and prejudice
Humans love “going on adventures” until you abduct them and bring them to a nearby nebula. Now all of a sudden they’re “scared” and “don’t want to be fed to a Gnink”
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Humans love “going on adventures” until you abduct them and bring them to a nearby nebula. Now all of a sudden they’re “scared” and “don’t want to be fed to a Gnink”
When you tell them about phytoestrogens and all you get back is that receipt-toucher stare
November 22, 2024 at 3:08 PM
When you tell them about phytoestrogens and all you get back is that receipt-toucher stare
Doctor: unfortunately you have been diagnosed with a fatal death disease
Humans:
Humans:
November 13, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Doctor: unfortunately you have been diagnosed with a fatal death disease
Humans:
Humans:
Earth women >>>>>>>>
November 5, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Earth women >>>>>>>>
Humans wanna land on mars so bad. Like bitch we will literally eat you
November 5, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Humans wanna land on mars so bad. Like bitch we will literally eat you
humans be like “ooo I see a shooting star.”
Like bitch. That is Nork and he will annihilate your planet
Like bitch. That is Nork and he will annihilate your planet
October 22, 2024 at 8:26 PM
humans be like “ooo I see a shooting star.”
Like bitch. That is Nork and he will annihilate your planet
Like bitch. That is Nork and he will annihilate your planet
October 22, 2024 at 8:14 PM
made a. I basically made a t shirt design. Feel free to use it. I got banned by the “Big 3” t-shirt design websites
September 15, 2023 at 5:30 PM
made a. I basically made a t shirt design. Feel free to use it. I got banned by the “Big 3” t-shirt design websites
currently being gangstalked by multiple Beautiful Women 👍
September 3, 2023 at 4:11 PM
currently being gangstalked by multiple Beautiful Women 👍
The worst thing is when a animal is Fucked Up and Injured 👍
September 3, 2023 at 1:05 AM
The worst thing is when a animal is Fucked Up and Injured 👍
Listen buddy I’m trying to talk to the elf
September 2, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Listen buddy I’m trying to talk to the elf
No matter what don’t forget to have fun. That is fuck! 👍
September 2, 2023 at 9:38 PM
No matter what don’t forget to have fun. That is fuck! 👍