The alien
@thealien.bsky.social
Been loving the new viral vids lately, great work everyone
Anyone have recommendations for new viral vids leave them in the replies below ⬇️
Anyone have recommendations for new viral vids leave them in the replies below ⬇️
October 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Been loving the new viral vids lately, great work everyone
Anyone have recommendations for new viral vids leave them in the replies below ⬇️
Anyone have recommendations for new viral vids leave them in the replies below ⬇️
A Big Thank You To The Fortnite Team For Clearing Up The Recent Peacemaker Controversy. I Will Allow My Children To Play The Game Again
October 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
A Big Thank You To The Fortnite Team For Clearing Up The Recent Peacemaker Controversy. I Will Allow My Children To Play The Game Again
a couple teenagers on e-bikes keep harassing patrons of my favorite Christian nightclub when it closes at 8pm
July 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
a couple teenagers on e-bikes keep harassing patrons of my favorite Christian nightclub when it closes at 8pm
nothing wrong with writing a friendly manifesto about happy thoughts and good feelings. Not everything has to be so bad
March 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
nothing wrong with writing a friendly manifesto about happy thoughts and good feelings. Not everything has to be so bad
Figured out that if you fill your mouth with water or liquid, and then apply force/pressure, you can spray the water directly out of your mouth like a hose. Just be careful where you spray if indoors or near machines or such 😂
February 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Figured out that if you fill your mouth with water or liquid, and then apply force/pressure, you can spray the water directly out of your mouth like a hose. Just be careful where you spray if indoors or near machines or such 😂
got me f*cked up off the zoop
January 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
got me f*cked up off the zoop
My main hobby is playing Tuggle War with my friends. Pulling the rope and such
January 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My main hobby is playing Tuggle War with my friends. Pulling the rope and such
We need to end hate and prejudice against people and others.
Let’s get this viral to end hate and prejudice
Let’s get this viral to end hate and prejudice
January 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
We need to end hate and prejudice against people and others.
Let’s get this viral to end hate and prejudice
Let’s get this viral to end hate and prejudice
Go ahead and try to kill me for my opinions. I will block you with a barrier
January 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Go ahead and try to kill me for my opinions. I will block you with a barrier
Humans love “going on adventures” until you abduct them and bring them to a nearby nebula. Now all of a sudden they’re “scared” and “don’t want to be fed to a Gnink”
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Humans love “going on adventures” until you abduct them and bring them to a nearby nebula. Now all of a sudden they’re “scared” and “don’t want to be fed to a Gnink”
When you tell them about phytoestrogens and all you get back is that receipt-toucher stare
November 22, 2024 at 3:08 PM
When you tell them about phytoestrogens and all you get back is that receipt-toucher stare
You guys can’t even begin to imagine how twisted and f*cked up animals are on other planets
November 14, 2024 at 6:24 PM
You guys can’t even begin to imagine how twisted and f*cked up animals are on other planets
Doctor: unfortunately you have been diagnosed with a fatal death disease
Humans:
Humans:
November 13, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Doctor: unfortunately you have been diagnosed with a fatal death disease
Humans:
Humans:
can’t wait to play Count the Gourds this thanksgiving.
Feeling - Thankful 😀👍
Feeling - Thankful 😀👍
November 12, 2024 at 5:42 PM
can’t wait to play Count the Gourds this thanksgiving.
Feeling - Thankful 😀👍
Feeling - Thankful 😀👍
Earth women >>>>>>>>
November 5, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Earth women >>>>>>>>
Humans wanna land on mars so bad. Like bitch we will literally eat you
November 5, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Humans wanna land on mars so bad. Like bitch we will literally eat you
Nobody gives a shit that a ghost came in my house, messed up the furniture, and riled up the hounds because “it’s Halloween”. Give me a break
November 1, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Nobody gives a shit that a ghost came in my house, messed up the furniture, and riled up the hounds because “it’s Halloween”. Give me a break
Politician: this is an extremely important election and its so important for you to vote.
*a grey alien goes into your room and captures you inside a holding cube*
*a grey alien goes into your room and captures you inside a holding cube*
October 30, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Politician: this is an extremely important election and its so important for you to vote.
*a grey alien goes into your room and captures you inside a holding cube*
*a grey alien goes into your room and captures you inside a holding cube*
humans be like “ooo I see a shooting star.”
Like bitch. That is Nork and he will annihilate your planet
Like bitch. That is Nork and he will annihilate your planet
October 22, 2024 at 8:26 PM
humans be like “ooo I see a shooting star.”
Like bitch. That is Nork and he will annihilate your planet
Like bitch. That is Nork and he will annihilate your planet
October 22, 2024 at 8:14 PM