Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮
@theajx.bsky.social
32. Software Engineer and teller of bad jokes
Im buying a monocle if I ever eat like that
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Im buying a monocle if I ever eat like that
Moneybags over here
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Moneybags over here
Mine too. Happy birthday
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Mine too. Happy birthday
I got a double digit birthday tomorrow too
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I got a double digit birthday tomorrow too
No the fuck he ain't
December 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
No the fuck he ain't
Friends
Vodka
Boobs
Vodka
Boobs
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Friends
Vodka
Boobs
Vodka
Boobs
Bro's a Dick Jockey
December 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Bro's a Dick Jockey
They strong. What do you expect??
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
They strong. What do you expect??
And you going to be stuck in the parking lot until Friday
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
And you going to be stuck in the parking lot until Friday
Use diluted alcohol, full power alcohol can discolor your glasses and phone
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Use diluted alcohol, full power alcohol can discolor your glasses and phone
Dominica is like the most docile country in the world. Makes no damm sense
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Dominica is like the most docile country in the world. Makes no damm sense
Sounds like depression to me
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Sounds like depression to me
That's actually crazy
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
That's actually crazy
Your father or your man?
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Your father or your man?
You mean in your AI?
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You mean in your AI?